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Sagebrush posted:nah it comes with a virus that dissolves your old retinas and grows new ones in their place. and it'll only cost ya 20 menthol kools
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Mar 17, 2021 09:23
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spankmeister posted:But that's because they contain the machinery to process food and grow themselves. Viruses don't, they are obligate parasites. Virus particles are their "seeds" but are quite different. oh good grief you're not being attacked, it's just that people make similar arguments about humans as machinery and expect to be taken seriously but to your question about nonlife: i wasn't an evolutionary biologist but it's not unreasonable to think that og viruses may have at one point been possessed of a prototypical cell or some other similar, self-regulating environment but lost it over time, maybe as the nucleic acids within were transferred to another cell
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Roosevelt posted:you live in a hole in the ground that has a sauna and a pet reindeer idk I live above the ground and have no sauna or pet reindeer his thing sounds better
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mediaphage posted:may have been alive once before, but dropped back into non-life. i can relate to this
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my stepdads beer posted:idk I live above the ground and have no sauna or pet reindeer his thing sounds better i always wanted an underground house but it seems hard to make ones that dont leak Midjack posted:i can relate to this so same
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Mar 17, 2021 09:56
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just live somewhere dry and you don't need to worry about it leaking water, just radon gas
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we are moving to a smaller office as the boss, who was super anti work from home, has realised everyone did as much work or more during covid. hell yeah. more lunch options.
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Mar 17, 2021 09:58
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fart simpson posted:hmm. i don’t know op sorry. all of those questions are outside of my expertise what kind of software engineer are you
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Mar 17, 2021 17:58
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replaced a busted part on my camera (that i broke in the first place). only ended up with three parts left over and i only got shocked by the capacitor once. camera even works (for now!)
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Mar 17, 2021 18:31
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hell yeah, grats i had to demagnetize a solenoid in my really nice dslr a while back and it was really cool and fun but also harrowing because i was pretty sure i was going to break everything
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Mar 17, 2021 20:19
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i love fixing things. it makes me happier than probably anything else yesterday i fixed my shower door so it doesn't squeak or leak water from the bottom or make me worry that it's going to explode from misalignment when i move it around. nice. glass shower doors still loving suck though and idk why they exist
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Mar 17, 2021 20:44
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It's so you can press ur titties against them op. can't do that with a shower curtain
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Mar 17, 2021 20:46
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PokeJoe posted:It's so you can press ur titties against them op. can't do that with a shower curtain pfft just do this with your picture window while your partner walks from her car to the front door
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PokeJoe posted:It's so you can press ur titties against them op. can't do that with a shower curtain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXq6VGjUEDc it's from the kentucky fried movie
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Mar 17, 2021 20:49
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Sagebrush posted:i love fixing things. it makes me happier than probably anything else glass shower doors, particularly modern frameless and semi-frameless, are nice and easy to clean whoever invented these can go to hell though:  designer: "what if a shower door that didn't keep the water in, cold air out or do anything that a shower door is supposed to do?" architect: "brilliant! we'll take 1000 for our new hotel!"
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Mar 17, 2021 21:08
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wet room style walk-in showers loving slap but only rich people have room for one (not to be confused with euro style wet rooms which are similar but much smaller)
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Mar 17, 2021 21:22
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I fixed my truck today! Turns out it was a battery problem after all and might need a new one soonish. Easy fix and just a matter of charging and reinstalling it but dang it I fixed a truck today, feelin’ manly as heck. Heck!!
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Mar 17, 2021 21:29
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Cold on a Cob posted:wet room style walk-in showers loving slap but only rich people have room for one i had one of those in my apartment in china. it had an electric outlet inside on the far wall and if you pointed the shower head all the way up it would spray on it.
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Mar 17, 2021 21:32
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Sagebrush posted:i had one of those in my apartment in china. it had an electric outlet inside on the far wall and if you pointed the shower head all the way up it would spray on it. i got to try one in a house in mexico that my employers owned for visiting employees to stay in. it was bigger than my apartment bedroom at the time, lol
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Mar 17, 2021 21:37
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found out the toilet in the master at my new house has a bidet nozzle thing. joining the club 
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Mar 17, 2021 21:39
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every room is a wet room if you're sweaty enough
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Mar 17, 2021 21:40
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:found out the toilet in the master at my new house has a bidet nozzle thing. joining the club We bought an integrated one for Christmas it's pretty cool.
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Mar 17, 2021 21:50
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Tired: bidet integrated into you're bog Wired: bidet integrated into you're bum
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Mar 17, 2021 21:52
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It has motion sensors so when you open the water closet door the seat opens and when you're done you just get up and walk away and it with flush in a few seconds. It's pretty cool except I'm afraid of getting into a habit of just walking away from toilets so I flush it anyways.
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Corla Plankun posted:hell yeah, grats woah. how’d it get magnetized in the first place? never heard of that happening to a camera before.
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tk posted:It has motion sensors so when you open the water closet door the seat opens and when you're done you just get up and walk away and it with flush in a few seconds. Just get up and walk away while putting sunglasses on, that's how I roll
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tk posted:It has motion sensors so when you open the water closet door the seat opens and when you're done you just get up and walk away and it with flush in a few seconds. what luxury
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Sagebrush posted:i love fixing things. it makes me happier than probably anything else the frames *always* leak and get crusty bits on them even when new. it's ridiculous.
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got pfizer 5g jab number one, I think specifically because I was nice on the phone when the walgreens reservation system melted down
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qirex posted:got pfizer 5g jab number one, I think specifically because I was nice on the phone when the walgreens reservation system melted down Has it gotten annoying hearing Bill Gates droning on in the back of your mind about kneeling before the new world order yet? I get pretty irritated by repetitive noises so it's the thing I'm most worried about.
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shoeberto posted:Has it gotten annoying hearing Bill Gates droning on in the back of your mind about kneeling before the new world order yet? I get pretty irritated by repetitive noises so it's the thing I'm most worried about. my hearing damage drowns most of it out, thanks tinnitus!
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The_Franz posted:glass shower doors, particularly modern frameless and semi-frameless, are nice and easy to clean I have a cast iron tub from 1893 with a wrap around curtain, OP.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I have a cast iron tub from 1893 with a wrap around curtain, OP. How often do you season it?
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I want a nice old claw foot tub at some point. The logistics of getting one into the bathroom sound fraught though.
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good rear end acoustics on the claw foots
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Yeah acoustics are important when your literally wallowing in your own poo poo.
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yeah they are jerry. you wouldn't want your farts to be heard at anything less than their best
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