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quote:"You're not me!" said Edge, but you could see in his eyes that as he stared at this tall muscular man with a goatee he was having trouble believing it himself. "You're not me!" he repeated, leaning towards the man as they made their way across the street.
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FINALLY, the deep lore of Edge is revealed.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 09:17 |
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quote:WWE wrestler Edge is looking more and more like a skeleton each year. Eventually he was entirely made of bones.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 10:53 |
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reignofevil posted:4. Stinger Splash Good to know the Transformer has moved into Taz Dark Commentary territory now.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 11:12 |
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Stupid sexy Tombstones
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 11:30 |
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quote:Charlotte Flair chopped Lacey Evans HARD. Ric got excited. Lacey Evans put Charlotte Flair in the figure four leglock and Ric Flair got REAL EXCITED. As these women tried to hold each-other to the ground it was the most excited Ric Flair had ever felt! His LIZZ-Z-BOY face told the whole world he wanted to BE RIGHT THERE IN THE WHOLE ACTION! Sadly, because this was a comedy segment we'll take his excitement with a grain of salt but his face made it easy to watch that segment in disbelief and even laugh.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 03:23 |
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Wrong thread, reignofevil, this one is for made-up results generated by an AI, not Vince's actual booking.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 04:53 |
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quote:in the way that Cody has spoken of Darby, the TNT title and how he passed it off and poo poo. Sting started selling and how he’s going to beat Taker one-on-one.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 07:34 |
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quote:"I'M THE DEVIL NOW" Vince McMahon screamed as the phones rang off the hook and investors begged him to sell off more of his intellectual property to pay off the debt. Vince said no and his reign continued.
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# ? Feb 10, 2021 08:14 |
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Not gonna lie, the Royal Rumble No-Show sounds like an amazing GCW Presents...
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# ? Feb 10, 2021 12:35 |
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quote:Vince had written in his will that whatever killed him would inherit his majority stake in the company and Coronavirus ended up taking over the WWE empire after Vince died. quote:"Otis, I need you to get disqualified tonight. That's how we're gonna win!" said Chad Gable. "OH YEAHHHHH" said Otis before shaking the ropes and charging at the crowd. Gable is really happy now. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Feb 20, 2021 |
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"#BAITL is our hashtag! They stole it!" screamed Vince McMahon,"I don't care if AEW used it first, it's mine! I own it like I own all of my wrestlers!" "And to be honest, at the end of the day it doesn't really matter because this is the entertainment business. And whether AEW calls themselves #BAITL or the New Worldwide Underground, it doesn't matter. It's not going to stop us. It's going to drive us harder. It's going to make me drive harder. And I don't have to be the best wrestler in the world to run a billion dollar company. I just have to be the best enough wrestler. Because that's what it is." McMahon also talked about the anticipated Edit: decided to find out what the anticipation was about : quote:"The anticipated what?" Kevin Dunn asked nervously. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Feb 20, 2021 |
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Jerusalem posted:"The anticipated what?" Kevin Dunn asked nervously.
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# ? Feb 20, 2021 08:25 |
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Oh my loving God
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# ? Feb 20, 2021 08:28 |
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Vince never thought he'd be into baby bird live cameras on youtube but sometimes he caught himself googling "Chicks and Vomit" at weird hours and well, things happen.
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# ? Feb 20, 2021 08:34 |
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quote:What a lot of people don't know about pro wrestlers is they have special secret names for moves they only tell eachother. WWE made them change all the secret names to really dumb secret names though and then they punish their roster for not knowing the "real" secret move names by putting them in embarrassing positions on TV when they don't do the moves right. They made Flair wear a goose suit and told him he had to eat poo poo off the floor. They made HHH go to the school to learn how to punch real people. They punished the Montreal Screwjob guys by making them wear a (fake) Harley Davidson jacket to have their shoot interview. They put Bret Hart in a big prosthetic body prosthetic that made him look like a cyborg. They made Shawn Michaels' cane shake while he tried to quote:"Ah hell" said Vince McMahon, "Bad Bunny's shirt is selling like hot cakes. Now I'm gonna have to make The Miz our world champion." reignofevil fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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quote:Lashley beats Miz
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# ? Feb 22, 2021 16:15 |
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quote:At Kingiest of the Ringiest Match 3 finals, Brock Lesnar was beaten by Daniel Bryan in 24 Seconds after hitting a Sister Abigail, which required 26 stitches to fix, and suffered from acute dehydration after drinking only one Gatorade bottle. Lesnar accused Bryan of selling out the U.S. when he pretended to take a crucifixion pose, and Bryan confronted him with his non-royalness, declaring himself the Royal Athlete.[23] WWE Chairman Vince McMahon wrote on his official Twitter, "We had an entertaining match, but Brock's vulnerable right now. Can't believe someone would be that stupid."[24]
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I needed to know the rest of this story, so...reignofevil posted:What a lot of people don't know about pro wrestlers is they have special secret names for moves they only tell eachother. WWE made them change all the secret names to really dumb secret names though and then they punish their roster for not knowing the "real" secret move names by putting them in embarrassing positions on TV when they don't do the moves right. They made Flair wear a goose suit and told him he had to eat poo poo off the floor. They made HHH go to the school to learn how to punch real people. They punished the Montreal Screwjob guys by making them wear a (fake) Harley Davidson jacket to have their shoot interview. They put Bret Hart in a big prosthetic body prosthetic that made him look like a cyborg. They made Shawn Michaels' cane shake while he tried to knock Bret Hart out. They made HHH get a job at a kitchen cabinet store, where he would periodically find poo poo and bring it in, such as knives, scalding pans, buckets of soapy water and toilet bowl scrubbers. They had Ric Flair come to the ring on a hoverboard. They had Eric Bischoff try to push Bret Hart out of the arena with a bear. Edge took some superhuman powers after a bunch of spears and tables and mounted the faces of the Hart Foundation onto a cannon. Oh, and John Cena was atop of the table that John "Bradshaw" Layfield shattered. sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Feb 25, 2021 |
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Grabbed another 90s Meltzer quotequote:Hacksaw Higgins debuted as a jobber losing to Sting. Sting also beat Dragon Master.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 22:25 |
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quote:Never before had the world witnessed such a disappointingly small explosion. But who in AEW was to blame? Was it Tony Khan? Kenny Omega? The Young Bucks? John Cena? Was the entire promotion blinded by greed and ambition? No, they are all professionals and men of their word. Thank you all. You've been great. But we can't do better than this one sorry.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:11 |
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reignofevil posted:
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 07:06 |
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frankenfreak posted:
Dario Cueto emerged from the rubble of the Aztec Temple, he had survived thanks to the protective embrace of Willie Mack. "What now, boss?" Willie Mack asked Dario, staring around the desert remains of what had once been Downtown L.A. Dario squinted, in the distance he could see a humanoid figure glowing gold. As it approached, he realized it was made of concrete, and smoke was pouring from its silhouette. "I've got to stop it before it blows up, I don't know how to make it stop," Dario said, attempting to make a plan. "I think this is the first time anyone's told you to calm down, boss," Willie Mack said, grabbing Dario by his shoulders, shaking him violently. "It's getting closer, you need to help me, or I won't be able to help you." Willie snapped, dragging Dario across the streets. Dario reached out to try and grab Willie Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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Walk With Transformer: Dario reached out to try and grab Willie
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 10:24 |
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quote:"Tonight on Dynamite, STING. SPEAKS."
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 23:18 |
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I love how that ends like the storyteller blacked out mid-sentence after getting to the alcohol mixed with alcohol shot. It's a perfect rule of three joke.
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And starting this moment...from now...from this moment on...this will be the moment...starting now...of the Genesis...of McGillicutty. From this moment on, McGillicutty will be the girl who was born from the womb of Me. That moment...this is the moment...that I claim my spot...my spot as Lord McGiliicutty... I have a pretty clear memory of that bus ride. It’s so blurry and hard to remember exactly how it went down. I’m not entirely sure if I cried. I know that I was more worried about the puppy than I was about the next phase of my life. I remember wondering if that would be my life, driving around with a puppy. It seemed like such a responsible
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# ? Mar 11, 2021 21:06 |
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quote:Mean Gene: Hotline fans, we've talked about it all day long, and of course it's been the talk of the industry all week. The kidnapping of Shawn Michaels. You are asking the most pressing questions of the day.
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Some alternate history takes on the Shockmaster's debut:quote:Sting exclaimed, "All I have to say is, our partner is going to SHOCK the world, because he is none other than Green Lantern! quote:Sting exclaimed, "All I have to say is, our partner is going to SHOCK the world, because he is none other than George Clooney!" quote:Sting exclaimed, "All I have to say is, our partner is going to SHOCK the world, because he is none other than no-name who is reportedly being asked to be President of the United States!!!"
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quote:I will not allow anybody else to try and bring me down
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# ? Mar 18, 2021 20:49 |
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MJF, introducing the members of The Pinnacle posted:The War Dog, Wardlow! 278 pounds of sheer force and dominance, the best big man in professional wrestling today, Mister Mayhem himself!
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# ? Mar 18, 2021 21:06 |
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I will give whatever money is needed to make this federation a reality book the match Coward Tony.
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# ? Mar 18, 2021 21:10 |
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That reads like participants in a bizarro Royal Rumble match and I am HERE for it.
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sticklefifer posted:Some alternate history takes on the Shockmaster's debut: Jim Henson is alive and is also Sting in this reality? I want to live there.
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Trying to see the other ways Jericho's intro of the Slamboree '98 Cruiserweight battle royale could've goneChris Jericho posted:Out first, from Xochimilco, Mexico, You'll notice that this man's hat, NEVER comes off. He is the master of trick-track, the master of da funk, he is, SUPER CALO! Xochi lives in the town of Santa Cruz, but just by his stateliness in the street, it's obvious he's made his entire home the Las Vegas Roller Skating track. And his name? The bigger the size of the letters, the bigger his mouth is. Jer: Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Jerichobayo! Well poo poo, the "Jerichobayo" button is stuck. Let me give that a few whacks and let's try again. Rewind a bit quote:Chris Jericho: I'm going to do all the Jerichoholics a great favor...I'm going to announce the participants of the Cruiserweight Battle Royale. What do you say, gentlemen? Goddamnit nope . Let's try something else quote:WCW Slamboree '98 Crusierweight Battle Royale Participants eh, close enough.
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# ? Mar 18, 2021 23:45 |
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At least the AI remembers Akira Tozawa exists.
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reignofevil fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Mar 19, 2021 |
# ? Mar 19, 2021 01:42 |
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.... Daniel Bryan SHOULD join the cast of Baywatch
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 06:41 |
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quote:Alexa Bliss was THE FIEND. Randy Orton was THE FIEND. THE FIEND was THE FIEND. Finn Bálor was THE FIEND. Sheamus was THE FIEND. Rusev was THE FIEND. Kevin Owens was THE FIEND. Sheamus was THE FIEND. Finn Bálor was THE FIEND. Asuka was THE FIEND. Sheamus was THE FIEND. Luke Harper was THE FIEND. Charlotte was THE FIEND. Sasha Banks was THE FIEND. Braun Strowman was THE FIEND. Bray Wyatt was THE FIEND. Dean Ambrose was THE FIEND. Samoa Joe was THE FIEND. Alexa Bliss was THE FIEND. Sheamus was THE FIEND. Randy Orton was THE FIEND. Roman Reigns was THE FIEND. Sasha Banks was
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quote:THE LORE OF THE FIEND quote:the Fiend became more powerful, his mother became more evil and cruel. The Fiend and the two sisters his mother sired were so monstrous in nature that the words of Men were considered meaningless. Now, Men were slaves to the Fiend in the Hollow Hills. He sent them out, but ordered them to bring back fire from the stars. The priests of the Sun, led by the Greek priest Antenor, learned of the coming of the Fiend and the use of fire by the gods. Antenor argued that the worship of the dead and of the "Day" by which the gods restored the sun by night were not against the rules. The gods were needed to fight the Fiend.
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