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me and the missus once looked at a home for sale that had some protective covenants and hoa attached to it. we read half a page of the *things you can't do* documents and then told the real estate agent "lol gently caress no" no shame snype, that purple striped house that some goon complained about years ago that got photoshopped p good. dee eight fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Mar 7, 2021 |
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Mar 7, 2021 21:21
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Got some WD-40 on all my hosepipe threads where they were a touch corroded today - really happy with the results, no more leaks happening. First hand wash of the year for my car too. Cleaned out my boys trampoline to get it ready for the better weather, fixed a few bits of minor damage with duct tape too. Sitting on the deck with a cold one, pondering whether I should oil the deck next weekend (assuming the weather holds, obvs).
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Mar 7, 2021 21:31
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Those leaks are so annoying.
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Mar 7, 2021 21:38
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I put off yard work today even though it was nice out. Also curious what sale Price is for the home on my street that was listed a week ago.
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Mar 7, 2021 22:48
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Kids cracked the washer lid again. Going outside to drink and listen to my Bluetooth speaker to get over it. Think I'll tighten up the nuts on the wheel barrel and other yard equipment. Nobody come outside and bother me. I'm doing important poo poo. Full Metal Jackass fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Mar 7, 2021 |
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Mar 7, 2021 22:56
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What is the dadliest guitar / bass guitar? Serious answers only please.
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Mar 7, 2021 23:42
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bossy lady posted:What is the dadliest guitar / bass guitar? Serious answers only please. Dan Armstrong custom 
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Mar 8, 2021 01:51
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I literally bought a jazzmaster last week and I hide it from my 5yo (who will definitely try to claim it as her own) and wife (doesnt know i got it yet) in my office closet. Probably not the dadliest guitar which is obviously a Les Paul or a Strat with factory made relic marks. Really the dadliest instrument is the bass and the dadliest bass is whatever bass was most popular exactly 20 years before the question was asked.
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Mar 8, 2021 01:52
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bossy lady posted:What is the dadliest guitar / bass guitar? Serious answers only please. I have an American Standard Fender Jazz base that was one of the last years they made them in the USA so I am gonna go with mine as our resident Suburban Dad.
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Mar 8, 2021 02:01
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dick wizard posted:I literally bought a jazzmaster last week and I hide it from my 5yo (who will definitely try to claim it as her own) and wife (doesnt know i got it yet) in my office closet. Probably not the dadliest guitar which is obviously a Les Paul or a Strat with factory made relic marks. Really the dadliest instrument is the bass and the dadliest bass is whatever bass was most popular exactly 20 years before the question was asked. Any guitar you have to hide from your family is dadliest.
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Mar 8, 2021 02:02
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bossy lady posted:Any guitar you have to hide from your family is dadliest. absolutely. So in spirit, my newest guitar is 100% the dadliest in existence right now. The only thing that's not dadly is the model.
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Mar 8, 2021 02:10
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For some reason my wife has decided to watch the Harry Meghan Oprah interview so I fried up some spanakopita in the air fryer in honor of the Duke of Edinburgh.
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Mar 8, 2021 02:19
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Wife was gone so the child got dino nuggets and broccoli for dinner
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Mar 8, 2021 02:38
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dee eight posted:i just walk to the store and buy a sixer *finishes sixer and walks back to store to get another* *repeats*
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Mar 8, 2021 03:06
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*finishes sixer and walks back to store to get another*
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Mar 8, 2021 06:04
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bossy lady posted:What is the dadliest guitar / bass guitar? Serious answers only please. A Jag Stang with the members of 311's signatures on it.
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Mar 8, 2021 07:00
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Dadliest guitar is a cocaine white flying v to bang out all sweetest butt-rock jams of the 80s on before leaving the garage and going back into the house to see your fail children playing video games
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Mar 8, 2021 08:33
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bees everywhere posted:"Hey, hon? Come here and check this out! What? No, you have come see it. I know you're busy, just come check this out real quick. Ok, I'll wait... Here you are, you ready?" *plays Baby Shark on the bass* lol
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Mar 8, 2021 09:08
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Lemme tell y'all about the 3-2-1 method for getting perfect ribs every time.
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Mar 8, 2021 10:44
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dee eight posted:Dan Armstrong custom 1000% too much style. The correct answer is sunburst P-bass, tortoise-shell pickguard. Cargo-shorts for bonus-points.
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Mar 8, 2021 14:17
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Pondex posted:1000% too much style. A P-bass is way too heavy for your typical suburban dad. Our backs hurt.
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Mar 8, 2021 14:36
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Somethibg very tacky and at least 5 strings. No frets and no headstock is a plus
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Mar 8, 2021 17:10
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I jammed some blues with some other bluesdads this weekend (dog dad here) on my mexican stratocaster. It was actually good because they could actually play and we had a harp player too
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Mar 8, 2021 17:14
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*wife & daughter are vegetarian* *still dieting after recent health scare* Hun, I've been talking about it for years and Costco's got a smoker on sale this week.
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Mar 8, 2021 17:17
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*spends 15 minutes looking at beers at the package store* *buys Miller Lite*
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Mar 8, 2021 17:20
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Watching a 20 something try to back up a trailer and give the play-by-play to the wife who keeps looking at her phone uninterested.
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Mar 8, 2021 17:21
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cynic posted:Got some WD-40 on all my hosepipe threads where they were a touch corroded today - really happy with the results, no more leaks happening. First hand wash of the year for my car too. Cleaned out my boys trampoline to get it ready for the better weather, fixed a few bits of minor damage with duct tape too. Sitting on the deck with a cold one, pondering whether I should oil the deck next weekend (assuming the weather holds, obvs). REal suburban dads use PB Blaster not WD-40 like some apartment dweller.
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Mar 8, 2021 17:29
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youre dick posted:REal suburban dads use PB Blaster not WD-40 like some apartment dweller. Peanit BUtter Blaster
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Mar 8, 2021 17:29
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Watching a 20 something try to back up a trailer and give the play-by-play to the wife who keeps looking at her phone uninterested. since we're all dad friends ehre i have an admission to make. my wife is way better at backing up trailers than i am, to my ever lasting shame
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Mar 8, 2021 17:39
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What? None of you own Geddy Lee's Beautiful Book of Bass? Its even on sale! https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0...&ref_=pd_gw_unk
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Mar 8, 2021 17:39
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I go to the brewery; we are all wearing the same shoes (earthtone Keens, the gen X white New Balance)
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Mar 8, 2021 17:54
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youre dick posted:since we're all dad friends ehre i have an admission to make. my wife is way better at backing up trailers than i am, to my ever lasting shame A good wife
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Mar 8, 2021 18:15
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The two dadliest guitars in the dadliest band ever, a PRS and a Hendrix Strat. Somehow no cargo shorts, but the drummer's polo/plaid shorts/fingerless gloves combo is pretty dadly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX0A1yX7IU0 FYI, that is a band made up of literal neighborhood dads and every year(except 2020) they've gotten together and thrown a picnic/concert.
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Mar 8, 2021 18:29
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St Patty's day is almost among us brothers. Prepare for homemade black and tans  Gotta justify keeping that pouring spoon the wife always tries to throw out.
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Mar 8, 2021 19:40
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Full Metal Jackass posted:St Patty's day is almost among us brothers. Prepare for homemade black and tans What beers u use brudda
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Mar 8, 2021 19:41
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i live in the city and have a single speed bike i use daily suck my dang scrote
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Mar 8, 2021 19:42
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Chinatown posted:i live in the city and have a single speed bike i use daily Wow yyou always post cool stuff like this that makes you sound cool
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Mar 8, 2021 19:43
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Chinatown posted:i live in the city and have a single speed bike i use daily rad urban dads call them fixies come on ctown do better
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Mar 8, 2021 20:05
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What beers u use brudda Bass and Guinness. The only time I ever buy either.
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Mar 8, 2021 20:07
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Bass and Guinness. The only time I ever buy either. Tite
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Mar 8, 2021 20:08
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