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Derpies: by sebmojo

press f to pay respects i am now dead

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:37

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:54

Macnult

# ? Mar 6, 2021 01:04

Gramps

Derpies posted:

press f to pay respects i am now dead

Glue one of the big flat ones to your sole and you'll slowly build a cool house on the bottom of your foot

# ? Mar 6, 2021 01:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Don't try to suck it out, that won't work. You need the anti-venom.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 01:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

watch out for the little flame pieces they're the worst

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 6, 2021 02:10

Derpies: by sebmojo

Heather Papps posted:

watch out for the little flame pieces they're the worst

this one was a clear triangular "ramp" piece and it was pretty awful so I can not even imagine what a flame piece would do

edit - also im dead so this is spooky ghost posting

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:19

Dip Viscous

is the piece still on the floor?

# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Derpies posted:

this one was a clear triangular "ramp" piece and it was pretty awful so I can not even imagine what a flame piece would do

edit - also im dead so this is spooky ghost posting

keep your chain jangling quiet, there's hunters about

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:34

Stoner Sloth

Buttchocks posted:

Don't try to suck it out, that won't work. You need the anti-venom.

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I walk across piles of Lego as a test of my faith

# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:18

Derpies: by sebmojo

Dip Viscous posted:

is the piece still on the floor?

No I moved it to the lego receptacle after i died but i am sure more legos exist in my normal walking path

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:33

Prof. Crocodile

Level up!

You are now a level 5 Dad!

You have unlocked 'socks with sandals'!

# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:44

Derpies: by sebmojo

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Level up!

You are now a level 5 Dad!

You have unlocked 'socks with sandals'!

I immediately use all my gold to buy a Traeger Smoker

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:54

FutonForensic

it starts feelin g good after a while

edit: not a sicko or anything

FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Mar 6, 2021

# ? Mar 6, 2021 05:08

Escape From Noise

F with the best
Die like the rest

# ? Mar 6, 2021 06:59

Vim Fuego: I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress

Gramps posted:

Glue one of the big flat ones to your sole and you'll slowly build a cool house on the bottom of your foot

# ? Mar 6, 2021 09:04

biosterous

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Level up!

You are now a level 5 Dad!

You have unlocked 'socks with sandals'!

more like level 5 dead

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 6, 2021 19:02

Derpies: by sebmojo

biosterous posted:

more like level 5 dead

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 19:55

Escape From Noise

Just don't step on a logo. That'll get the lawyers on you.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:02

biosterous

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:47

Prof. Crocodile

biosterous posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

biosterous posted:

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:07

Derpies: by sebmojo

biosterous posted:

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:09

Timelord

biosterous posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:21

nut

the cool thing is if you leave it embedded u can attach urself to a really heavy castle set or something and then u don't have to waste precious basal energy maintain leg muscle tone standing up

# ? Mar 7, 2021 14:55

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

"It has been 105 days since I first stepped on some Lego and I can only assume I keep stepping on them because my Lego stilts grow ever larger. If anyone down below the cloud line reads this, then do not cry for me, I am already dead"

# ? Mar 7, 2021 15:53

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the entire kingdom of denmark is a giant graveyard

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# ? Mar 7, 2021 16:00

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

changing my teeth out with legos so if i'm eating something really good I can just lock my mouth shut and not worry about anybody sneaking in to steal a little chew

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 7, 2021 20:28

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i put it there

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 7, 2021 21:07

Derpies: by sebmojo

watho posted:

i put it there

I will now dedicate my ghost life to moderately inconveniencing you. Step one is going to be shifting your homes foundation so your stove is at a slight angle.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 21:20

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

aughhh!!!!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 7, 2021 21:58

nut

oh ya I stepped on a duplo

# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:52

nut

no wait two duplo and and a knex

# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:53

Derpies: by sebmojo

watho posted:

aughhh!!!!

you will forever have to now slightly shift your eggs and other items being cooked to ensure a proper sear.

The curse of DERPIES.

Some legends say you can lift the curse by going back to that fateful day and warning him about the lego....

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# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:06

Escape From Noise

You will be stepped on by the ghost of the lego you stepped on unless you post Stay safe leghost!

# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:51

FutonForensic

day 87: the dream is real. i completed the lego city to live out my sexual fantasy of being a giant

day 88: i no longer have a sexual fantasy of being a giant

edit: stay safe leghost

FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Mar 8, 2021

# ? Mar 8, 2021 07:01