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Derpies posted:Can we take a moment to pour out one of our homebrews we swear we are gonna make this week to the ultimate suburban dad, Daddy Pig. This pig, without exaggeration, is me.
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Mar 10, 2021 22:26
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House across the street just went up for sale, getting some opinions about all the people parking in front of my house to go look at it.
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Mar 10, 2021 22:32
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Full Metal Jackass posted:This pig, without exaggeration, is me. No sir, this man is not Daddy Pig I am Daddy Pig.
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Mar 10, 2021 23:21
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 Here is my suburban dad rig will update op in a bit too with it
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Mar 10, 2021 23:26
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Derpies posted:
that's a beautiful rig, but on your head be the consequences. you know how much that rig would fetch on the black market? well, neither do I but it's probably a lot!!
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Mar 10, 2021 23:31
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Hey guys I know this is a long shot but anyone has any opinions on what brand of tires I should get for my Explorer now that it’s time to rotate off winter tires?
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Mar 11, 2021 00:29
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I don't even know why I bothered with winter tires this year. 'Aint nobody going nowhere.
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Mar 11, 2021 00:34
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my father in law, who's the most suburban and dadliest suburban dad to ever live in the suburbs, is concerned about the state of my tire treads and warned of the black ice driving over the pass on highway 18
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Mar 11, 2021 00:47
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Derpies posted:
Looks like you’re running low on charcoal
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Mar 11, 2021 00:50
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By the way, I said I was gonna post my rig today but that’ll be tomorrow. It’s supposed to be nicer than today so held off on the outside cookery for a day.
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Mar 11, 2021 00:51
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Looks like you’re running low on charcoal that grill cover could use a wash, too. not that I'm trying to tell a man his craft, you understand -yelled at the top of my lungs over the adjoining fence unprompted
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Mar 11, 2021 00:52
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I don't cover the grill or smoker. Years of rain and sun gives em charm.
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Mar 11, 2021 00:58
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*suppressing shivers with gritted teeth in 54 degree weather while wearing khaki shorts* Great..... great day to grill some ribs, eh?
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Mar 11, 2021 01:01
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Play posted:that grill cover could use a wash, too. not that I'm trying to tell a man his craft, you understand Wash.... ...the cover...?
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Mar 11, 2021 01:18
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Son, ya don't clean out a perfectly good BBQ. What the hell do you think the fire is for?
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Mar 11, 2021 01:53
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I don't cover the grill or smoker. Years of rain and sun gives em charm. The wife covers it, got me the grill as a father's day present and doesn't understand a rusted petina makes everything taste better
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Mar 11, 2021 02:03
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Play posted:that grill cover could use a wash, too. not that I'm trying to tell a man his craft, you understand Last time I cleaned the smoker out I had to use engine degreaser. Took me half a day and I wasn't that much cleaner in the end tbh, and now all my food tastes vaguely like a 1967 Camero
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Mar 11, 2021 02:04
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So, I’m a trailer park dad but I have a bass guitar: And this thing:  So I can like, play bass with my feet while playing bass guitar at the same time. Do I qualify? Also I drink a poo poo ton of Lone Star and grill on a charcoal pit that my grandparents received as a wedding gift in 1950.
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Mar 11, 2021 02:09
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Bulgaroctonus posted:So, I’m a trailer park dad but I have a bass guitar: I’ll allow it
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Mar 11, 2021 02:25
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Bulgaroctonus posted:So, I’m a trailer park dad but I have a bass guitar: Trailer parks can be located within suburbs. My only question is are you within ten miles of a chipotle/panera/etc.
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Mar 11, 2021 02:27
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Hasn’t rained in a few days, had to water the hibiscus. Went ahead and sprayed out the bed of my work truck since the hose was out anyway.
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Mar 11, 2021 02:33
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Hmm good weather this weekend gonna spend five hours detailing my mid model subaru outback.
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Mar 11, 2021 02:39
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Hmm, plants I planted last year all probably died due to Texas icestorm, but going to try and bring them back anyway. Also the irrigation system is just bubbling and flooding the lawn now. Sound like a good weekend project for me, should only take a couple hours.
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Mar 11, 2021 05:54
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take me you ANIMAL posted:Hmm, plants I planted last year all probably died due to Texas icestorm, but going to try and bring them back anyway. Also the irrigation system is just bubbling and flooding the lawn now. Sound like a good weekend project for me, should only take a couple hours. My rosemary, all gone 😭
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Mar 11, 2021 13:53
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take me you ANIMAL posted:Hmm, plants I planted last year all probably died due to Texas icestorm, but going to try and bring them back anyway. Also the irrigation system is just bubbling and flooding the lawn now. Sound like a good weekend project for me, should only take a couple hours. Redo the irrigation? Good idea. Let me add it to the three dozen other half finished projects cluttering up my house that I though I could get done in a weekend and am missing vital parts for this Saturday.
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Mar 11, 2021 14:56
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Rig postin’ Bonus fire pit we put in last summer 
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Mar 11, 2021 18:11
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Nice fire pit, good dog, solid tiles. But let’s get that white fence up to suburban dad standards, bub
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Mar 11, 2021 18:12
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poisonpill posted:Nice fire pit, good dog, solid tiles. But let’s get that white fence up to suburban dad standards, bub I am sure the fence is on the dad list of projects so no harm no foul!
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Mar 11, 2021 18:16
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Get a solder sucker and tin those tips. Managed to do it! I thought I cooked the board because of one stubborn part but the power switch works and I have an amp again. Saved money on taking it somewhere to be repaired or replacing it.
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Mar 11, 2021 18:23
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poisonpill posted:Nice fire pit, good dog, solid tiles. But let’s get that white fence up to suburban dad standards, bub Lol that fence was there when we moved in 5 years ago and I’ve done literally nothing with it other than confirm with the guy that owns the abandoned house next door that it’s not his. I hate the 1963 original patio tiles but replacing em ain’t in the budget yet.
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Mar 11, 2021 18:30
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Wash.... Society already judges our suburban dads so harshly, so I won't say a thing more about it
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Mar 11, 2021 19:34
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Play posted:Society already judges our suburban dads so harshly, so I won't say a thing more about it We really should organize and become a protected class
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Mar 11, 2021 19:59
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Derpies posted:We really should organize and become a protected class Nobody ever thinks of us white middle aged men
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Mar 11, 2021 20:11
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Nobody ever thinks of us white middle aged men You could say we are a large portion of the population that is remaining silent. Excuse me while I rev my boatley davidson boat motor bike combo hooked to my RV covered in flags.
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Mar 11, 2021 20:35
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gentlemen, please accept my resignation from your club. i do not care to associate with anybody.
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Mar 11, 2021 20:45
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I can tell when the wife has taken my car when I start it up and the radio station isn't on sports talk.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:27
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Yep, just finished putting up the new lights, a bulb was getting kinda janky in a "blinking like a haunted street" kind of eay and the wires had to be replaced, a full 30 cms and one light bulb, took me about 4 hours. Time to relax, grab a beer and do absolutely nothing else around the house for the next week.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:36
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Gotta ask Dan across the way to help build this swing set. Wife refuses to lift a Satan-bless finger.Full Metal Jackass posted:I can tell when the wife has taken my car when I start it up and the radio station isn't on sports talk. Why's the wife leaving the house? Nothing out here for her, amirite? Heheheheh
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Mar 11, 2021 21:39
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Having a company replace my cracked washer lid, only because it's under warranty or I'd do it myself. Better stand in the tiny laundry room and watch the guy work the entire time.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:41
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dee eight posted:gentlemen, please accept my resignation from your club. i do not care to associate with anybody. you fit right in
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Mar 11, 2021 21:42
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