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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Hello, and welcome, to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. TM, Madman, apartment 5, B, you’re in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my quotes. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Hello, and welcome, to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. TM, Madman, apartment 5, B, you’re in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my quotes. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Hellllllo, I got beaaaaaned with a giant ball of oiiiiil!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Hellllllo, I got beaaaaaned with a giant ball of oiiiiil!

I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
You know Chili, being your friend is like going into the jungle...


I don't know what I'm gonna find, and I'm real scared.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

That's when I began my affair with Mohandas.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

That's when I began my affair with Mohandas.

"Dear TMMadman,

Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work.

I love you madly,
Chili

PS: Loved the cabin."

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

"Dear TMMadman,

Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work.

I love you madly,
Chili

PS: Loved the cabin."
:yikes:

Well we really should be heading out...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

That's when I began my affair with Mohandas.

Eduardo.......CORROCHIO!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Duncan...Meyer...

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I think its Dutch.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
This is the first time I've heard of this "Joe Mayo." And, frankly, it sounds made up.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Well, Lomez, he usually runs it but he's in the Everglades.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?

I'm sorry....we've already got a potee.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Pulva?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Well, I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking thread every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

MightyJoe36 posted:

Well, I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking thread every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event!

Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Heavy_D posted:

Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

Oh yes, by no means, the mood. Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support to the mood.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

Oh yes, by no means, the mood. Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support to the mood.

That’s why I’m different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Heavy_D posted:

Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

This is morning mist.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

That’s why I’m different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

Are you sensing anything right now?

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Vietnamwees posted:

Are you sensing anything right now?

Vietnamwees, my Rods and Cones are all screwed up!

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
JERRY: So eventually these people came and, somebody, gave him mouth-to-mouth.

ELAINE: He could have died

JERRY: Yeah, it was a gamble.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
He is The Gambler.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

He is The Gambler.

You know who you are? Even Steven!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

*checks computer*

Sash! You ARE the Assman.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
No no no we sleep front to back.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

No no no we sleep front to back.

Front to back? What's that matter? Your genitals are still aligned...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

Front to back? What's that matter? Your genitals are still aligned...

That's perverse!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

potee posted:

That's perverse!

As far as the State of New York is concerned, you are.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

mojo1701a posted:

As far as the State of New York is concerned, you are.

Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about twenty-eight...right around the time I made my FIRST million

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go.

No I'm not.

I was bald. :smuggo:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
It's like a bald convention out there.

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Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
It's a broad noodle.

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