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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lol

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Lmao

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Bonzo posted:

She's no Isaac Yankem, DDS! Jerry Lawler's private dentist that is.




Looks more like Shane MacGowan's dentist to me...

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hahaha

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Anemic Explosions Wrestling

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

reminds me of ric flair's pyro at the first starrcade

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Animal-Mother posted:

Anemic Explosions Wrestling

Lmao

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Vince MechMahon posted:

If you live in Florida she can be your real dentist.

I thought she lived in some fly over state and practiced there, and AEW would let her fly in Wednesday to put together her matches. Maybe that was pre covid, though, and instead of flying to Florida it was just wherever the show was.

E: that is easily Google'able information I should have checked first, the latter is true.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

britt's shoot job at Brighter Smiles 2Dayand we also do payday loans

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

yes, we do accept gold teeth as collateral

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Well that's good, I was afraid he was dying of throat cancer or something. Get well soon J.R.!

E: oh my god I love Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy. That reverse Frankensteiner from Jungle Boy was 100% fully sick

how do you feel about this



Hirez fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 9, 2021

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Hirez posted:

how do you feel about this



:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

This is why I enjoy wrestling

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Also, that someone can take a move as simple as an elbow drop and turn it into THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!!!







Bonus (because everybody knows that Billy Gunn ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Hirez posted:

how do you feel about this



holy poo poo

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


It's so weird seeing Luchasaurus wrestle after having seen him on Big Brother a few years ago.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lmao

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


https://twitter.com/FightfulWrestle/status/1369021899355914248?s=20

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

They should combine the exploding ring gimmick with that WCW match on the back of trailer. If the truck goes below 50 it explodes.

I call it the match that couldn't slow down.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

OH poo poo!!!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Hirez posted:

how do you feel about this



I am EXTREMELY into it :eyepop:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZ8o5rzhyk

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Do you understand how hard it is to be Matt Hardy?

I don't think you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKFHbM1Fwg

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

FullLeatherJacket posted:

actually, i think you'll find that we've set up discount kane pyro as an homage to the great exploding ring deathmatches of the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjKYlqQ_a9U&t=6062s

that's THE famous mick foley vs terry funk match, and it's such a wet fart that the OSW guys are confused as to why someone has set pyro off in the middle of the match by accident

I love Terry Funk so much :allears:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Bogus Adventure posted:

Do you understand how hard it is to be Matt Hardy?

I don't think you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKFHbM1Fwg

There's some extremely strong and sad Divorced Balding Middle Aged Small Business Dad energy in Matt Hardy these days. I don't like it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hirez posted:

how do you feel about this



Hello, Santa? It's me, Barudak. Thank you.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Shaman Tank Spec posted:

There's some extremely strong and sad Divorced Balding Middle Aged Small Business Dad energy in Matt Hardy these days. I don't like it.

It's the character. Up until recently he was possessed by an ancient alien named Damascus with AI drones and teleportation powers, but he turned heel so now he's greedy scumbag big money Matt again.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

When did this...



...become sexier than this?




Say NO to Ico Pro!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

There's some extremely strong and sad Divorced Balding Middle Aged Small Business Dad energy in Matt Hardy these days. I don't like it.

Vince MechMahon posted:

It's the character. Up until recently he was possessed by an ancient alien named Damascus with AI drones and teleportation powers, but he turned heel so now he's greedy scumbag big money Matt again.

I love how Matt is able to reinvent himself with crazy ideas, and I look forward to his future creations.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Vince MechMahon posted:

Up until recently he was possessed by an ancient alien named Damascus with AI drones and teleportation powers

:chloe:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Broken Matt Hardy sounds really stupid on paper but in execution was insanely entertaining.

https://youtu.be/Aa5ukiPbCTs

Vince MechMahon fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Mar 10, 2021

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Several years ago, Matt Hardy basically reinvented himself and refreshed his career with the gimmick of "What if Tommy Wiseau was the Undertaker?" During TNA's weakest days, Matt was able to draw some buzz by taking his "Broken" character and filming segments at his white trash mansion that were surreal and so stupid they were brilliant.

He ended up bringing the persona to WWE and had one of his wacky pre-taped matches as the main event of Raw. One of the commentators -- speaking for Vince -- straight-up told the fans it was going to be garbage right before it happened.

Then he went to AEW and they went all-in on the weirdness of it all.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the trick is to lean all the way in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

why yes i'm the penguin now, what of it

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Cool people OP

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Matt Hardy loving owns, and he got done dirty by WWE every single loving time.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the trick is to lean all the way in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

why yes i'm the penguin now, what of it
"Brother Nero, I knew you'd come" is an all-time great line read in wrestling. And I absolutely love that this still adheres to the trope that someone has to go through the table at a contract signing.

e: What do you know? The whole match is on YouTube as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBCU8wELJAA

frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Mar 10, 2021

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


frankenfreak posted:

"Brother Nero, I knew you'd come" is an all-time great line read in wrestling. And I absolutely love that this still adheres to the trope that someone has to go through the table at a contract signing.

e: What do you know? The whole match is on YouTube as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBCU8wELJAA

I always loved the story of a bunch of dudes in the WWE locker room watching the Final Deletion, laughing their asses off, and John Cena walks in.

"What are you watching?"

"Matt Hardy's Final Deletion is out."

"How is it?"

"Imagine the worst thing you've ever seen in wrestling. Now imagine it's amazing."

"...Let me know when you're done so I can watch it from the beginning."

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I loved Matt Hardy and the Hardy Boys not because they were good but because they were so insane it was entertaining but he has taken this to an entirely different level it seems

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

I have begun doing a signature taunt before undertaking the most important parts of my job and I have never felt more powerful

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