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Feb 24, 2021 17:29
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Feb 24, 2021 21:08
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fuckin' bullshit fortune cookie, that's not a fortune, that's advice. don't give me some goddamn advice cookie and call it a fortune cookie. gently caress!!
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Feb 24, 2021 22:15
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:fuckin' bullshit fortune cookie, that's not a fortune, that's advice. don't give me some goddamn advice cookie and call it a fortune cookie. gently caress!! Thank you! I've been saying for years and no one cares and/or invites me to have Chinese food with them anymore
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Mar 3, 2021 16:22
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Shamelessly stolen from fb.
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Mar 6, 2021 10:40
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Luke blocked it with his face "No hands!"
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Mar 6, 2021 21:24
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Jokes on you, Luke likes getting electrocuted.
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Mar 6, 2021 21:55
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https://twitter.com/JR_Bartok/status/1361767327348396034 *wheeze*
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Mar 6, 2021 23:03
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https://twitter.com/theMandaTorian/status/1368339533469736963
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Mar 8, 2021 15:39
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Goldrushcomic/status/1369086623049080832
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Mar 9, 2021 05:34
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Lmao, now I'm imagining Seinfeld in Star Wars.
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Mar 9, 2021 08:51
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Are we sure this wasn’t actual dialogue from the show?
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Mar 9, 2021 10:34
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Bogus Adventure posted:Lmao, now I'm imagining Seinfeld in Star Wars. I'm just amusing myself by attempting Palpatine lines in George Costanza voice
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Mar 10, 2021 05:03
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How'd you do it? I built a snoke? A snoke? Oh yeah, jerry, a big one!
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Mar 10, 2021 08:22
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You can't keep a snoke like that in HERE! Well why not?! It's too BIG!! BAAAAHH!!
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Mar 10, 2021 14:36
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Mar 10, 2021 17:58
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Yo this is cool as all hell.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:18
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Love this.
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Mar 14, 2021 03:53
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Mar 19, 2021 02:31
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But which one is the one who Disney paid off to lie about not hating Last Jedi?!
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Mar 22, 2021 12:19
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Luke milking a space seal was the most unnecessary scene in any Star Wars movie.
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Mar 22, 2021 15:40
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Luke milking a space seal was the most unnecessary scene in any Star Wars movie. It’s no more gross than when Han cut open a Ton Ton to spend the night in the cold.
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Mar 22, 2021 15:42
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Saw the thread title change and knew this was going to be unpleasant
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Mar 22, 2021 15:45
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I liked the luke-milk scene. It was ballsy to have it in a disney film and as I was watching it I could hear the argument in the board-room in my head. "We can't show a man drinking from a teat in our kids movie!" "THAT'S HOW COWS WORK"
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Mar 22, 2021 15:47
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Luke was being a gross rear end in a top hat just like Yoda was, This is the Way
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Mar 22, 2021 16:10
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Luke milking a space seal was the most unnecessary scene in any Star Wars movie. And yet it's the best part of the Sequel Trilogy, from Rey's reaction to space seal's expression of "Eh, it's a living."
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Mar 22, 2021 16:56
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personally I don't think fresh body heat temperature milk would be very tasty after a bunch of hiking but what do I know
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Mar 22, 2021 21:36
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Fresh cow milk is good as fukk. Though idk about space walrus
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Mar 22, 2021 22:08
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Mar 23, 2021 00:23
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moist turtleneck posted:Luke was being a gross rear end in a top hat just like Yoda was, This is the Way This. It is absolutely beyond me how any person on the planet didn't love Luke being a crotchety old hermit to try and deter an Eager Young Space Cadet from wanting him to teach her Space Magic. Its was hilarious and perfect.
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Mar 23, 2021 00:24
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I thought it was weird that after the throughline of the first movie was ostensibly that Luke had gone missing and the not-rebels were going through a lot of trouble to find him, Luke's on a pretty populated planet, and it's apparently one of the most sacred sites to the Jedi. Maybe hire directors who will get along if you want to tell a coherent story over multiple entries. reignofevil posted:"We can't show a man drinking from a teat in our kids movie!" Not in America. You gotta put that through a machine to get rid of pathogens or else that's a milk crime.
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Mar 23, 2021 01:27
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SlothfulCobra posted:I thought it was weird that after the throughline of the first movie was ostensibly that Luke had gone missing and the not-rebels were going through a lot of trouble to find him, Luke's on a pretty populated planet, and it's apparently one of the most sacred sites to the Jedi. to be fair the Jedi and all records of their existence had been eradicated so even though people like Leia probably figured he went to the Jedi homeworld it's not like anyone knew how to find it
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Mar 23, 2021 01:29
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Also it was the first movie that said he went to the first Jedi temple, so as usual a problem spotted in TLJ is actually one from TFA that just wasn't resolved there.
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Mar 23, 2021 01:35
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Arquinsiel posted:Also it was the first movie that said he went to the first Jedi temple, so as usual a problem spotted in TLJ is actually one from TFA that just wasn't resolved there. "Resolve the mystery box that I intentionally didn't think all the way through." "No, not like that!"
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Mar 23, 2021 05:41
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it’s not really a problem though, there’s no way they’d know where it was. they don’t know the planet and they don’t have a map, they had to get their intelligence service to scour the galaxy to find the one old dude who knew. this was all in the movie
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Luke milking a space seal was the most unnecessary scene in any Star Wars movie. the milk looked green to me, and the space seal looked about like the average star wars fan, so I just assumed it was a covert joke about getting more money out of its fans.
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