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Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Civilized Fishbot posted:

Not always allowed in Judaism; Ashkenazi Jews can't eat rice, and no Jew can eat wheat, during Passover.

I thought unleavened bread was ok?

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Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

I thought unleavened bread was ok?

Yeah I guess I don't really think of unleavened bread as a genuine wheat product. I grew up observing gebrochts which is that you can't even soak wheat in water so we didn't touch it outside matzo on passover proper. Lots of potato starch cooking

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


So... baked potatoes? No bacon, no cheese, no butter, no sour cream, of course; I know there's Hindus who avoid onion and garlic but I don't know if chives count there.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Civilized Fishbot posted:

no Jew can eat wheat, during Passover.

If we're using holidays as a metric then fasting periods such as Ramadan would mean the answer is "no"

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Aren't there a sect of radical Jain who, upon taking their vow, sits down in one place completely still without eating or drinking until they die?

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Tias posted:

Aren't there a sect of radical Jain who, upon taking their vow, sits down in one place completely still without eating or drinking until they die?

That ritual does exist within the Jain paradigm but I don’t remember if it was for a particular sect or simply a ritual one can do as a Jain.

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009

Slimy Hog posted:

If we're using holidays as a metric then fasting periods such as Ramadan would mean the answer is "no"

You can still eat after sunset during Ramadan. Anyone have an objection to very plain tomato soup? water, tomatoes, salt?

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

BattyKiara posted:

You can still eat after sunset during Ramadan.


That's kinda my point though, since Passover ends at some point too. If we're saying fasting/abstention periods count then there is no food that is outside a religion's rules.

I assumed you just meant foods like pork that religions ban the consumption of entirely.

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


Slimy Hog posted:

That's kinda my point though, since Passover ends at some point too. If we're saying fasting/abstention periods count then there is no food that is outside a religion's rules.

I assumed you just meant foods like pork that religions ban the consumption of entirely.

So we know that all animal products are banned for sure, along with onions and garlic, and potentially beans (the Pythagoreans didn't eat them and there might still be an extant religion that doesn't); wheat, barley, spelt, and rye would have to not be "new grain" (this isn't related to abstention periods but to when in the year the grain was planted); any plants would have to have been verified to be free of insects, and plants that can't be so verified would be ruled out. I think we're going to be serving rice and potatoes at our hypothetical ecumenical lunch.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

The most ecumenical meal is probably a fast.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
The Something Awful Ecumenical Spaghetti Dinner will now be a Something Awful Ecumenical Fast.

Thirteen Orphans fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Mar 9, 2021

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Thirteen Orphans posted:

The Something Awful Ecumenical Spaghetti Dinner will now be a Something Awful Ecumenical Fast.

As long as it's not scheduled on a day where fasting is forbidden for any particular religion (Islam has at least one, Judaism has a few)

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Thirteen Orphans posted:

The Something Awful Ecumenical Spaghetti Dinner will now be a Something Awful Ecumenical Fast.

Ah good. Which holy city will it be held in?

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Worthleast posted:

Ah good. Which holy city will it be held in?

Hoboken New Jersey.

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"

Thirteen Orphans posted:

The Something Awful Ecumenical Spaghetti Dinner will now be a Something Awful Ecumenical Fast.

We had a similar issue come up in the discord a while back when we were talking about getting a server icon so it didn't just say "RG," but no one could think of an appropriate ecumenical image to use.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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CrypticFox posted:

We had a similar issue come up in the discord a while back when we were talking about getting a server icon so it didn't just say "RG," but no one could think of an appropriate ecumenical image to use.
Screencap that dude folding down the patriarch's cross while he's getting in the car. Use that, centered on the hat.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/10/arts/bible-deuteronomy-discovery.html?referringSource=articleShare

Worth a read.

Edit: Potentially the oldest Duet. source was labeled a forgery in the 1880’s but probably isn’t.

Bar Ran Dun fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Mar 11, 2021

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
Namo Trump Butsu

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"

Bar Ran Dun posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/10/arts/bible-deuteronomy-discovery.html?referringSource=articleShare

Worth a read.

Edit: Potentially the oldest Duet. source was labeled a forgery in the 1880’s but probably isn’t.

I don't think saying "probably isn't a forgery" is warranted yet, the claim is very controversial and rejected by most epigraphers. Christopher Rollstone, an epigrapher and expert on biblical forgeries, who is quoted in the article saying the documents are forgeries, wrote a much longer response on his blog about how weak the evidence in favor of authenticity is: http://www.rollstonepigraphy.com/?p=896. It's worth noting that all the most skeptical experts quoted in the NYT article are the actual epigraphers and paleographers, and the evidence presented in its favor is linguistic. Not to say that linguistic evidence is useless, especially in this case where that's the main piece of evidence available to work from due to the lack of the original manuscripts, but I am very skeptical about an epigraphic claim rejected by almost all epigraphic specialists.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Ehh the parts that are missing compared to Deuteronomy coincide with what should be missing based on the current versions of documentary hypothesis.

This is to say the text reflects a modern understanding of the writing of Deuteronomy and not one from the 1880s. My wife finds it compelling. But she and I are very much on the literary side of the argument.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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A phd in norse animism recently put up a pretty funny academic takedown of anti-christianity in the norse heathen milieus, I thought you guys would get a kick out of it:

Rune Hjarnø posted:

1) It prevents the development of knowledge and thinking with weirdly anti-dogmatic dogma, that impedes thinking and dialogue, because positions can not really be assumed, tested against each other and developed. Someone will often close down the process of thought with some relativist dogma about agreeing to disagree. (this is an extremely prominent feature of DK heathens)
(Heathendom has to be ignorant – 2-0 to Charlemagne)

2) Then there is the whole Viking thing. Need I even say the word self-ridicule? - A good friend recently hit the nail on its head: “Its like wearing a banana skirt!”.- And here is an image of a contemporary scholar working on the moral philosophy of 18th century thinker Immanuel Kant - I wonder why he never got university tenure!
(Heathendom is ridiculous– 3-0 to Charlemagne)


this guy

3) There is an ideology of radical decentralizing and egalitarianism. This makes it difficult for anyone to build anything, because social positions and social structures are seen as inherently problematic. This devotion to non-structure is often expressed in explicitly Lutheran terms, as for instance the criticism of “Asa-popery”, which somehow condenses the notion that social structure in itself is evil.
(Heathendom is incapable of civilization - 5-0 to Charlemagne)
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Paradoxically, this anarchic node is followed by another internalization of Protestantism, and that is functionalism. Heathens constantly obsess about social structure and how their different structurings or non-structurings are really somehow the core of religiousity.

this gif was included below 3:


4) Anti-christianity also produces a horribly counterproductive relation to one’s own sources and religious tradition, i.e. the quest for pre-christianity. Here Christianity becomes a source of contamination to the imagined purity and cultural unambiguity of Heathendom. Many Heathens see valid knowledge mostly in one kind of scholarship. That is the kind that looks for historical evidence of pre-christian beliefs and practices. Out of methodological necessity this kind of scholarship is predicated on source criticism, because it’s sources are from Christianity-hybrid contexts and Christian biases of the data need to be identified and filtered out. Therefore it implies rejection of large part of tradition, because it’s hybrid character makes it difficult to discern what might be Christian.

The result is secluding Heathendom in an impossible sphere as a purely hypothetic, almost non-existant phenomenon, perpetually excluded from establishing any kind of credibility, because it’s only source of credibility is an essentially inattainable non-hybrid imagined past.
-
aaaaaand the final score is - wait for it - here it comes:
7-0 to Charlemagne!


Later addendum:
I believe that consideration of these internalizations of Christian oppression have to be the starting point to produce contemporary Nordic religion

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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That's some funny poo poo, although I think there are idiomatic nuances that are escaping me, a simple herbivore. Points 3 and 4 are very truthy, though, and I think we have dealt with #4 a lot in this thread's past cycles; people who are Against Religion (or Against Their Vision of Religion, Which Is Basically Fundamentalist American Protestant Evangelicals)

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


CrypticFox posted:

I don't think saying "probably isn't a forgery" is warranted yet, the claim is very controversial and rejected by most epigraphers. Christopher Rollstone, an epigrapher and expert on biblical forgeries, who is quoted in the article saying the documents are forgeries, wrote a much longer response on his blog about how weak the evidence in favor of authenticity is: http://www.rollstonepigraphy.com/?p=896. It's worth noting that all the most skeptical experts quoted in the NYT article are the actual epigraphers and paleographers, and the evidence presented in its favor is linguistic. Not to say that linguistic evidence is useless, especially in this case where that's the main piece of evidence available to work from due to the lack of the original manuscripts, but I am very skeptical about an epigraphic claim rejected by almost all epigraphic specialists.

All of this needs to go right into my veins

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

CrypticFox posted:

We had a similar issue come up in the discord a while back when we were talking about getting a server icon so it didn't just say "RG," but no one could think of an appropriate ecumenical image to use.

quote:


BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



A shocking cutting act whose outrageousness forces us to contemplate that the buddha lives in all of us, that even the odious and obnoxious are valuable teachers of the dharma as they let us practice patience. One is also reminded of the great vow and of the buddha's statement that even Devadatta and Mara would one day achieve enlightenment. 10 out of 10 would skillful means again.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

even the odious and obnoxious are valuable teachers of the dharma as they let us practice patience.

this is an :iceburn: on trump, right?

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



King James IV of Scotland (1473-1513) believed that all humans possessed innate knowledge of Hebrew, as the original, universal human language, by virtue of its being implanted, in its entirety, in each human mind by God. The reason that he suspected that the original human language was Hebrew is that it is the original language of (most of) the Old Testament. Deciding to test the hypothesis that all humans have an innate knowledge of Hebrew, he arranged to have two newborn infants and a deaf-mute nursemaid placed in isolation. Several years later, the three were retrieved, and, sure enough, the king reported that the children "spak very guid Ebrew" (Fromkin and Rodman, 1978, 21). We may smile at the king's experiment but he was a learned and smart man, one of several in history to have had the same hypothesis and to have tried similar experiments (Jones, 2016).

Random interesting fact I encountered for the day.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The idea that there's an innate universal language is an interesting idea. I think if there was such a thing it would vastly predate Hebrew though.

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist

Tias posted:


A bunch of stuff


Counterpoint: HAIL SATAN

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Lutha Mahtin posted:

this is an :iceburn: on trump, right?

no this is a genuine Buddhist thing

quote:


There was a great Buddhist meditation teacher named Atisha who was traveling to Tibet to meet with the people there. He had heard that, in general, the people of Tibet were all very good-natured, open-minded, and flexible. He chose to bring with him a mean-tempered tea boy to keep himself “on his toes” and to stay aware. Tea ceremonies are generally intended to be peaceful, methodical, and slow-paced rituals which serve as a contemplative experience for those involved. The Bengali Tea Boy’s ceremonies were different. He broke dishes, threw plates, spilled the tea, shouted, and was quite annoying to all involved. His tea ceremonies were a chaotic mess. Nonetheless, the meditation teacher chose to continue to bring the Bengali Tea Boy with him wherever he went. When asked why he continued to employ this terrible tea boy, Atisha stated “I want him with me because he is my greatest teacher. He reminds me to be patient. He reminds me to be compassionate. And, he gives me many opportunities to practice tolerance.”

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

no this is a genuine Buddhist thing
I would say, of course, that it is not obligatory to hug close every personally obnoxious person or thing in your life for this reason...

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
That kid sounds like a blast to watch at least. Chaotic tea ceremonies! Hot water everywhere! gently caress your cups!

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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St. Nikolai Velimirovich takes a similar approach to enemies in his prayer.

quote:

Enemies have driven me into your embrace more than friends have.

Friends have bound me to earth, enemies have loosed me from earth and have demolished all my aspirations in the world.

Enemies have made me a stranger in worldly realms and an extraneous inhabitant of the world. Just as a hunted animal finds safer shelter than an unhunted animal does, so have I, persecuted by enemies, found the safest sanctuary, having ensconced myself beneath your tabernacle, where neither friends nor enemies can slay my soul.
And it keeps going from there.

There's also the novel Laurus, which includes a sequence in which the main character, a Russian Orthodox fool-for-Christ, goes on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem with an Italian who can see the future. Along the way, they join up with a Franciscan monk who expresses gratitude for the donkey his fellow monks gave him to ride. It's so ornery and stubborn that he figures it can only be for his spiritual benefit to put up with it.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

I thought unleavened bread was ok?

The leavening process, according to rabbinical law, happens when a cereal grain (wheat, spelt, barley, rye, and oats) mixes with water and time, because of "air leavening" like how bread was leavened back in Torah times. If you make matzah before the time is up, you've created something made from those grains that isn't going to leaven.**
That's how matzah is permitted.

**Some Jews - like how Civilized Fishbot grew up also don't eat matzah+water ("gebrochts) because of a concern of some errant flour getting into the matzah making process.**

We are filming our teaching seder tomorrow, two weeks early. There's so much to do! Film crew coming over tomorrow afternoon! Praying for strength and stamina out here !

WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Mar 14, 2021

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

no this is a genuine Buddhist thing

yeah it's a thing in christianity too, i was just being goofy about it

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

yeah it's a thing in christianity too, i was just being goofy about it

A friend of mine used to call particularly challenging people “saintmakers.”

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

as jesus said, "i was hungry and you gave me something to eat, i was a stranger and you invited me in, i melted tf down because you were out of the black friday doorbuster and you kindly informed me on how to send complaints to the customer service department."

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

Lutha Mahtin posted:

as jesus said, "i was hungry and you gave me something to eat, i was a stranger and you invited me in, i melted tf down because you were out of the black friday doorbuster and you kindly informed me on how to send complaints to the customer service department."

There really should be a patron saint of IT support people who didn't flip the table after a few stupid questions too many.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


WrenP-Complete posted:

The leavening process, according to rabbinical law, happens when a cereal grain (wheat, spelt, barley, rye, and oats) mixes with water and time, because of "air leavening" like how bread was leavened back in Torah times. If you make matzah before the time is up, you've created something made from those grains that isn't going to leaven.**
That's how matzah is permitted.

**Some Jews - like how Civilized Fishbot grew up also don't eat matzah+water ("gebrochts) because of a concern of some errant flour getting into the matzah making process.**

We are filming our teaching seder tomorrow, two weeks early. There's so much to do! Film crew coming over tomorrow afternoon! Praying for strength and stamina out here !

I know the justification but it does always feel a bit strange to make kneidlach mix and then leave it for 90 minutes to rise before balling it up and boiling it so it swells up even bigger. Celebrating that time our ancestors had to get up and leave really quickly by making a dish that requires at least two hours of time!

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Organza Quiz posted:

I know the justification but it does always feel a bit strange to make kneidlach mix and then leave it for 90 minutes to rise before balling it up and boiling it so it swells up even bigger. Celebrating that time our ancestors had to get up and leave really quickly by making a dish that requires at least two hours of time!

Yeah, it's reminiscent of the central weirdness/irony/juxtaposition of Passover - celebration of our freedom... by which we obviously mean our commitment and obligations to Hashem!

PS I just kashered so much silverware! Whee!

WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Mar 14, 2021

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