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Aardvark The Something Awful Forums America
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Mar 10, 2021 19:05
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One time I ordered my favorite pizza and it was marked as delivered and lo, no pizza lay at my front door. I look around and apparently they left it at my neighbors door. I throw on my mask and run over to grab my pizza, and just as I do the door opens. It's an old woman who I've never met before, like 70 at least. "Sorry! Just grabbing my food." I say to her, super embarrassed. "I put on clothes for this!" she says, on paper it sounds like a joke but I swear she was actually mad. "Sorry?" I say again, but I go home and eat pizza with my partner. It hasn't happened since but that doesn't stop me from thinking it's going to happen again every single time.
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Mar 10, 2021 19:07
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Ratjaculation posted:I'm looking at cars Lol wax oiled. I would need to see the underside of that car first.
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Mar 10, 2021 19:14
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Aardvark! posted:I would gently caress that car. Agent Smithly: How can you... gently caress it... if you do not have... a dick
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Mar 10, 2021 20:21
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Please report on how the car smells
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Mar 10, 2021 20:28
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PinheadSlim posted:One time I ordered my favorite pizza and it was marked as delivered and lo, no pizza lay at my front door. I look around and apparently they left it at my neighbors door. I throw on my mask and run over to grab my pizza, and just as I do the door opens. It's an old woman who I've never met before, like 70 at least. Did she ever tell you why she had her clothes off in the first place?
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Mar 10, 2021 20:32
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AtomicFishStick posted:Did she ever tell you why she had her clothes off in the first place? Some people just walk around naked or underwear only in they house.
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Mar 10, 2021 20:40
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AtomicFishStick posted:Did she ever tell you why she had her clothes off in the first place? She’s old. If it was after 4:30 PM she was in bed.
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Mar 10, 2021 20:56
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Ratjaculation posted:I'm looking at cars 3500 funny L-shaped British money for a almost 40 year old Ford Escort? Does look like it's in good shape though
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Mar 10, 2021 21:10
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What’s 11 months “mot” mean?
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Mar 10, 2021 21:15
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Registration, probably. Ministry of Transport?
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Mar 10, 2021 21:26
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it's a Mother Of Three and it's youngest is an 11 month old go kart
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Mar 10, 2021 21:28
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s 11 months “mot” mean? It's similar to a WOF in nz
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Mar 10, 2021 21:48
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EXTREME CLOSEUP
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Mar 10, 2021 21:57
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Mar 10, 2021 21:59
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orange cat supremacy
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Mar 10, 2021 23:58
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i got a tub of storebrand chili from the safeway. excited to see how bad it is in a couple days when i make Chili Dogs
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Mar 11, 2021 00:01
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i like where he says the car has 23k miles but then admits that that probably isn't even right that was my favorite part
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Mar 11, 2021 00:06
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Play posted:i like where he says the car has 23k miles but then admits that that probably isn't even right Agreed. This rang true to me because my car also may not have 23k miles on it.
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Mar 11, 2021 00:09
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Just made this for the Guinan thread
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Mar 11, 2021 01:08
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just started redesigning my website going pretty well so far
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Mar 11, 2021 01:13
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Ratjaculation posted:It's similar to a WOF in nz Oh fantastic, thanks for clearing that up.
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Mar 11, 2021 01:20
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Tip posted:Just made this for the Guinan thread Returning to our roots as an Art Thread. hbag posted:just started redesigning my website Gonna be honest, not clear on what this website does from the image.
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Mar 11, 2021 01:57
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Aardvark! posted:orange cat supremacy  old picture but its a fav
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Mar 11, 2021 01:58
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also pg 66 is close enough to the satan number to satan imo
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Mar 11, 2021 02:01
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Mar 11, 2021 02:03
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hbag posted:just started redesigning my website Some design inspiration for you 
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Mar 11, 2021 02:04
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Hmm, I think really big hat is better.
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Mar 11, 2021 02:31
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Tip posted:Hmm, I think really big hat is better. That's the stuff
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Mar 11, 2021 02:55
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Tip posted:Hmm, I think really big hat is better. nice oh I jsut saw the other thread Revins fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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Mar 11, 2021 03:01
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I gotta be honest I friggin hate cats. They suck. BUT I hope all your little shittsters are doing well and you give 'em a scritch for ol' bbc and maybe a treat if you got one around and they can handle it. Cory and Harvey, my 150lbs of combined Plott hounds will be thinking of chasing them, gently. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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Mar 11, 2021 03:13
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Big Beef City posted:I gotta be honest 
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Mar 11, 2021 03:45
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Big Beef City posted:I gotta be honest i gave him a whole can of nasty rear end wet cat food and now he's running around the house like a maniac
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Mar 11, 2021 03:48
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This is one cat that never skips leg day
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Mar 11, 2021 04:03
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Big Hat Guinan
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Mar 11, 2021 04:03
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Aardvark! posted:i gave him a whole can of nasty rear end wet cat food and now he's running around the house like a maniac i'm glad of it In hopes of getting this past the 1000 pages we're already near I have to let you all know, amazon has a sale on a gaming keyboard with either red or blue switches. I have no idea what that means but I just bought one with red ones because it was like $20 off and my current posting keyboard is one of those lovely ones that has the arrow keys built into the number pad dealy and it feels like I'm typing on yarn every day. Now my posting will be lit up! And...enhanced
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Mar 11, 2021 04:04
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MakaVillian posted:This is one cat that never skips leg day He's my dad
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Mar 11, 2021 04:06
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Mar 11, 2021 04:08
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Meme Poker Party posted:Big Hat Guinan she got that big hat energy
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Mar 11, 2021 04:09
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U know the secret to a good chili dog? You don't even have to put a hot dog in it!!! ain't got time for that poo poo. I'm a man on the go.
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Mar 11, 2021 04:27
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