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RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

a helpful bear posted:

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area

Arrrrrrr, tis a livin', that it be

# ? Mar 10, 2021 21:50

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:08

Manifisto

a helpful bear posted:

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area

"arr," he said, "it drives me nuts! sails. it sails me nuts. does that even work though? nuts for sale. arr, me nuts for sale!" he pauses for a while and then says, skeptically, "I guess"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 10, 2021 22:01

manero

I'm Rick Steves, until next time, smell ya later!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 03:50

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Not a joke so much as a question. How do I get the ol' juices flowing?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 10:33

more falafel please: forums poster

Prurient Squid posted:

Not a joke so much as a question. How do I get the ol' juices flowing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1DZ2k31w8

always does it for me

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 10:51

Dip Viscous

an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question

# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:15

Trying

Dip Viscous posted:

an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question

small parasite bird whose only purpose is to append an "m"

# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:22

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Darth Pokemon

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:01

biosterous

Dip Viscous posted:

an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question

Royal Updog posted:

small parasite bird whose only purpose is to append an "m"

"whym?"

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he/him

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:05

Prof. Crocodile

biosterous posted:

"whym?"

mods pls change my name to whym

# ? Mar 13, 2021 03:43

manero

whomst owl

# ? Mar 13, 2021 04:25

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

the hamster said 'leave it to me' and then...

# ? Mar 13, 2021 13:46

google THIS

manero posted:

whomst owl

You can attract them with a bird whilst

# ? Mar 13, 2021 15:59

biosterous

google THIS posted:

You can attract them with a bird whilst

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 14, 2021 04:12

Dip Viscous

The Deadest Ninja 3: Extremely Dead As poo poo

# ? Mar 15, 2021 22:22

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Congratulations sir you just won a lifetime supply of bread!!!

[Caption in Impact font] A BREADWINNER

# ? Mar 16, 2021 08:47

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a convicted murderer in prison hoping that netflix or a podcast makes a documentary about his crimes but not trying to sound desperate

# ? Mar 22, 2021 17:05

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A board game about the military industrial complex called Monopoly Of Violence.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:09

Finger Prince

Prurient Squid posted:

A board game about the military industrial complex called Monopoly Of Violence.

Advance to the nearest Procurement Contract. If unowned, you may submit a single bidder proposal.

Oh no, you landed on Lockheed-Martin, and it's got two stealth bombers on it!

Kickbacks in your favour! Collect $$$

You have won second prize in a logistics bid, collect $$$

Presidential Pardon (instead of get out of jail free)

Etc, etc...

# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:48

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the old norse mythology promises warriors who die in battle an eternity in valhalla

which basically consists of free lodgings and food

this being such a charmingly underwhelming iron-age paradise makes me wonder about other bargain religions

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# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

they say that if you die on the job in retail, you will live in endless peace with rent cut in half, as well as your step dad not being such a jerk

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# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:35

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

if amazon warehouse workers apply themselves enough, the gods will grant them an afterlife with no unpaid overtime

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# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:37

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

A gardener killed by his own pruning shears shall spend eternity in a nice garden shed with endless tea/coffee supplied by kindly grandma's.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:42

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What if the human race one day just got bored with tits and rear end and then just wondered why everybody cared so much?

# ? Mar 27, 2021 14:53

ChubbyChecker

Nosfereefer posted:

they say that if you die on the job in retail, you will live in endless peace with rent cut in half, as well as your step dad not being such a jerk

wouldn't that send him to walmarthalla where he fights endless karens

# ? Mar 27, 2021 14:58

Yinlock

a visionary high-concept director directs a cheap porno

"i want you to really explore the taint with the camera"

# ? Mar 28, 2021 08:53

Jestery: Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Liminal-space.jav

# ? Mar 28, 2021 10:12

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

I have to poop but I dont want to get out of bed

that's the poo poo that keeps me up at night

# ? Mar 28, 2021 18:26

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i have no rectum an d i must fart

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Rectum? drat near killed him!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:38

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prurient Squid posted:

Rectum? drat near killed him!

rectum? i meant to say rear end in a top hat

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 22:19

xcheopis

RickRogers posted:

A gardener killed by his own pruning shears shall spend eternity in a nice garden shed with endless tea/coffee supplied by kindly grandma's.

Those shears were tired of all the cutting remarks.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:06

bird.

acting detached and above it all on discord as i talk about going to the vintage IRC store

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:52

take the moon: by sebmojo

shootout at the jk corral, with novelty flag guns

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:32

Prof. Crocodile

take the moon posted:

shootout at the jk corral, with novelty flag guns

I dare you to knock this fake dog doo off my shoulder.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:54

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

coexist bumper sticker but instead of religious symbols and stuff it's made of something awful gang tags

# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:55

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

a man condemned for not paying overdue gym fees to run on a giant banana peel treadmill for eternity while Yakety Sax plays

# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:34

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

french supervillian named francois du trois whose schemes keep getting sidetracked because everybody is making fun of his name

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:36

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I once drew a picture of a guy called monsiur detante as an elephant with a goatee and an overcoat and bowler hat. Maybe they could be friends?

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:02

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:08

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

french supervillian named francois du trois whose schemes keep getting sidetracked because everybody is making fun of his name

cops never bother looking him up in the system because they assume it's a psuedonym

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:04

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