BROKEN: Rush Limbaugh died - still dead in 2024

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how good is it that rush limbaugh died
	very good
	extremely good
	insanely good

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I had a good day at work today. Then I come home and log onto the Something Awful forums and see this thread on the front page and am reminded that Rush Limbaugh is a dead decomposing corpse no longer stealing oxygen.

lol that loving owns so much. Fantastic end to the day

# ? Mar 4, 2021 03:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:50

The Fattest PI: Mar 4, 2008

500,000 americans die from a preventable illness, conservatives fall over each other to declare they were all old or sick and worth nothing to society anyways

but don't you dare crack a smile over a evil ghoul like rush limbaugh finally croaking because those pearls will be clutched so hard.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 06:31

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Big Beef City posted:

lollin that they had to bury this fat bitch in a 'private cemetery' because they absolutely knew his grave would be desecrated every single moment of every day for eternity.
Had they thought otherwise, he'd have been buried in public, with a monument of some kind, tactless, no doubt, for his fans to visit and idolize like the drooling gently caress stains upon humanity that they are.
Instead, they had the foresight to realize what an utter blight upon creation this monster was and tossed his wracked and abused corpse into a pit behind a fence, out of sight.

This filled my day with joy.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 12:24

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

No Rush, you're the Feminazi.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 15:17

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Lol hes still dead

# ? Mar 4, 2021 15:27

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Sydney Bottocks posted:

However, Rush was addicted to painkillers, opioids specifically IIRC, so that whatever they gave him likely had little or no ameliorating effect on his pain because he'd already built up a very strong tolerance

Bonzo posted:

I have been at the deathbed of three relatives who died. Two of cancer, one of sepsis. No matter what you have, no matter what they give you to kill the pain, dying is painful, confusing, and scary.

minus hearing about the innocent family members, this makes me feel a lot better. thanks :unsmith:

# ? Mar 4, 2021 23:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Big Beef City posted:

lollin that they had to bury this fat bitch in a 'private cemetery' because they absolutely knew his grave would be desecrated every single moment of every day for eternity.
Had they thought otherwise, he'd have been buried in public, with a monument of some kind, tactless, no doubt, for his fans to visit and idolize like the drooling gently caress stains upon humanity that they are.
Instead, they had the foresight to realize what an utter blight upon creation this monster was and tossed his wracked and abused corpse into a pit behind a fence, out of sight.

if i had a felony record already and didn't mind doing some more time, i would definitely drive a dump truck full of manure through their gate and dump it on his grave

# ? Mar 5, 2021 02:46

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Walker posted:

So far $400k+ has been raised in Rush's honor for Planned Parenthood.

Gosh bless.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 10:20

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Mr Interweb posted:

minus hearing about the innocent family members, this makes me feel a lot better. thanks

I don't have a ton of experience, but I have watched a few people die in clinical settings and yeah it's true-- the last minutes appear to be really unpleasant. Like at best you're dissociated and don't recognize the pain, but it always looks painful as gently caress. Add in cancer and I like to imagine Rush's entire last leg of life was a well-deserved kaleidoscope of unyielding discomfort and pain.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 13:20

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

mind the walrus posted:

I don't have a ton of experience, but I have watched a few people die in clinical settings and yeah it's true-- the last minutes appear to be really unpleasant. Like at best you're dissociated and don't recognize the pain, but it always looks painful as gently caress. Add in cancer and I like to imagine Rush's entire last leg of life was a well-deserved kaleidoscope of unyielding discomfort and pain.

Don't turn my dead bigot party thread into an existential death horror thread please

# ? Mar 5, 2021 14:58

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

lol lovely old pills man, he dead now

# ? Mar 5, 2021 15:07

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

The only person sad about Rush dying is his dealer.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 15:24

ParisFascistWeek: Jan 26, 2021

Sydney Bottocks posted:

However, Rush was addicted to painkillers, opioids specifically IIRC, so that whatever they gave him likely had little or no ameliorating effect on his pain because he'd already built up a very strong tolerance

I had no idea he was a drug addict, that's so funny. He's definitely the type to spit on addicts while he himself struggled with it. stupid rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 5, 2021 21:26

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ParisFascistWeek posted:

I had no idea he was a drug addict, that's so funny. He's definitely the type to spit on addicts while he himself struggled with it. stupid rear end in a top hat

I mentioned it way earlier in the thread, but he abused opiates so hard, he went deaf. If you look up photos of him when he gets that dumb medal fro Trump, you can see the cochlear implant.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 22:56

Jollity Farm: Apr 23, 2010

If I remember correctly, he would regularly say unpleasant things about drug addicts on air while he was abusing Oxycontin in his personal life. When everyone found out about it, he did a whole tearful apology on air begging forgiveness from his poo poo listeners.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He was very bad and now is very dead.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:44

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Just checkin to make sure that cancerous gently caress is still dead

# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:45

Diet Poison: Jan 20, 2008; LICK MY ASS

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Just checkin to make sure that cancerous gently caress is still dead

Buddy, I got some great fuckin news for you: yes.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:00

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

My condolences to the cancer that killed Rush.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:02

empty baggie: Oct 22, 2003

Jose Oquendo posted:

I mentioned it way earlier in the thread, but he abused opiates so hard, he went deaf. If you look up photos of him when he gets that dumb medal fro Trump, you can see the cochlear implant.

He was taking like 25 oxycontin a day. That's an insane amount of oxy.

When he was arrested for prescription fraud, he had procured 2000 oxy prescribed between 4 different doctors over a 6 month timeframe. Even if he had just taken those 2000 over 6 months, that's still over 10 a day, which is still a ton of oxycontin for one person.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:02

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Jollity Farm posted:

If I remember correctly, he would regularly say unpleasant things about drug addicts on air while he was abusing Oxycontin in his personal life. When everyone found out about it, he did a whole tearful apology on air begging forgiveness from his poo poo listeners.

It's like when my Dad would yell at me for smoking while he had a a Marlboro between his fingers.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:05

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Bonzo posted:

The only person sad about Rush dying is his dealer.

The Sacklers feel nothing.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:05

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

empty baggie posted:

He was taking like 25 oxycontin a day. That's an insane amount of oxy.

When he was arrested for prescription fraud, he had procured 2000 oxy prescribed between 4 different doctors over a 6 month timeframe. Even if he had just taken those 2000 over 6 months, that's still over 10 a day, which is still a ton of oxycontin for one person.

hey i mean as an addict in recovery, i can relate to wanting 2000 of my drug of choice on hand

i never perpetuated coneheaded myths about addiction in front of a national audience while i was banging down fifths of vodka tho

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:50

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

You all might like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ocmd2Nz2U

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:57

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Hey Rush suck my sweaty dick and balls you dead piece of poo poo

# ? Mar 6, 2021 01:43

BrewingTea: Jun 2, 2004

I wonder if there's a Rush Limbaugh IV running around Thailand or wherever

# ? Mar 6, 2021 07:11

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I hope not. I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone

# ? Mar 6, 2021 07:16

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Did the cancer that killed rush die with him? if so that's a bit sad.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 08:27

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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BrewingTea posted:

I wonder if there's a Rush Limbaugh IV running around Thailand or wherever

That start of a Chuck Palahniuk novel.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 13:58

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

BrewingTea posted:

I wonder if there's a Rush Limbaugh IV running around Thailand or wherever

I don�t think little boys can reproduce

# ? Mar 6, 2021 14:55

NecroBob: Jul 29, 2003

At the very end of time, the universe and Rush Limbaugh will have something in common:

they'll both be a dead slurry of their component particles :unsmith:

# ? Mar 6, 2021 16:19