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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

womb with a view posted:

Please Abbeycourt I'm dying here

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Okay, I laughed :allears:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017





Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Lemon posted:

that skeleton looks so grumpy about being dug up

He used to be a pirate. You can tell because of his skull and cross bones.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Flint_Paper posted:

He used to be a pirate. You can tell because of his skull and cross bones.
:pirate:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Ziv Zulander posted:



Everybody get ready, we're starting a new story arc here. It's time to meet Gary's family.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What loving state lets a 6 year old get a driving license?

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


People who hate pineapple on pizza are insufferable; just let people eat the food they like

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
it's just americans

You know, the guys who will deepfry butter and stuff it down their gullet

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


An oven grilled pineapple sounds just great actually. It just has nothing to do with pizza.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Collapsing Farts posted:

it's just americans

You know, the guys who will deepfry butter and stuff it down their gullet

Oh yeah let's get in on that high quality european style pizza that exists literally anywhere.

Snake Maze
Jul 13, 2016

3.85 Billion years ago
  • Having seen the explosion on the moon, the Devil comes to Venus
They had the pizza right there so obviously they planned this out ahead of time and the reporter is just doing a bit

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
We have kebab on pizza here

I'm pretty sure we've had everything on pizza

it's just dough with toppings. Pizza purists are clowns

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

ikanreed posted:

Oh yeah let's get in on that high quality european style pizza that exists literally anywhere.

Pineapple on pizza is pretty much everywhere too. It's just Americans that are weird about it.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I'm jealous of places where corn is a common pizza topping that poo poo sounds delicious. Pineapple on pizza isn't for me because I don't like that taste or texture combo, but the only time I take issue with it is when there's a group pizza decision happening and I'm forced to sacrifice a variety of options. I like a bunch of slice choices so I can enjoy multiple yummy pizza flavors, dammit!

Anyway, the pineapple slice in that comic is so thicc that it is no longer pizza with pineapple on top, but pineapple with pizza seasoning.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't be jealous, sweet corn is the most boring condiment and it adds absolutely nothing to the pizza.
Pineapple I could see working with some spicy chicken or something.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Pineapple on pizza usually sucks because it's just a chunk of pineapple that no one did anything with

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Skwirl posted:

What loving state lets a 6 year old get a driving license?

Snoopy got the license. He already has his pilot's license so the driving test was pretty easy for him.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.





Source

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Almost 100 years later and people are still horny for monsters.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
H'm...

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Push El Burrito posted:

Almost 100 years later and people are still horny for monsters.

Not in my experience :smith:

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
*hot monsters

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Always a loving catch

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

Typos make great comic ideas am I right

I have had a headache all day. That is why I drew this comic. Where does reality end and fiction begin???

Dear Pen Pal, how are you? Well I have to go; I need to leave room for my elaborate signature.

Look, friend! I even brought you most of this pretzel that I didn't like

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


womb with a view posted:

Please Abbeycourt I'm dying here

https://twitter.com/ShadowPowerup/status/1370433797070581764

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

frankenfreak posted:

children love the meat tankie

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



frankenfreak posted:

children love the meat tankie

:haw:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009




:five:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
He's involved in some dubious ventures.

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
I checked the comments on gocomics to see if heathcliff is getting the same hate a new nancy, and not really, this was all I saw on new comics:

Guybrush Threepwood posted:

Gately is the only one who laughs at those jokes, after all.What happened to Heatcliff? I loved it as a kid, even named my cat Heatcloiff, which is the only reason I still follow this strip here, and it’s not rose tinted glasses since I’ve re-read them recently. And those old strips are great fun. Now it’s just “Heatcliff doing random things” that are NOT funny NOR smart NOR witty. It’s heartbreaking.
What is actually going on is the gocomics comments is even weirder: people competing to write alt text style jokes to go with the comics.

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
My son is also named Heatcloiff

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