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oh no computer
May 27, 2003

speaking of kerry katona i found out the other day she's on onlyfans

no nudes though

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
last i knew she got sacked from iceland for being on coke

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

crispix posted:

the chase is quiz perfection imo
i was thinking about applying to be on it but presumably you need some sort of personality to get through the auditions or even that far

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


I got my AZ jab on Thursday and still feel a bit feverish and fatigued today. Doing a 12 hour shift and I keep needing to sit down and chug lucozade :c

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
clearing out my garage and most of my stuff is totally worthless but some website wants to pay me thirty quid for silent hill on the ps1 lmbo

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
really galling that all my old cds have stickers on saying they cost me fifteen quid and now music magpie is offering me 20p

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I went for a run for the first time in forever today and other than the goon cake I've cut out the junk food

It was only 2.5km, but I am podge atm

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Are there any Fitbit apps or whatever where you can change the measurement to food items? Like you didn't run 2.5km but 1.5 slices of cake

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



pretty sure i burnt less than a baked potato worth of calories

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Having 2 jackie tats for dins

What you all having?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
fuckin goujons

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
saturday night, has for eternity, been curry night.

chickpeas and sweet spud most likely unless a flash of inspiration happens.

and poo poo brand naans and onion bargies.

and some rice I will swear at cos I can't cook rice.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Feeling basic so just some sausages and bacon inna bun

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




NotJustANumber99 posted:

Are there any Fitbit apps or whatever where you can change the measurement to food items? Like you didn't run 2.5km but 1.5 slices of cake

I can add a user made jobby to my garmin watch to show beers earned

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Are there any Fitbit apps or whatever where you can change the measurement to food items? Like you didn't run 2.5km but 1.5 slices of cake
my sports watch has an extension where you can show the "number of beers burned off" (which just divides the estimated calorie burn by some flat value for how many calories in a beer that iirc you can't change)

Patrat
Feb 14, 2012

Is is wrong that I have stopped cooking and instead started eating Marks and Spencer ready meals? They are like £7 for three and really tasty along with probably being healthier than whatever I would slap together myself.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Ratjaculation posted:

Having 2 jackie tats for dins

What you all having?

ordered pizza

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Salmon pasta, didn't have enough cream in it though

I did some clearing today, why do I have a box of tile offcuts from when I tiled the kitchen in our last place????

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


NotJustANumber99 posted:

onion bargies.

Lol

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Is that not how it's spelt?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Patrat posted:

Is is wrong that I have stopped cooking and instead started eating Marks and Spencer ready meals? They are like £7 for three and really tasty along with probably being healthier than whatever I would slap together myself.

aren't m&s meals designed for the shuffling elderly who don't have long left anyway so who cares if you have triple your daily fats in a single small pie

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I wonder how many people remember that Gordon Ramsay was a footballer

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I wonder how many people remember that Gordon Ramsey’s porn dwarf doppelgänger was killed by a badger

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Was the dwarf pornstar doppelganger story real? Im going to choose to belive it is no matter what.


People getting mad at me for asking for ID tonight. It's my job and the app tells you I'm gonna do it dummies!!!

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

If you get mad that some one asks you for id you are either

Old and ugly and know it
Too young
Lost your Id cos you are an idiot


gently caress those people

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I suppose I'm the first one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Gasmask posted:

I wonder how many people remember that Gordon Ramsey’s porn dwarf doppelgänger was killed by a badger

the badger was recently killed in prison

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Awkward. Just had to pull faces until my brother left the kitchen when I found him in there with a jar of sharwoods tikka masala in his hand.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Ewan posted:

i was thinking about applying to be on it but presumably you need some sort of personality to get through the auditions or even that far

nah i know a couple of goons have been on it

one of them said mark was a total oval office and one of the crew said he once didn't wash for days just to piss them off :barf:

it also fascinates me how many people go on it who know poo poo all about anything

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the badger was recently killed in prison

rip to an apprentice legend

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Ratjaculation posted:

Having 2 jackie tats for dins

What you all having?

Kinda napped through when I would cook dinner so garlic sausage sandwich and onion rings (the corn snack ones not real ones) dipped in sour cream and chive.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

CancerCakes posted:

If you get mad that some one asks you for id you are either

Old and ugly and know it
Too young
Lost your Id cos you are an idiot


gently caress those people

Why would being old and ugly make you angry at being asked for ID?

Do hot people get a free pass in that as well? bastards

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Gasmask posted:

rip to an apprentice legend

she would be the alpha of any prison wing imo

... "idea for a programme"

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

hemale in pain posted:

It's my job and the app tells you I'm gonna do it dummies!!!
if they've paid by card do you check that? when you pay by card on takeaway websites round here they always say that the driver will check the card you ordered with, but in literally hundreds of deliveries i've had where i've paid by card they've not done it once

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Gasmask posted:

clearing out my garage and most of my stuff is totally worthless but some website wants to pay me thirty quid for silent hill on the ps1 lmbo

Christ. How much do they pay for good games?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Sunswipe posted:

Christ. How much do they pay for good games?

2 quid best i can do mate

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I found my Dreamcast copies of Shenmue 1 and 2 in the loft a few years back (before they got rereleased) and got £300 for them

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Richard Osman's House of Games is pretty good actually. It's quite slow and relaxing and not up its own arse

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've got a boxed copy of SimCity 2000 on floppy disks (save button), am I rich?

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I've got a boxed copy of SimCity 2000 on floppy disks (save button), am I rich?

yes you could be a fifteen-pounds-aire

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