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Miniature woofer Mr. Jack. Overall good boy and ball retriever. Unfortunately Jack has some issues with epilepsy that crop up from time to time. Previous family kicked him to the curb at 9 months and left him at the local shelter. They're loss since this little dude is great. Wish we didn't have to keep him medicated 24/7 to control his epilepsy as the barbiturates he's on cause him to sleep quite a bit. This dude will sleep under the blanket in the bed until noon like a teenager every single day. AtomicFishStick fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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 knock it off with the barking you little poo poo
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Mar 16, 2021 09:23
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STOP jumping in the shower and getting mad you get wet. it's pretty funny but you need to stop doing this to yourself
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Apr 29, 2021 19:35
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rye on white posted:STOP jumping in the shower and getting mad you get wet. it's pretty funny but you need to stop doing this to yourself I know this story. When my Boogie was about a year old, I was living alone so I'd leave the bathroom door open when I showered so it didn't get so steamy. One time I'm in there and she jumped between the curtain and the liner and poked her head around and I said "Oh, Boogie, you're not gonna like that." A little bit of water hit her head and she jumped in, got wetter, and straight up attacked me. She ran to the other end of the tub, grabbed my calf and climbed all the way up to my shoulder and I dug her nails out to toss her in the hallway. She immediately came back to attack me again. I got her out and closed the door, got back in the shower and she'd scratched me up so much that the water & blood was running red over my body. I have no idea what kind of wild hair she had up her rear end, but she was absolutely possessed.
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May 9, 2021 03:49
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Elsa you loving rear end in a top hat Why did you hide behind the coach, and lure me into a false sense of safety, only do start howling madly at my neighbor bringing down his trash? He does this every friday, why are you barking!? 
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Jun 12, 2021 22:41
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rye on white posted:STOP jumping in the shower and getting mad you get wet. it's pretty funny but you need to stop doing this to yourself I have a Siamese that actively wants to get wet. He comes in to say hi to me when I take a shower, and then he just.... lingers. It's weird.
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Jun 14, 2021 16:36
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I have a Siamese that actively wants to get wet. He comes in to say hi to me when I take a shower, and then he just.... lingers. It's weird. Aleta does that sometimes! She likes being wet. Also sometimes she jumps in after I finish and flops around on the wet shower floor like a weird ratmonster. e: the FOOL in question, not knowing how sleep works 
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Jun 14, 2021 17:18
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Athos. Porthos. Rayne. If y'all could go a full 24 godbedamned hours without any of the three of you horking up a hairball or anything else, that would be just fuckin' dandy.
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Jun 28, 2021 13:25
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Flynn you absolute little poo poo the car is not that bad you need to calm down and *not* get yourself so stressed that the vet finds a moderate heart murmur that I now have to pay $300 in blood tests to diagnose. (  )
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Jul 19, 2021 14:21
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ChickenWing posted:Flynn you absolute little poo poo the car is not that bad you need to calm down and *not* get yourself so stressed that the vet finds a moderate heart murmur that I now have to pay $300 in blood tests to diagnose. Last year my vet convinced me to get an $600 angiogram because of a high heart rate at every vet appointment ever. Turned out, she's perfectly healthy, just terrified of the vet's office.
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Jul 19, 2021 14:46
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Two good girls. Briana is the small beagle terrier mix and Poppy is the Newfoundland.
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Jul 19, 2021 22:27
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 Argos I love you but you are so stupid you get scared of the oven when I'm using it. I use it almost daily and nothing bad has ever happened to you in your life, let alone because of the oven. Calm down.
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Jul 19, 2021 22:46
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Iron Crowned posted:Last year my vet convinced me to get an $600 angiogram because of a high heart rate at every vet appointment ever. Unfortunately, tests turned up high levels of a chemical that is a strong indicator of heart disease so next bill is a $500 echocardiogram Little bastard with a little bastard heart If it turns out to be nothing I'm gonna internet shame the hell out of him
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Jul 20, 2021 18:10
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Taco you loving idiot, scratching the inside wall of the litter robot does not bury your steaming pile of shame, it only damages the $36 liner that I’m going to have to replace because you’re too dumb to do simple cat things.
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Jul 24, 2021 00:35
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It's hot as gently caress in the house and my long haired tabby has decided that sleeping on and hugging the warm power strip that feeds this computer is what he needs to be doing right now. Just waiting for him to stir and flip the on/off switch.
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Jul 26, 2021 00:35
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Murfy, you need to STOP attacking my cat and poking holes in her. Yes, you're a strong, lean, young 16-pound half-Savannah Cat who can jump like 7 feet into the air from a sitting position. Yes, you are a badass who got into a fight with a goddamn Mountain Lion last year and somehow did more damage than he received. Yes, you are a redoubtable hunter who kills squirrels and mice with ease. HOWEVER none of this gives you the right to attack my gentle, elderly 14-year-old female cat and viciously slash at her without provocation. NOT COOL, DUDE. We're friends and I like you, but you gotta stop loving with my cat!
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Jul 26, 2021 01:07
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Molly, quit being a toilet baby. It's gross. 
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Jul 27, 2021 05:18
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Frankie, you little pig, quit whining at me when I'm having dinner, you ate an hour ago. Also STOP sneezing on my leg after sniffing it.
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Aug 3, 2021 10:16
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Rufio stop getting hair all over my goddamned jeans And Lemon get out of that drawer!!! 
haljordan fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Aug 13, 2021 |
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Aug 13, 2021 02:53
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Smoke decided to knock over my scotch and soda, almost ruining my computer, and to lap up quite a lot of it before I came back in the room and noticed.
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Aug 14, 2021 22:57
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Xander, you handsome little poo poo. I know you're not fond of your kibble, but it's the only thing that doesn't make you poop weird. I've tried making it more fun by mixing some treats with it, but now you've dug thru, eaten all the treats, and spilled your kibbs all over the floor. I can see you sniffing each kibb, realizing it's not a treat, and moving on to the next one. You're pretty, but you're not stealthy, old man. 
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Aug 18, 2021 23:49
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Stop eating the kids socks, Sammy! You have thrown up 3 and I have found at least another 6 just chewed up. The kids need matching socks and you have plenty of toys you haven't completely taken apart yet.
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Aug 21, 2021 01:49
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Lev1to posted:Frankie, you little pig, quit whining at me when I'm having dinner, you ate an hour ago. Also STOP sneezing on my leg after sniffing it. ...can dogs get human allergies?
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Aug 23, 2021 07:15
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new blep just dropped
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Aug 23, 2021 23:15
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The new roommates have a two-month old boy named Maximus. We've kept him apart from Special Agent Dale Cooper (the bleppy boy in my previous reply) for a few weeks but we're now starting to introduce them in person. It's going well, they're both males and Max is really young which I think helps, certainly makes things a bit easier than introducing two older females. Anyway here are a few shots I got of Max with my phone today - I'm looking forward to shooting him with the actual camera, because he moves around like crazy, it's gonna be a a real challenge.  
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Aug 27, 2021 01:45
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Barbara you piece of poo poo cat why did you die and think that was ok? Being 15 years old is not a good reason imo Bye sweet girl
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Aug 28, 2021 11:38
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RIP Babs, a cat I don’t know but surely would have loved. I hope your up in Kitty Valhalla with a saucer of cream and a bunch of helpless tuna or diabetic mice just rolling around in the grass like little hotdogs.
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Aug 28, 2021 14:05
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 Momo, you fat orange pumpkin spice diphshit, I’m quite pleased that you’ve taken up Olympic style relay races around our fancy new apartment, I’m glad you’re following your dreams and getting some excercise, but do you have to do it at 5:30 in the goddam morning while me and the dog are desperately trying to sleep for another few hours before work? And leave me alone when I’m making GBS threads you dork! This isn’t WWI, pooping is not a male bonding activity!
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Oct 1, 2021 11:48
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Pound Cake (cat). Please stop walking on top of my face while I am sleeping to get where you want to go.
nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Oct 13, 2021 |
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Oct 13, 2021 11:34
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Darling cat, I love you, but please, please stop stepping in your poop and then walking around leaving poopy prints everywhere. Just bury it like a normal cat and walk away.
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Oct 16, 2021 20:32
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God I had a cat that would throw all the litter out of the box, poop and all. Then if I didn't get to the litter on the floor quick enough the other cat would piss and poo poo on the floor litter.
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Oct 17, 2021 22:53
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Mittens and Donna: I just want to say I love how adaptable you two are. I hear about people having to slowly introduce their cats to new litter brands yet I can drive you two across the country and leave you with a completely different litter box and you have no issues with it. 
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Oct 18, 2021 01:34
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Chip: A Journey    
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Oct 22, 2021 19:18
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Everything evolves into crabs
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Oct 22, 2021 19:24
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Mittens why do you run to sit on the cutting board every time I pull out a knife  ?
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Oct 29, 2021 01:12
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ThingOne posted:Mittens why do you run to sit on the cutting board every time I pull out a knife I have a theory that cats understand when you're giving something attention and they hate that it isn't them. STOP PETTING THIS RECTANGLE AND PET ME!
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Oct 29, 2021 11:56
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My theory is that we as humans subconsciously look at our current household task a lot before we start it so a cat starts following your eyes the more focus you put on something and then decides to go sit down on whatever you’re paying attention to so that you have to feed them or pick them up and snuggle their buns
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Oct 29, 2021 14:26
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Beau, you dumb rear end in a top hat 5pm is feeding time, just because I'm working from home that doesn't make 2pm into feeding time, even though I fed you at 4pm that one time. I know you are a rescue and maybe things were different at your old house with food whenever you want it, but you've lived here for 2 years and should know the score. I know you are 13 years old, and very fat, and yes, you have limited time left to enjoy what meals you can and old habits die hard But 5pm is feeding time, regardless of your yelling Also stop hissing at the large bag of cat food, that's a photo, not another cat coming to steal your food 
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Nov 2, 2021 23:14
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Skunk was outside. Window was open. Stella crashed through the window screen to say hello and it turned her into a terminator.  An hour later, the living room reeks and she has learned no lesson. 
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Thank you Taco, for finding the loudest, jingliest balls and toys to play with all over the (tiled floor) house at 0345. The bell on your collar not being enough, clearly a plastic ball with a bell inside it skipping across the floor was exactly what MrsYenko and I needed in the wee hours. It’s nice of you to think of others you lovely little house tiger. 
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