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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

Aardvark! posted:

U know the secret to a good chili dog? You don't even have to put a hot dog in it!!! ain't got time for that poo poo. I'm a man on the go.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Just another 4 pages to go

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


You should be very proud of your yolked dad

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



When we get to page 1000 can we celebrate by banning everyone who posted that we'd never make it?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Tip posted:

When we get to page 1000 can we celebrate by banning everyone who posted that we'd never make it?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
:yeah:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP blasts KMFDM while perusing foot porn suffering massive levels of ear fatigue, it saps the joy from the activity, the feet become like clogs thudding dully in his mind on hardwood floor

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it's like you've got cameras in my house...

...

:ohdear:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



What's the theme for page 69?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Chastity

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
the virtues of pocket protectors

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Ratjaculation posted:

What's the theme for page 69?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
hell yeah burgs

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I just ate a bunch of tortilla chips and habenero salsa and now my stomach feels a little off

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Revins posted:

I just ate a bunch of tortilla chips and habenero salsa and now my stomach feels a little off

I had a deluxe spaghetti dinner and some milk and cookies desert and also vodka and my stomach and I feel GREAT.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I had fettucine alfredo w/ chicken thigh and peas earlier

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Tip posted:

When we get to page 1000 can we celebrate by banning everyone who posted that we'd never make it?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I’m ready for the burgin page.

I’m ready to burg.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I'm okay at burgs on the grill.
I am really good at bacon wrapped dogs though:


There is a lot going on in that pic, besides the fact I took a bite first.

3 main points to consider:

Pre-cook the bacon; not all the way, just to get it to sweat, then let it cool and wrap it around your dog, use soaked toothpicks to hold while you grill.

The buns have been treated with a healthy spread of lard before toasting them on the grill. Apparently lard has a higher burn-temperature than butter or oils so you are less like to burn them and still get them nice and toasty. They are delicious too.

The chutney is the real climax though. Red onion, a few different peppers, some molasses, vinegar, and cumin. Just make a whole skillet of it and toss it in a bowl so folks can spoon it on.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yea no I'm not doing that for hot dogs.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Once a year, 4th of July bbq, indulge.

Do you hate freedom?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Those bacon dawgs look real tasty and if I were at a cookout I’d appreciate the effort put into them.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I would eat one of those hot dogs.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm not saying I wouldn't EAT them. I'd gladly shovel those gently caress wagons into my tongue cave. I just wouldn't go through the effort to MAKE them.

...now if they were BRATS, maybe

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
They're good dogs

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Big Beef City posted:

I'm not saying I wouldn't EAT them. I'd gladly shovel those gently caress wagons into my tongue cave. I just wouldn't go through the effort to MAKE them.

...now if they were BRATS, maybe

Yeah, fair enough. It is a lot of effort, but fun to do for a party in the middle of summer.

Figuring out the right buns and dogs and brats as well is still part of the puzzle.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
nuke hot dog nuke chili nuke the whales put-it-all-in-a-bun add chez

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Internetjack posted:

I'm okay at burgs on the grill.
I am really good at bacon wrapped dogs though:


There is a lot going on in that pic, besides the fact I took a bite first.

3 main points to consider:

Pre-cook the bacon; not all the way, just to get it to sweat, then let it cool and wrap it around your dog, use soaked toothpicks to hold while you grill.

The buns have been treated with a healthy spread of lard before toasting them on the grill. Apparently lard has a higher burn-temperature than butter or oils so you are less like to burn them and still get them nice and toasty. They are delicious too.

The chutney is the real climax though. Red onion, a few different peppers, some molasses, vinegar, and cumin. Just make a whole skillet of it and toss it in a bowl so folks can spoon it on.

These look delicious. I do not eat hot dogs, but I would make an exception for these lovingly crafted meat tubes.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

my first ever exposure to ann coulter was an old ytpmv with the super smash bros. announcer repeating the c-word with her picture and text that says "that's ann coulter btw"

e: here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KOlVl77SkQ

Workaday Wizard fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Mar 11, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Internetjack posted:

Yeah, fair enough. It is a lot of effort, but fun to do for a party in the middle of summer.

Figuring out the right buns and dogs and brats as well is still part of the puzzle.

Have you ever considered opening a restaurant, perhaps of the hot dog variety?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
was thinking about a horny archangel gabriel today. gabriels horn as it were

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
also just spitballing here but what about a tv show about a man whose rear end was eaten out by a vampire

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

gary oldmans diary posted:

also just spitballing here but what about a tv show about a man whose rear end was eaten out by a vampire

NOS4ASS2

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

also just spitballing here but what about a tv show about a man whose rear end was eaten out by a vampire

Does this make him lust to eat the asses of others and/or give him rear end related vampiric powers please hurry this is oddly, topical for a close friend of mine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

gary oldmans diary posted:

also just spitballing here but what about a tv show about a man whose rear end was eaten out by a vampire

I always thought a show about a doctor who can’t say diarrhea without laughing would be a cool show. (He has to say diarrhea quite frequently in his line of work). :smug:

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Have you ever considered opening a restaurant, perhaps of the hot dog variety?

Who hasn't?!
Grilling up dogs and burgs for half a day with friends. My goodness!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I always thought a show about a doctor who can’t say diarrhea without laughing would be a cool show. (He has to say diarrhea quite frequently in his line of work). :smug:

especially if hes my doctor

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The user cp said there were 4 unread posts but there are only 3

someone has hacked the forums to stop this thread

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Ratjaculation posted:

The user cp said there were 4 unread posts but there are only 3

someone has hacked the forums to stop this thread

Doobie tried to warn us about the Black Lady Hacker.

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