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Voldy teleports an artificial nutrient paste directly into his stomach. He then just shits it out on the floor because as a wizard supremacist he believes the switch to toilets was "cultural mugglism". The real reason Lucius Malfoy was so uncomfortable with him in the house was that he wouldn't stop making GBS threads everywhere.
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Zesty posted:https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1258330103001550848?s=20 Having a theme party revolving around wizard nazis like extremely normal people
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# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:18 |
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with a funco pop cake topper a++
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# ? Feb 26, 2021 07:52 |
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So SyFy has a Harry Potter and you know I'd watch a movie about Luna Lovegood and her husband, Wizard Steve Irwin. Every scene with her is just delightful.
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https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1366743065663266828 Sounds like good news but there's always the chance that Rowling could get them to walk it back.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:32 |
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listening to the shrieking shack while reading the fanfic(s) that actually address some of the enormous thematic holes in the books is very funny the shrieking shack: how the gently caress does nobody know tom riddle is voldemort??? the work "the prince of slytherin": he put a fidelius charm on his own name
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 00:59 |
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Fun fact: in the Icelandic books, his name is Trevor Delgome (Eg er Voldemort). Which makes him the hero of the story, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:42 |
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Fun fact from the most recent podcast: the randos that come to fight for Harry's side aren't regular wizards, they're specifically the shopkeepers and homeowners of Hogsmeade. Renters? Nope. Cashiers? Line cooks? Servers? Stockers? Nope. It's as if JK's trying to tell us that the common wizards of the world give no shits about the posh civil war.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:48 |
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1366743065663266828 I hope I'm wrong but I think there's no say this happens, that would be an incredible gently caress you to Rowling though halokiller posted:Luckily Rowling doesn't give a poo poo about animation because Little Witch Academia is a much better Harry Potter. LWA owns
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 02:28 |
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Good news about the Harry Potter game, the Gamergate dev is quitting after all the backlash.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 04:37 |
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muscles like this! posted:Good news about the Harry Potter game, the Gamergate dev is quitting after all the backlash. And he'll be releasing a definitely objective and informative video about it on his YouTube channel! I'm sure this won't help him monetize "cancel culture" outrage and gradually become yet another provocateur/grifter.
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JethroMcB posted:And he'll be releasing a definitely objective and informative video about it on his YouTube channel! I'm sure this won't help him monetize "cancel culture" outrage and gradually become yet another provocateur/grifter. It's Okay To Be A Slytherin Gamer
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 14:47 |
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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1366743065663266828 Cyberpunk said it was going to allow you to make a trans character too and it ended up just being an option of choosing between a cut dick, an uncut dick, a slightly bigger dick, or a vagina. So I'm skeptical.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:43 |
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How come JK Rowling doesn’t know how housing numbers work? I thought that maybe it was just a regional difference. But nope, UK also does evens on one side and odds on the other too.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 14:58 |
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IIRC it's a square cul-de-sac with a park in the middle, places like that are often numbered in order around the edge.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 15:05 |
so how do you think the wizarding world is handling brexit?
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 17:00 |
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Jazerus posted:so how do you think the wizarding world is handling brexit? As established they are already an international pariah state so probably cheering it on as muggle britain joins them.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 17:08 |
furthermore, do you think the wizards told bojo about the ministry of magic
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 18:15 |
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I assume Bojo learned about it when a child he is the father of that he wasn't aware of found it and the ministry tried to return it to him.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 18:17 |
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Wizards don't care about the arbitrary political boundaries of muggle governments any more than pet owners respect the territorial markers left by their pets.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 18:58 |
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JK pointedly left out the scenes where Seamus and Ron got into it about NI
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 19:01 |
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When they Brexited the british wizards revealed themselves but only to other British people and they're planning a second British empire. Hire me WB.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 19:09 |
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Ah yes, the Irish Republican Alchemists
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 02:48 |
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How did Hagrid dad have sex with a giant? Please respond with answers
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 13:27 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:How did Hagrid dad have sex with a giant? Please respond with answers Slowly
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:How did Hagrid dad have sex with a giant? Please respond with answers Very carefully
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 14:44 |
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It was more a spelunking expedition.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 14:49 |
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Stepladder.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 15:52 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:How did Hagrid dad have sex with a giant? Please respond with answers Fanfiction.net lists hundreds of ways.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 15:59 |
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I think he crawled inside and fertilized her eggs like a fish.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:04 |
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32 gallons of hagrids cum and the worlds largest turkey baster. Which is coincidentally the name of my new HP fanfic.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:25 |
Panic! At The Tesco posted:32 gallons of hagrids cum and the worlds largest turkey baster. New thread title
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:46 |
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I gotta be sliiiiiightly more drunk for that one.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:48 |
Edgar Allen Ho posted:How did Hagrid dad have sex with a giant? Please respond with answers Turns out giants, like most non-human Great Apes, have hilariously small penises proportional to their body size compared to humans. Hagrid had a rough time in Hogwarts as a third year once this information got out.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 22:06 |
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I’ll always have a lot of nostalgia for this series. At least half the movies were great fun and the books are a wonderful read. My second grade teacher read the first one to our class before the series had really taken off so it was quite something to watch it grow into this world encompassing franchise over the years. And tragic to watch the creator own herself repeatedly in Graham Linehan esque fashion. It’s almost a gift that everything Wizarding World since then has been underwhelming or straight up bad. It also introduced me to this amazing illustrator. I recently commissioned a book cover from him for my own fantasy novel and his work is absolutely the tops. https://mobile.twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1259475663582572545
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 02:46 |
so is anyone else in the "hated the sixth book, loved the sixth movie" camp? it's honestly the only film in the whole series that i think holds up outside the perspective of a megafan and/or child. michael gambon was obviously cast specifically to be HBP-dumbledore, which he does a fantastic job of unlike his total botching of the still-mostly-whimsical dumbledore of 3-5. daniel radcliffe is obviously having a blast. and the dude who played slughorn just nailed it. i don't think any of the other films really captured the spirit of the books in the same way, they were too busy shuttling around between plot points to do school life stuff. but HBP is allll school life, and it makes for a very light-hearted fun ride. except in the book, the emotional tenor is just bleak and mean and sucks all of the fun out of everything. harry is terrible, hermione is suddenly really terrible, and ron is...there. i guess he's fine and having a good time playing quidditch and poo poo. i think reading HBP was the first time i realized that rowling was planning to drive the series straight into the ground at the end and deathly hallows was just a sad confirmation that she had no idea how the gently caress to end the thing
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 03:40 |
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I remember the sixth movie being a huge step up from the fifth, though 5 did have a pretty cool fight at the end. Can’t remember enough of the books prose the compare the two though.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 04:45 |
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The 6th book has Roonil Wazlib which is probably the best joke in the series.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 05:00 |
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The 6th movie streamlines stupid plot bullshit to fit it all and adds more character-building social life for the characters. Jo could learn from them.
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The 6th movie does recast Lavender as a white girl as soon as she has to make out with one of the leads which is pretty hosed. No telling if Jo had any part of either the original or recasting tho.
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