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I had to go somewhere for a few days and I set a mouse trap against the wall in the utility closet. I just got back and the first thing I did was go straight to the closet to check the trap......and it's gone. Just gone, without a trace. Is there a one-armed mouse now lusting for revenge against me in my own home? Where is the loving mouse trap? What the hell do I do?
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:26 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:43 |
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Obviously kill the firstborn mouse children of every mouse family in your house.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:28 |
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Next time you’re meat-gazing your neighbor, check for the trap outline in his jeans.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:30 |
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If you’re the Tom in this situation try not to dwell on the fact that Jerry usually comes out ahead. Just be at peace with your fate of being outwitted by the mouse. Or just do the cartoon thing and burn the house down in hopes that you catch the mouse in the flames.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:34 |
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Gotta step it up, you need a bigger trap Get a bear trap
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:40 |
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spacetoaster posted:Is there a one-armed mouse now lusting for revenge against me in my own home? Where is the loving mouse trap? What the hell do I do? This is the plot to sekiro. Watch your back OP
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:41 |
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I tried to ffuck it
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:43 |
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A mouse got caught in a trap at work when I was 19 and I had to step on it to finish it off, but it didn't die. It was this crunch and it kept twitching so I did it a few times to kill it, I think I was wearing moccasins and it just wasn't enough to do the job in one stamp. The old lady I shared my office with started bawling and she was just the sweetest lady so I started crying seeing her so upset and a coworker came in asking what the gently caress and we both blubbered out that a mouse died and he just kind of looked like the human personification of a question mark.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:51 |
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The mouse has replaced its arm with a chainsaw, tread lightly
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 04:02 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:A mouse got caught in a trap at work when I was 19 and I had to step on it to finish it off, but it didn't die. It was this crunch and it kept twitching so I did it a few times to kill it, I think I was wearing moccasins and it just wasn't enough to do the job in one stamp. The old lady I shared my office with started bawling and she was just the sweetest lady so I started crying seeing her so upset and a coworker came in asking what the gently caress and we both blubbered out that a mouse died and he just kind of looked like the human personification of a question mark. Lmao stomping a mouse life away in moccasins.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 04:04 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:A mouse got caught in a trap at work when I was 19 and I had to step on it to finish it off, but it didn't die. It was this crunch and it kept twitching so I did it a few times to kill it, I think I was wearing moccasins and it just wasn't enough to do the job in one stamp. The old lady I shared my office with started bawling and she was just the sweetest lady so I started crying seeing her so upset and a coworker came in asking what the gently caress and we both blubbered out that a mouse died and he just kind of looked like the human personification of a question mark. You and an old woman shared an office. In this office there were mouse trap(s) out in the open. There were so many mice in this office, one engaged a trap located close enough where you could hear it. At this job, you openly wore moccasins. Am I understanding your life correctly?
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 04:14 |
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gently caress dude that must have been some good-rear end cheese.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 04:35 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:You and an old woman shared an office. In this office there were mouse trap(s) out in the open. There were so many mice in this office, one engaged a trap located close enough where you could hear it. At this job, you openly wore moccasins. lol
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:03 |
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Wait for that thing to come back as a rat king, then it will be easy to catch.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:03 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:You and an old woman shared an office. In this office there were mouse trap(s) out in the open. There were so many mice in this office, one engaged a trap located close enough where you could hear it. At this job, you openly wore moccasins. This was me at my zenith
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:13 |
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the guy who rifles through your utility closet when you're gone took it when it snapped on his creepy fingers he might be back, with more mouse traps
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:16 |
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You should turn mouse skins into additional moccasins, thus completing the Circle of Life.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:37 |
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You'd think the children's board game, mouse trap, would have taught you things disappear for no reason
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:42 |
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The one mouse left a trail of blood behind my oven carrying the trap away. Whatever is back there I hope it was a lesson.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:34 |
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Watch Mouse Hunt for some tips
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:35 |
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The trap is sprung Will be in touch soon Martin sends his regards
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:36 |
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Where did you go for a few days?
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:40 |
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Back home to idiot island I assume
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:41 |
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Nooner posted:Where did you go for a few days? He died and came back this is the third day.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:46 |
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Zeluth posted:The one mouse left a trail of blood behind my oven carrying the trap away. Whatever is back there I hope it was a lesson. My oven stopped working last year so we opened up the back to discover a mouse had crawled in and made a home amongst the electrical connections. It had apparently Frank Grimes'd itself and shorted the oven.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:46 |
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Get a cat and you'll find where the mouse went.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:58 |
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it's just viral marketing for the tom and jerry movie that came out a week and a half ago
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 09:02 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Get a cat and you'll find where the mouse went. then you have to get a trap big enough for the cat ones hes done
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 09:12 |
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I bet TFR could recommend the best mouse defense solution
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 09:15 |
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mocassins own and you'd be surprised at how many women love them. you'll have to listen to a lot of phish though so maybe they're not so great
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 09:16 |
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Robo Reagan posted:then you have to get a trap big enough for the cat ones hes done Ein Loch ist im Eimer, Karl-Otto, Karl-Otto Ein Loch ist im Eimer, Karl-Otto, Ein Loch Verstopf es, oh Henry, oh Henry, oh Henry Verstopf es, oh Henry, mach's dicht
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 09:17 |
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CarpenterWalrus posted:I bet TFR could recommend the best mouse defense solution Is there a sub-forum for history buffs too? Because the concept of a gun trap is old as balls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM09ZgY2qPM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1jxWPb-C0
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:12 |
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Be careful eating sandwiches
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:22 |
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No man knoweth the day or the hour, OP. Arm yourself, because whatever took the trap, clearly is not afraid of you, so you too can not feel the fear in your heart
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:27 |
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You are eo hosed OP. I have a plan that may still save you if luck is with you: 1. Whatever else don't split up to "cover more ground", remember how Rambo always assault the lone cop first. 2. Start loudly talking about your intentions to make a SOFTCORE gay porn, mice find softcore repulsive and would possibly give you a wide berth as you lovingly describe how ths scene blocking is obscuring the performares genitellia. 3. While you're audibly distracting any rodent around look carefully for a route of escape, don't fall for the obvious door marked EXIT that's the oldest trick in the book. And finally when the opportunity comes run like hell and don't look back, pretend that your Lot from the bible if it helps. Good luck!
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:40 |
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You are really hosed
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:50 |
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 11:43 |
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sorry that was me i needed to borrow your vacuum cleaner
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 13:07 |
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Rejoice, OP, for you have sown the seeds of your own destruction
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 13:48 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:43 |
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Let the mouse climb on/in your head and post for you
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