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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i heard the three pillars of thriving are:

exercise
nutrition
and sleep




and I know for a fact that sometimes when it’s mega late at night i grab a greasy toasted sandwich while i run to the toilet because my guts hurt and I think it’s fair to say I get a modicum of all of those things

Jonny 290 posted:

yeah i'm having to back it off because i actually really do feel like i'm dying every day. i don't think i'll make it to 45 even with best efforts but it'd be nice to not hurt for the last few

i’m also starring in hustlers barely alive

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
weekend at jonny’s

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
trying to fake a dead dude working a ham radio is gonna be a real challenge

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

echinopsis posted:

i heard the three pillars of thriving are:

exercise
nutrition
and sleep

i'm pretty sure this "thriving" thing is a myth

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Fatty Crabcakes posted:

And despite that and so much more I made it to 44 and look drat good doing it so if you put some effort into it hitting 45 is gonna be a piece of piss.

yeah but you're also a primal incarnation of the spirit of los angeles. anybody else would have died falling out of the cecil at the very least

keep it up tho. i can't think of better guardian spirit for my city

gently caress i gotta move back

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What's the recommended time for not breathing?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You aren't supposed to drink when you're diabetic either, my wife had a coworker with type 1 and he drank like a fish and lost both his big toes over the course of a year.

alcohol can tank your blood sugar by blocking the normal blood glucose secretion your liver does

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's the recommended time for not breathing?

right after you fart

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

But loads of people with gout drink. It's a matter of loving up a few times to see what works and what definitely workn't.

an old Swedish name for gout is 'port wine toe'

mystes
May 31, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's the recommended time for not breathing?
Five minutes.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mystes posted:

Five minutes.

OK C U in 5

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Achmed Jones posted:

yeah but you're also a primal incarnation of the spirit of los angeles.
lol especially since I'm not really from here (I mean close enough I guess but still)

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's the recommended time for not breathing?

forever

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jesus, taking it dark aren't we

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Achmed Jones posted:

yeah but you're also a primal incarnation of the spirit of los angeles. anybody else would have died falling out of the cecil at the very least

keep it up tho. i can't think of better guardian spirit for my city

gently caress i gotta move back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUiZHt6sqg4

now i feel like playing grand theft auto 5

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
a great great song, but the lyrics have not aged well at all

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FMguru posted:

a great great song, but the lyrics have not aged well at all


yeah, you have to be okay with glossing over stuff. like how "holiday in cambodia" includes the n-word

fortunately, i am extremely bad at understanding what lyrics actually are

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/benratkey/status/1369050233691385864?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Jesus, taking it dark aren't we

sorry i was listening to this mortal coil earlier

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1369660060293505032?s=21

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

President Beep posted:

sorry i was listening to this mortal coil earlier

hell yes the goth thread lives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AytO16W7kmU

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
where’s the adults only room?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

i think that's pretty cool tbh. like, if you're going to collect physical media anyway, may as well do something mildly interesting with it

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

mediaphage posted:

i think that's pretty cool tbh. like, if you're going to collect physical media anyway, may as well do something mildly interesting with it
once it reveals it's functional for physical media storage it won me over to "it's fine, cool idea"

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/thatlittledemon/status/1364400065054314499?s=21

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSJEvpi5tY

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1369516963748253698?s=21

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

the correct response i saw was 'raise taxes immediately'

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
anyways im old now

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

graph posted:

anyways im old now

how’s the alcoholism and depression working out in your old age, gramps?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

graph posted:

anyways im old now

:sympathy:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ah a yeriatris

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
welcome to the thread, please help yourself to a cardigan

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/AbbyHasIssues/status/1165774863870697478

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

having a favorite spatula sounds nice :3:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

prefect posted:

having a favorite spatula sounds nice :3:

I've yet to find a good spatula :(

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've yet to find a good spatula :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

take me down to the spatula city
where the pans are clean
and the food is flippy

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

the correct response i saw was 'raise taxes immediately'
lol

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i have a pair of core kitchen silicone spatulas. theyre weird but kinda really good

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