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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
had a dream that I could get a free copy of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band if I sent in an old receipt, but the offer required the letter be postmarked by today

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Plutonis the Anal Bitch @plutonis
Opinions are my own

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wormskull posted:

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
I dreamed I was walking through a small village with my parents. We needed a place to stay so we went into a small inn, but there was a wedding happening there, so it was very busy and most of the beds were taken. I went looking for an empty bed and checked underneath one where I found a trap door in the floor. I opened it up and found a shaft leading down with a ladder, and my dream changed to a Shadowgate style first person adventure game. I climbed down the ladder into a sewer and was avoiding rat and bat enemies, when I ran into Lucas from Mother 3. I was relieved to see him, but then his face twisted into a sadistic grin, and he said "We all float down here..." and I woke up in a panic.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Wormskull posted:

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Dr. Furious posted:

I dreamed I was walking through a small village with my parents. We needed a place to stay so we went into a small inn, but there was a wedding happening there, so it was very busy and most of the beds were taken. I went looking for an empty bed and checked underneath one where I found a trap door in the floor. I opened it up and found a shaft leading down with a ladder, and my dream changed to a Shadowgate style first person adventure game. I climbed down the ladder into a sewer and was avoiding rat and bat enemies, when I ran into Lucas from Mother 3. I was relieved to see him, but then his face twisted into a sadistic grin, and he said "We all float down here..." and I woke up in a panic.

Yikes

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Smaller part of a larger dream which I can't remember but we were in a situation where we needed to use a Gameboy with a GameGenie and I kept trying to point out to everyone else how it had a tiny little codebook in a storage compartment of the GameGenie and also I really wanted to show everyone how they had stickers you could put on the back of specific games with the codes on them, because due to the configuration of the unit when you put a game cartridge into the GameGenie it would be backwards, with the back of the cart facing you. No one seemed to care or at least none of them found it as interesting as I did and I was getting frustrated about it.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

had a dream that there was a yakuza substory with tracy morgan, more or less doing tracy jordan from 30 rock. he was fully voice acted and looked just like him and seemed to be really enjoying himself. "kazama kiraloo," he said. "come here!"

"huh?" said kiryu. "how do you know my name?"

"that's the MYSTERY!" he said. "i speak fluent japanese, on account of all the porn i watch, but i will NOT be inconvenienced by speaking it to you! speak ENGLISH! this is a video game and i'm going to make you do a fetch quest! first, i want you to go to smile burger and order me a pepperoni pizza." kiryu sighed and spoke in broken english for the rest of the quest, and he had to keep fetching things for tracy, like pocket racer car parts, a yellow shirt, a chinese broadsword, etc. etc. etc. "you're doing really well!" tracy said. "there's just one more thing i'ma need you to get for me....... your little finger up to the joint."

another voice chimed in and said "that's... enough, tracy," and i immediately knew it was alex baldwin. the render for his character was too doughy, though, and looked nothing like him. he introduced himself as jack donaghy. "really impressive work with that real estate," he said. "and you kept tracy busy for..." he looked at his watch. "...six whole hours. i understand you're interested in the vacant lot here in this city and i think that we can do business. you see, the shinehardt wig corporation has owned it since 1945. it's currently part of our electronic arts division." kiryu expressed surprise that it was an american who owned the lot and donaghy laughed. "you didn't think we'd let japan run their own organized crime, did you? you couldn't even win a simple international war. meet me at the mahjong parlor, at the highest rolling table, in about an hour. and don't do that thing where you do sidequests and minigames for weeks and then finally go to meet me, this isn't bethesda. kiryu, before you go... would you rather play a video game with procedurally generated loot drops for a complicated crafting system, or a metroidvania directed by will wright?"

"i don't know what any of those words mean," said kiryu.

i ran straight toward my map marker for the quest objective, but i ran afoul of a an upgraded Mr Shakedown, the Mr Shakedown Twins, and they mopped the floor with me. i realized i hadn;t saved in between doing any of tracy's errands and was going to have to replay the entire thing, but i woke up before i could start. when i woke up i realized that the Shakedown Twins had been Grizz and Dotcom.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I had a dream gamers were in a flamewar with the CIA when a CIA op show, a comedy central cartoon called "Donkey Punch" made fun of gamers.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
You're just writing fan fiction at this point dude. No one remembers 27 lines of dialogue from their dreams.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

American McGay posted:

You're just writing fan fiction at this point dude. No one remembers 27 lines of dialogue from their dreams.

i really do. i streamline a lot by cutting out huge portions that are boring or don't connect and i gloss over things that i only half remember, like whatever the fetch quests actually were. i did binge two and a half hours of 30 rock before i went to sleep last night.

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt
i believe you. people used to remember whole epic poems that took hours to recite, no reason statue can't access the power of brain damage to remember a few lines of dialogue.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Calling BS on Bicyclops dreams was one of those things that I thought nobody was low enough to do.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

net cafe scandal posted:

Calling BS on Bicyclops dreams was one of those things that I thought nobody was low enough to do.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

net cafe scandal posted:

Calling BS on Bicyclops dreams was one of those things that I thought nobody was low enough to do.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The imp zone has fallen so far.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

American McGay posted:

You're just writing fan fiction at this point dude. No one remembers 27 lines of dialogue from their dreams.

:baduk:

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

Larry Parrish posted:

The imp zone has fallen so far.

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the American McGay post—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
bicyclops didnt spend 2 years trapped in subcon for this kind of treatment

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Sex Tragedy posted:

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the American McGay post—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Sex Tragedy posted:

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the American McGay post—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Sex Tragedy posted:

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the American McGay post—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Sex Tragedy posted:

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the American McGay post—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Had a dream there was a new luigi's mansion mobile app where you caught ghosts kinda like pokemon go, but only at night. I was walking up and down the street trying to catch ghosts but couldnt get any to show up, so finally I googled to see where the best spots to go catch ghosts were and apparently every single player went to an irl spot in town that was exactly like the house from P.T.

I ventured inside expecting it to be a haunted house experience but it was literally just an extremely well lit space similar to a convention hall, with guys who looked like the magic the gathering asscrack dude sitting around at tables trading ghosts with each other.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

dreamed i was back in my hometown, a fishing town of 200 people, to pick up a bunch of games i left behind in a video game storage center slash game library that obviously doesnt exist irl. the way it worked in the dream, they had a bunch of systems and you could use them to play the games you had stored in a clear plastic box on a shelf in a common room and if you paid a monthly fee you could reserve a desk and game there whenever you want. anyway i went to go pick up my games and like half the cases in my box were empty. i specifically remember that i had a collection of SMT games that weren't just empty, they were gone. i started looking around and realized that all my SMT games were on one person's desk. i go to look through her stuff and get my games but the owner and the people working there raised hell about going through someone's desk. i say OK, i guess i'll talk to the owner first, but every time i try to go talk to him all the people who work there start acting really busy and getting in my way in a really slapstick way until some other customer went to talk to the owner about something. the whole time he was super avoiding eye contact and acting super shifty and it finally hit me that the person whose desk it was was his girlfriend. it went this way until finally i get up to the front and then suddenly i realize that the place had closed in the meantime and the owner was about to lock me in overnight. i leave and find a donation bin at the bottom of the stairs and realize that one of the employees had dumped all of my games in it and most of them were just gone

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

I had a dream that elden ring came out and you could choose a starting class template between hunter, sekiro or chosen undead as your base play style but mix in abilities from other trees. Hunters could empower bullets with faith spells to kill beasts, ninjas could learn to harness arcane eldritch magic for their offensive and deception abilities, wizards training the wolf grappling arm to pull them out of harms way to continue casting. Berserker warriors with huge heavy weapons and no armor employing dodge steps and rally to fight like berserkers. I kept thinking about this throughout the day, the insane and endless possibilities of the invasions in a big open world where instead of fighting a pvp meta invader in a hallway you galloped your horse up a hill and got blindsided a ninja. And just when you think you’ve recovered your posture and evened the playing field he hooks away to higher ground and starts throwing pyromancy spells at you. Please give us this game from

Metallia
Sep 17, 2014

Sex Tragedy posted:

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the American McGay post—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Metallia
Sep 17, 2014

had a dream I was playing/living in one of the aztec temple dungeons in Illusion of Gaia except there was a mst3k style jeering audience that made fun of everything i did. when i picked up a room clear item it would play the little victory fanfare and then a disparaging comment would pop up in the dialogue box one letter at a time, little money style, like 'this sucks dude', 'its not very good is it', etc. i entered the boss room where the big demon guy you fight with freedan appeared and the dialogue box appeared again and the victory fanfare played while dialogue box just said 'oh come on' very slowly

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Those comments were from the aliens who watch our dreams like a twitch stream

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

I had a dream that elden ring came out and you could choose a starting class template between hunter, sekiro or chosen undead as your base play style but mix in abilities from other trees. Hunters could empower bullets with faith spells to kill beasts, ninjas could learn to harness arcane eldritch magic for their offensive and deception abilities, wizards training the wolf grappling arm to pull them out of harms way to continue casting. Berserker warriors with huge heavy weapons and no armor employing dodge steps and rally to fight like berserkers. I kept thinking about this throughout the day, the insane and endless possibilities of the invasions in a big open world where instead of fighting a pvp meta invader in a hallway you galloped your horse up a hill and got blindsided a ninja. And just when you think you’ve recovered your posture and evened the playing field he hooks away to higher ground and starts throwing pyromancy spells at you. Please give us this game from

Only if it’s also armored core and all of these people are robots too

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Last night I dreamed I was in a teen vampire movie and for some reason there was a 15 minute long scene where I explained to some random guy at a party what the MiSTer is, how an FPGA works and what consoles/games you can play on it

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Last night I dreamed I was in a teen vampire movie and for some reason there was a 15 minute long scene where I explained to some random guy at a party what the MiSTer is, how an FPGA works and what consoles/games you can play on it

thanks for spreading the good word

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

All my dreams are about the sopranos and dragonball z. Deeply jealous of you guys.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Dreamt that a much-hyped Kojima MGS reboot was happening with David Hayter returning as Snake, and that I was somehow put in charge of managing his voice acting & motion capture sessions. But because of some kind of contract dispute, David was upset and would angrily deliver all of his lines in an exaggerated Mickey Mouse voice while flailing his arms around and running in circles.

When he saw the recordings, Kojima called an emergency meeting and said he was worried about being sued by Disney, so the project title was changed to “Kingdom Hearts x Metal Gear Solid CE” and we were told to change Snake’s character model into Mickey wearing an eye patch and a sneaking suit. No other changes were made to anything in the game.

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Lmao

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