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Are you a rad suburban dad
	No im a city slicker
	yes i am a rad suburban dad
	goku
	Derpies Tuglord

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Hello I am Derpies, suburban dad, and I figured we needed a safe posting space for fellow suburban dads to talk about suburban dad things.

Rules:

Post about being a rad dad, who lives in the suburbs

No girls/wives allowed (except certified soccer moms)

Must never break the demeanor of being a suburban dad.

To start us off, what socks do you guys wear with your sandals? I prefer whatever is on sale at Costco.

CURRENT ALLIES: City Dads

ENEMIES: Rural Dads (We call them Quaids)

PLOT TWIST: All verified Suburban Dads will be listed below with their BBQ setups.

Play posted:

And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT

Derpies posted:

Here is my suburban dad rig will update op in a bit too with it

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Rig postin�

Bonus fire pit we put in last summer

A few bricks shy massive suburban dad haul

AFewBricksShy posted:

I am the suburban daddest of dads.

Grill Set up:

Basses:
Black one was my first, Ibanez five string a couple of years later (20 years ago fuuuuck)
Built the Gibson ripoff with a warmoth neck a couple of years ago, it's pretty much a fancy p-bass.

Fire pit.

Guinness Stew from last week

Dad slippers and pj pants.

Bonus: overly complicated deep frying rig for my turkey at christmas this year.

Derpies fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 27, 2021

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i'm a rad dad and a rad grand dad try to keep up

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

dee eight posted:

i'm a rad dad and a rad grand dad try to keep up

Tell us a long rambling story to prove this

# ? Mar 6, 2021 22:59

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

google it i ain't doin your homework for you

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:00

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Im a rural dad with all the cool tools and half finished projects

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:00

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Pimpcasso posted:

Im a rural dad with all the cool tools and half finished projects

this is not the thread for you then sir but i appreciate your big dad energy

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Wikipedia lists my area as belonging to the administrative center of my city so urban dad here :flip:

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Lobotomy Bob: Jun 13, 2003

I'm talking to you over the fence about my latest batch of homebrew beer.

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Lobotomy Bob: Jun 13, 2003

A barrel belches smoke in the background.

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

practicing my new hobby "painting with glue"

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:17

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Lobotomy Bob posted:

I'm talking to you over the fence about my latest batch of homebrew beer.

as a suburban dad i also have a nice home brewing kit i have used one time

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:17

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Derpies posted:

as a suburban dad i also have a nice home brewing kit i have used one time

i just walk to the store and buy a sixer

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:24

Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I live in the suburbs, but I'm only a dog dad. But I'm a pretty rad dog dad and I hope that doesn't make anyone mad

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:42

Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

I just spent a week getting more excited for the community center opening a block away in a few years than anything else in the god drat world.

Edit: my soccer mom goon wife told me to post here.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:46

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

dad 3d model

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:47

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I'd like to take a vote of suburban dad's in creating a rule where whenever we say "my wife" we say it like Borat

# ? Mar 7, 2021 00:34

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Lil Peeler posted:

I live in the suburbs, but I'm only a dog dad. But I'm a pretty rad dog dad and I hope that doesn't make anyone mad

You will be assigned the first divorced soccer mom that wanders into this thread so you can be a suburban dad tok

# ? Mar 7, 2021 00:40

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Derpies posted:

I'd like to take a vote of suburban dad's in creating a rule where whenever we say "my wife" we say it like Borat

the missus

ball and chain

the old blister

better 5/8th

"wifey"

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

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bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

I was promised bass guitars.

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Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

*insert homonyms themed joke*

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

bossy lady posted:

I was promised bass guitars.

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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

DUKE CANNON WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU HIS SECRETS TO THE PERFECT BARBECUE. ARE YOU READY?

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Halloween Liker: Oct 31, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

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Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Didn�t have to water the new hibiscus plants I put in the whiskey barrel planters out front.

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Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Pettin my dog-child and drinking a beer while I watch Wrath of Khan

life's good yo

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I have a sudden fear that my lawn might be a millimeter above code

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Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Planted some shrubs today and carefully selected fertilizer with 13-7-7 formula. Then grilled some chicken drumsticks and drank beer. Watched the UFC fight. Dad life. :clint:

# ? Mar 7, 2021 07:49

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Planted some shrubs today and carefully selected fertilizer with 13-7-7 formula. Then grilled some chicken drumsticks and drank beer. Watched the UFC fight. Dad life.

i always watched the punch persons fights and as usual they dissapoint

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git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

i�m a sub dad but i am not rad

# ? Mar 7, 2021 10:57

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

I own two synthesisers and a suede jacket

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

*calls �dad rock� �rock music�* :airquote:

# ? Mar 7, 2021 14:14

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

Having a nervous breakdown in the middle of your guitar solo at the weekly blues jam

# ? Mar 7, 2021 16:05

bees everywhere: Nov 19, 2002

"Hey, hon? Come here and check this out! What? No, you have come see it. I know you're busy, just come check this out real quick. Ok, I'll wait... Here you are, you ready?" *plays Baby Shark on the bass*

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