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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Now you fuckers are making me google what she looks like.

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I'm not sure why I expected not to find porn and also porn links that mention the loving cartoon. I hate you all.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Here’s your chance
Do your dance
At the Space Jam
Alright alright

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
They should just make Rachel Bloom's version.

https://twitter.com/Racheldoesstuff/status/1367710787846823938

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Alec Eiffel posted:

Here’s your chance
Do your dance
At the Space Jam
Alright alright

This whole thing gives new meaning to "Come on and slam and welcome to the jam.".

Simiain
Dec 13, 2005

"BAM! The ole fork in the eye!!"

ruddiger posted:

That’s fine, only I didn’t ask why, I asked what specifically you were buying that you couldn’t find online elsewhere. I understand Amazon is cheap (exploitation usually is), I was just wondering if you guys are buying like groceries and such, or if It’s because they have cheap blu rays and Xbox games.

I'm not one for scolding my fellow poors for shopping at Amazon for the same reason that I dont scold my fellow poors for shopping at Walmart, their whole business model is to muscle out competition and consequently there is less choice for the average consumer. If I was the cool middle-class dude I was ten years ago when I lived in Toronto then I could wander down to Kensington Market or wander down Bloor street and buy all sorts of poo poo, now I'm a family-having struggler with one semi-functional car and a job and family that takes up all my time, so I shop at soul-sucking places like Walmart and exploitative monsters like Amazon. My Amazon purchases are normally crafty things for the kids to mess around with, or board games, or even books (!), I dont buy cheap blu-rays and xbox games, but so the gently caress what if I did?

This sounds angrier than it should do really, and I'm pretty sensitive to all the negativity on these forums (I like stalking CineD because its generally an oasis from all that), so I wanna make it clear I'm not attacking OP. It just rankles me when consumers of these places (predominantly the working poor) are attacked for doing so.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CPL593H posted:

It doesn't quite work though because in Being John Malkovich they're using some kind of magic portal where as the bad guys in Get Out are just swapping out people's brains. The obvious similarity in concept never occurred to me though and that's an interesting comparison. It's also entirely possible that the former film was an influence on Peele.

There's no reason they can't have both though.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Simiain posted:

I'm not one for scolding my fellow poors for shopping at Amazon for the same reason that I dont scold my fellow poors for shopping at Walmart, their whole business model is to muscle out competition and consequently there is less choice for the average consumer. If I was the cool middle-class dude I was ten years ago when I lived in Toronto then I could wander down to Kensington Market or wander down Bloor street and buy all sorts of poo poo, now I'm a family-having struggler with one semi-functional car and a job and family that takes up all my time, so I shop at soul-sucking places like Walmart and exploitative monsters like Amazon. My Amazon purchases are normally crafty things for the kids to mess around with, or board games, or even books (!), I dont buy cheap blu-rays and xbox games, but so the gently caress what if I did?

This sounds angrier than it should do really, and I'm pretty sensitive to all the negativity on these forums (I like stalking CineD because its generally an oasis from all that), so I wanna make it clear I'm not attacking OP. It just rankles me when consumers of these places (predominantly the working poor) are attacked for doing so.

If I came off as scolding people for buying poo poo from Amazon, I apologize. Basically what I'm getting as is the whole prime day boycott thing is performative bullshit that doesn't really accomplish anything (and I'm pretty sure the striking workers actually don't want people to do it in the first place because it invites the company to bring in scabs among other reasons). I 100% understand why people wouldn't have much choice to shop on Amazon and mentioned that in my post. My own personal choice is to just not buy stuff from them because I never purchased anything important from them when I did still buy poo poo from them. I know it's not going to bring down Jeff Bezos if I don't buy blu-rays from his company a few times a year, I just prefer not to spend my money there and I can get any of that goofy poo poo at or near the same price pretty much anywhere else on the internet that sells that poo poo.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

CPL593H posted:

If I came off as scolding people for buying poo poo from Amazon, I apologize. Basically what I'm getting as is the whole prime day boycott thing is performative bullshit that doesn't really accomplish anything (and I'm pretty sure the striking workers actually don't want people to do it in the first place because it invites the company to bring in scabs among other reasons). I 100% understand why people wouldn't have much choice to shop on Amazon and mentioned that in my post. My own personal choice is to just not buy stuff from them because I never purchased anything important from them when I did still buy poo poo from them. I know it's not going to bring down Jeff Bezos if I don't buy blu-rays from his company a few times a year, I just prefer not to spend my money there and I can get any of that goofy poo poo at or near the same price pretty much anywhere else on the internet that sells that poo poo.

I am with this 100%. I am in the fortunate position that I can spend a bit more time and money searching for things on alternatives to Amazon. I fully understand that not everyone can do so and would never judge someone in those circumstances. I would like people to be aware of the issues with Amazon, and that there are alternatives (like bookshop.org), and to make up their own minds as to whether to they need to continue using Amazon or not. It's cheap and easy (that's their business model), and many people can't afford the time or money to look for alternatives.


CPL593H posted:

I'm not sure why I expected not to find porn and also porn links that mention the loving cartoon. I hate you all.

I hope nobody looks at your post history and gets the wrong idea about your sexuality.

therattle fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Mar 9, 2021

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
Yeah, the bizarre thing about the “Amazon strike” is that it appears to have been created out of whole cloth by an online meme account, directly against the wishes of the workers’ organization.

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Anonymous Robot posted:

Yeah, the bizarre thing about the “Amazon strike” is that it appears to have been created out of whole cloth by an online meme account, directly against the wishes of the workers’ organization.

And that meme account... is Jeff Bezos

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

CPL593H posted:

Basically what I'm getting as is the whole prime day boycott thing is performative bullshit that doesn't really accomplish anything (and I'm pretty sure the striking workers actually don't want people to do it in the first place because it invites the company to bring in scabs among other reasons).

The opposite is true - if the union asks for a boycott and people don’t do it anyways, then the company has lost a chunk of its labor force and is encouraged to hire scabs to make up for it. If the company loses demand in proportion to how many people are withholding their labor, then the boycott is significantly more effective.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The Klowner posted:

And that meme account... is Jeff Bezos

Wouldn't be shocked tbh.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

therattle posted:

I hope nobody looks at your post history and gets the wrong idea about your sexuality.

You know what's funny? I actually did use the incognito browser.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

CPL593H posted:

You know what's funny? I actually did use the incognito browser.

Well what's your verdict?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

MacheteZombie posted:

Well what's your verdict?

From what I saw Riley Reed just looks like a run of the mill porn girl. I think when someone said the bunny looks like her they're just projecting that onto it because they're kinda gross.

edit: I guess in fairness (?) I didn't exactly research this one exhaustively if you note the timestamps on those posts at the top of the page.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Mar 9, 2021

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
If anything you over researched this.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



China is saving movies.

https://twitter.com/GemOfAmara/status/1366692069436231681?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Chinese people preferring movies about Chinese people to movies about a poo poo ton of Americans that has an extra scene tacked on with a Chinese scientist isn't that surprising.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
Excited to learn more about the Hi, Mom extended universe.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


The protagonist sees a shadowy figure in the corner and asks, pulling out her phone, "Who are you? I'm calling the police."

He steps forward into the light. "Hi, Calling The Police. I'm dad."

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That sounds cute. I would watch it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



Nevermind, America is the one saving movies

https://twitter.com/screenqueenz/status/1369385197653868544?s=20

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Yeah, but will COCAINE BEAR make more money than Avengers: Endgame domestically?

(it won't which is a crime)

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012




I hope it gets a US release. The last huge Chinese movie to get released in the states was The Mermaid and that was great.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

pospysyl posted:

I hope it gets a US release. The last huge Chinese movie to get released in the states was The Mermaid and that was great.

There will probably be a video or streaming release, but I can't imagine any distributer wants to deal with a theatrical release for a foreign language film at the moment, maybe a limited release in LA, SF and NY?

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



That's what I mean, yeah. Distributors shouldn't be releasing any domestic films either, but, well...

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Alec Eiffel posted:

Here’s your chance
Do your dance
At the Space Jam
Alright alright

*chorus chanting in Latin*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3O2QnSvw-Y

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Anonymous Robot posted:

Excited to learn more about the Hi, Mom extended universe.

There's a prequel trilogy called Back to the Future. The star's relationship with their mother goes in a very different direction though.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

pospysyl posted:

That's what I mean, yeah. Distributors shouldn't be releasing any domestic films either, but, well...

Yeah, there's enough Chinese people and Chinese-Americans here that would be interested in it that it would be dumb not to release the best selling movie in China ever here.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

There's a lot of Polish people in Iceland but only one theater actually shows the newest Polish movies and every time they do the screenings are absolutely packed. At least in the before times.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Space Sweepers is a cool movie.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

This might have to do with the whole 'time travel' aspect, which I thought was banned in Chinese media.

FancyMike
May 7, 2007

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, there's enough Chinese people and Chinese-Americans here that would be interested in it that it would be dumb not to release the best selling movie in China ever here.

AMC Pacific Place is where mainstream Chinese movies usually play in Seattle.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Edward Mass posted:

This might have to do with the whole 'time travel' aspect, which I thought was banned in Chinese media.

Much like ghosts and skeletons, the CPC didn't really ban time travel movies. It did however create a template to ban media about time travel that seeks to "disrespect" or significantly alter history. For example you can't make a movie where someone goes back in time and stops the the foundation of the PRC, you can make movies about going to meet your mom or go solve mysteries in the Tang dynasty or whatever.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
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Electronico6 posted:

Much like ghosts and skeletons, the CPC didn't really ban time travel movies. It did however create a template to ban media about time travel that seeks to "disrespect" or significantly alter history. For example you can't make a movie where someone goes back in time and stops the the foundation of the PRC, you can make movies about going to meet your mom or go solve mysteries in the Tang dynasty or whatever.

A widely believed story in the west about China is actually bullshit? No way, next you're gonna tell me China never actually banned Winnie the Pooh either!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Can a skeletal Winnie The Pooh travel back in time with ghosts?

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

CPL593H posted:

I'm actually just going to plan to meet you at the Brattle and then minutes before the movie I will call to say I have to cancel. But I'm not really going to cancel I'm going to follow you around Harvard Square while peeking out from behind stuff because I am a miniature man and can hide myself behind a variety of objects that wouldn't conceal most people. And even if you do look directly at me you won't know it's me because I just look like "Generic white hipster aged 25-40." and that's a minimum of 60% of people you'll see hanging around there.

I can't wait!

We've all seen the shorts photos you can't hide.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

TrixRabbi posted:

We've all seen the shorts photos you can't hide.

Imagine being able to recognize me in public from the forums.

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
A college medical facility is doing a public vaccination drive on Saturday and somehow isn't needing to take our current phase into account for registration, so I'm officially signed up to get a shot in my arm!

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