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SpacePig posted:They still do jingles, you just forget them until something triggers them in your mind. You hear the word "farmers" or "liberty", or "buy" and "car" in the same sentence, and your brain is off to the races. They're just not as involved as they used to be. “Liberty” used to say it five times. Now four. Some kind of ultra-Ur example of Banak-Tarski ear worms. Snipe edit: Alfred Bester’s book “The Demolished Man” took place in a world of telepathic detectives. The richest man in the world wanted to commit a crime, and used the worst jingle produced by one of his companies’ marketing team because it was so annoying running in his head. It was a new trick by a non-telepath to shield his mind during the time up to, including, and after completing the crime. The jingle was touted as the first commercially produced earworm. DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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When Pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
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AFewBricksShy posted:When Pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! What about bagels on a pizza?
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Mar 10, 2021 14:40
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AFewBricksShy posted:When Pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! PIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA And for us 90s kids: Hooked on phonics worked for me, call 1-800-ABCDEFG!
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Mar 10, 2021 15:42
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Be cool about firrrrrre safety! be cool
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Mar 10, 2021 15:54
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Jingles can be awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrEd3p_6XSs
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Mar 10, 2021 19:18
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Mooseontheloose posted:PIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://youtu.be/KOzS9Azg0Ag
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Mar 10, 2021 20:51
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Locally "Four Four four. Four Four Four-Four Call Blake Maislen now"
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Mar 10, 2021 20:58
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AFewBricksShy posted:When Pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! Why that triggered this, I do not know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk33tGuBKwc
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Mar 10, 2021 21:04
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The Apple Watch ECG commercial is stupid because the guy says he doesn't need a fancy machine to do it, except the Apple Watch is a fancy machine.
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Mar 11, 2021 00:23
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Iron Crowned posted:What about bagels on a pizza? Would you accept pizza on a bagel on a pizza?  Speaking of jingles, I'm not sure if Cellino and Barnes operated outside of New York state, but I still remember their old phone number (before they changed to just repeatedly mashing 8). Like, I sometimes can't retain important stuff, but 854-20-20 will probably stay with me til I die.
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Mar 11, 2021 03:24
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LadyPictureShow posted:Would you accept pizza on a bagel on a pizza?
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SpacePig posted:I still remember the mailing address for Nick in the Afternoon because it was set to a song. Jingles are both a great joy, and an inescapable hell. Write to me, Stick Stickly PO Box 963 New York City, New York State 10108
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Mar 11, 2021 13:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iJE29gLplE This is a very dumb commercial, but they also accidentally wrote a solid late career Devo song. It's pretty great how modern day capitalism is basically all the dark satires that were made in the 70s and 80s. It's not actually great.
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Mar 11, 2021 13:31
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LadyPictureShow posted:Would you accept pizza on a bagel on a pizza? When pizza is on a bagel on a pizza..... *head explodes*
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LadyPictureShow posted:Speaking of jingles, I'm not sure if Cellino and Barnes operated outside of New York state, but I still remember their old phone number (before they changed to just repeatedly mashing 8). RIP Barnes *pours a 40 out* Cellino's solo jingle is ugly & annoying. 
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Mar 11, 2021 15:03
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Locally we had "call 267 8433 because the next best thing to do, is dal-worth clean!"
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Mar 11, 2021 15:55
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Can your dad not do his video chat right? Don't get mad, get ETrade! Because then, you can... buy a better dad? Or something?
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Unkempt posted:Can your dad not do his video chat right? FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:RIP Barnes *pours a 40 out* It’s really weird watching ad breaks and seeing an ad for Cellino followed by one for Barnes and hearing them try to use a jingle that’s close but not quiet the same.
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Mar 11, 2021 22:05
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BAG ALERT MAJOR BAG ALERT 
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Zaroff posted:It’s really weird watching ad breaks and seeing an ad for Cellino followed by one for Barnes and hearing them try to use a jingle that’s close but not quiet the same. The "funny" thing is that the Barnes Firm jingle is so much less obnoxious so it's like Barnes is owning Cellino from beyond the grave
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LadyPictureShow posted:Speaking of jingles, I'm not sure if Cellino and Barnes operated outside of New York state, but I still remember their old phone number (before they changed to just repeatedly mashing 8). Haha, drat, this is the jingle I was trying to remember yesterday, because their phone number was so horrifically incompatible with singing. "One hundred eiiiiiiiiiiiight...million!" This was in California btw so they were definitely national.
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Mar 12, 2021 23:53
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Oh Oh Oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Auto Parts
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Mar 13, 2021 20:12
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Hey guys. Now I have a friend in the diamond business. 
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Mar 13, 2021 20:38
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5. 5 dollar. 5 dollar foot loooooongs.
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Mar 13, 2021 23:44
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Nationwide is on your side~ Chicken parm you taste so good 
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I guess companies have decided to stop using euphemisms as I just saw a commercial for a lady razor that just straight up said it was for pubic hair.
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Mar 14, 2021 06:17
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Millennials don't care and zoomers would be offended if you didn't just say it
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Mar 14, 2021 15:27
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muscles like this! posted:I guess companies have decided to stop using euphemisms as I just saw a commercial for a lady razor that just straight up said it was for pubic hair. Ive never seen something like that on TV but there’s a men’s pubic razor I’ve had hocked to me on YouTube where they straight up say it’s for shaving your balls.
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Mar 14, 2021 15:31
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The other day I saw a razor commercial where the lady was actually shaving hair off her leg and armpit. It's about fuckin time.
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Mar 14, 2021 16:39
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Wendy's 'Major Bag Alert' can go straight to hell.
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Mar 14, 2021 17:07
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Maybe they’ll finally start dying the pad commercial fluid red instead of blue...
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Mar 14, 2021 17:49
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Henchman of Santa posted:Ive never seen something like that on TV but there’s a men’s pubic razor I’ve had hocked to me on YouTube where they straight up say it’s for shaving your balls. Manscaped, I think? I remember when they were on Shark Tank a few years ago.
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Mar 14, 2021 18:06
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hopeandjoy posted:Maybe they’ll finally start dying the pad commercial fluid red instead of blue...
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Mar 14, 2021 18:11
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Yeah them ballshavin' ads pop up on podcasts, too.
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muscles like this! posted:I guess companies have decided to stop using euphemisms as I just saw a commercial for a lady razor that just straight up said it was for pubic hair. I'm pretty sure I saw a Pedialyte commercial featuring a hung-over protagonist too.
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Mar 14, 2021 21:17
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Pedialyte has several commercials that are targeted to adults.
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Mar 14, 2021 22:39
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Yeah, they've had commercials for sick adults, usually implied to be diarrhea or hung over depending on the ad without actually saying it, for a few years now. I think every one of them ends with "find it in the kids aisle!" or something like that.
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fartknocker posted:Yeah, they've had commercials for sick adults, usually implied to be diarrhea or hung over depending on the ad without actually saying it, for a few years now. I think every one of them ends with "find it in the kids aisle!" or something like that. In civilized nations, it's stocked in the refrigerator at 7/11
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