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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









1000 hours for every page

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I mean it’s well known how seriously we take dicks here, you gently caress around like that and then not show the goods you’re gonna find out.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I mean it’s well known how seriously we take dicks here, you gently caress around like that and then not show the goods you’re gonna find out.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ratjaculation is approaching the point where he will either get perma'd for showing d, or for NOT showing d.

In behavioral economics, this is referred to as 'the prisoner d-lemma'.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

hell yeah

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

sebmojo posted:

there's lively discussion on the mod forum about whether to perma ratjaculation for his shameful failrue to show the d

also lmao

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



sebmojo posted:

there's lively discussion on the mod forum about whether to perma ratjaculation for his shameful failrue to show the d

i dont know the guy, but i say do it

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
perma him and gift him a new account that can only post in this thread, and can only post dick

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



let's go to his house and take his dick

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



It's like a grand piano, you'll have to crane it out through a window

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



no one believes you have penis confidence

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Ive seen rattys penis and believe me you guys are in for a treat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm scared of his weiner

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



There will be a picture of my penis on page 100 (or shortly after if it happens at 2am again) and you will all be wowed

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Or wowwed if that's the right spelling

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Please God no I'm terrified of your wang haunting me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ratjaculation posted:

There will be a picture of my penis on page 100 (or shortly after if it happens at 2am again) and you will all be wowed

There will be blood in the streets if this does not come to pass

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









I trust him he wouldn't deceive us twice in a row

Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...
Onward to page 100

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
This thread will never get to page 100

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

fridge corn posted:

This thread will never get to page 100

the people reading this in the goldmine are laughing at you, for we reached 100 not long after this remark

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I don’t believe a god drat word you say

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



fridge corn posted:

This thread will never get to page 100

gently caress you

E: misread as 1,000

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm looking at cars

Is this good?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm looking at cars

Is this good?



Yeah looks good

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lmao the steering wheels on the wrong drat side

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



No it's on the right side

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Big Beef City posted:

lmao the steering wheels on the wrong drat side

Can you believe those meat-boiling backwards-car baby-talk-slang knuckleheads once had an empire that the sun never set on?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Honestly though that looks like it's in remarkable shape for an '85, won't you miss the trunk space or boot space or whatever the gently caress moon unit you morons call it?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would gently caress that car.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
It looks good, I like that car, but the seats make me think it smells of dust and cigarettes.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Big Beef City posted:

Honestly though that looks like it's in remarkable shape for an '85, won't you miss the trunk space or boot space or whatever the gently caress moon unit you morons call it?

Where you put stuff and the spare tyre is stored?

That's called a Kensington Shelf in the posh areas or a bodgechuff elsewhere

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
*smug europeanishly* only americans need more than 6 inches by 6 inches of boot space.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Replace that hosed up dashboard cover screen and make sure the electronics on it are doing ok.
esp. since they lied about how many miles or km or whatever the gently caress are on it. It means something isn't reading right. Just get that checked and replaced (both).

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Mar 10, 2021

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Take this question to AI. They are super cool and will give you a breakdown n the model and its quirks, availability of parts, etc.

All I can do is make some kind of joke about how you’re trying to by an escort.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
just had two different delivery drivers in a row give up and leave my order somewhere :dafuq:

happened to me once over a year ago. two in a row is completely insane

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