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Andy Dufresne posted:My company accidentally hosted a happy hour at a brestaurant once. Our founder/CTO loves beer and picked a place called Third Base about a mile from our office and next to the Rangers' AA ballpark with a good beer selection and patio. Third base was in fact a double entendre. Iirc third base is a blowie, right?
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I went to Tein Peaks with a friend once. Neither of us were aware it wasn’t just a sports bar, and after a few minutes I figured it out and asked the waitress “Oh, so this is like Hooters?” And she got mad at me.
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Mar 18, 2021 00:34
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FMguru posted:Hooters (and similar "breastaurants" like Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilt) basically serve as strip clubs for people who can't go to strip clubs. PG-13 suburban mall versions of strip clubs that you can go to and not get in trouble with your wife or your job or your church. There's an intersection in my town that has a Hooters across the street from a Twin Peaks which is itself across the street from a strip club. It's mind-boggling that all of them are (apparently) sustainable a stone's throw from each other.
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Mar 18, 2021 01:07
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:There's an intersection in my town that has a Hooters across the street from a Twin Peaks which is itself across the street from a strip club. It's mind-boggling that all of them are (apparently) sustainable a stone's throw from each other. Finally, a place to host an incel pub crawl.
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Mar 18, 2021 02:56
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:There's an intersection in my town that has a Hooters across the street from a Twin Peaks which is itself across the street from a strip club. It's mind-boggling that all of them are (apparently) sustainable a stone's throw from each other. There are many strip clubs right next to each other in my city’s downtown. Clubs too. Sex and alcohol sells very well. Oh and a pizza shop too.
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Mar 18, 2021 03:29
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I watched an episode of that contrived show Undercover Boss with the CEO of Tilted Kilt. He was shocked, shocked to find out his servers/bartenders were being harassed. Edit: just tried to find the episode and forgot that he blamed one of the waitresses for going too far with the patrons and not being classy enough. gently caress that guy. tomapot fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 18, 2021 |
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Mar 18, 2021 04:18
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Residency Evil posted:Iirc third base is a blowie, right? Have the standards slipped again ? First Base: hands above waist and over clothes Second Base: hands above waist and under clothes, below waist over clothes. Light frottage. Third base: Partial nudity. Hands below waist, under clothes. Anything with underwear on okay. Oral sex, or more, is home plate.
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Mar 18, 2021 04:38
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Can't find it, but there was a frontpage article that said something to the effect of the bases being Hobbit + LOTR books. I personally learned it as french, feel, finger, and gently caress. Thanks, AOL 90s chat rooms!
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Mar 18, 2021 04:59
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To me it’s always like playing hockey: I’m not really sure what I’m doing and there’s a lot of other guys there who I don’t know.
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Mar 18, 2021 05:58
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I hadn't heard of Beeple until this NFT stuff. Is he just the opposite of Banksy? A Wabanksy?
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Mar 18, 2021 06:19
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Like Banksy, but with bitcoins.
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Mar 18, 2021 06:31
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tomapot posted:I watched an episode of that contrived show Undercover Boss with the CEO of Tilted Kilt. He was shocked, shocked to find out his servers/bartenders were being harassed. In that same episode, during the part where he reveals his identity to the employees and is supposed to make their dreams come true (they usually get some cash or a solution to whatever problem they were complaining about, like their car or roof), he fires one girl and tells the other that he will buy her a boob job if she does the restaurant's social media for 6 months.
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Mar 18, 2021 06:50
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my mother once took me, at the time a 13 year old boy, to hooters, because she said she loved their wings. I don't know if that's true or if she thought she was doing me a favor or what but it was tremendously awkward
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Mar 18, 2021 09:05
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Overwatch Porn posted:my mother once took me, at the time a 13 year old boy, to hooters, because she said she loved their wings. I don't know if that's true or if she thought she was doing me a favor or what but it was tremendously awkward She was running a little test. Did you pass? Residency Evil fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Mar 18, 2021 |
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Mar 18, 2021 09:20
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Overwatch Porn posted:my mother once took me, at the time a 13 year old boy, to hooters, because she said she loved their wings. I don't know if that's true or if she thought she was doing me a favor or what but it was tremendously awkward My stepmom insisted hooters had the best wings in town and thus we'd have multiple family dinner nights there.
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Mar 18, 2021 11:47
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Residency Evil posted:She was running a little test. Did you pass? Mom gay, so what?
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Mar 18, 2021 12:02
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My dad would buy the Hooters wing sauce from the store and make the wings at home. Like, you could (and I think still can?) buy a jar of the sauce at the grocery store. I remember liking them as a kid, so I guess I'd believe "best wings in town," but I'd chalk that up to being a kid and not knowing any better. To this day I have no idea if he was a regular patron or not. I have to assume he's been there at least once to develop a taste for the wings, and it wouldn't surprise me if it was an occasional "lunch with co-workers" thing because 90s, but I dunno.
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Mar 18, 2021 12:14
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Buffalo Wild Wings stopped serving bourbon honey mustard sauce and im salty
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Mar 18, 2021 12:32
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I'm going to say that no, the chain restaurant didn't have "the best wings in town"
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Mar 18, 2021 13:42
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Fame Douglas posted:I'm going to say that no, the chain restaurant didn't have "the best wings in town" Bad Wing Munching: the chain restaurant didn't have "the best wings in town"
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Mar 18, 2021 13:52
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Fame Douglas posted:I'm going to say that no, the chain restaurant didn't have "the best wings in town" I envy you and your lack of experience in soul crushing, corporatized suburbia.
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Mar 18, 2021 14:33
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Fame Douglas posted:I'm going to say that no, the chain restaurant didn't have "the best wings in town" Love me a leg quarter combo with the wedges and a cherry coke.
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Mar 18, 2021 14:45
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Dik Hz posted:I love living in the land of fried chicken, where every little podunk gas station has a deep fryer and sells amazing wings. Those places sustained me during grad school. Throw some chicken on a stick in there for good measure.
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Mar 18, 2021 14:55
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Fame Douglas posted:I'm going to say that no, the chain restaurant didn't have "the best wings in town" Sounds like you haven't had enough disappointing wings in your life. There's way too many places where Hooters and BWW are top contenders.
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Mar 18, 2021 14:57
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Jesus In A Can posted:Those places sustained me during grad school. Throw some chicken on a stick in there for good measure.
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Mar 18, 2021 15:20
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Alan Smithee posted:Mom gay, so what? I dunno ask his mom.
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Mar 18, 2021 15:30
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Dik Hz posted:I love living in the land of fried chicken, where every little podunk gas station has a deep fryer and sells amazing wings. aren't you in NC? wheres the cheerwine loyalty
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Mar 18, 2021 16:09
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:aren't you in NC? wheres the cheerwine loyalty
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Mar 18, 2021 16:11
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drat I miss Cheerwine
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Mar 18, 2021 16:23
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not gonna lie i personally think Cheerwine sucks but I do stan for completely unclear reasons
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Mar 18, 2021 16:36
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Cheerwine is really, really tasty. But I've had it maybe a half dozen times in the 15 years I've lived here.
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Mar 18, 2021 16:37
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I've only tried cheerwine once or twice since I moved to the state, never understood the appeal, but it's been a while so maybe I should try it again. Lots of places love to use it in recipes though. More than one place I've eaten has cheerwine bbq.
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Mar 18, 2021 16:52
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It's surprisingly easy to get Cheerwine in Chicago, they have it at like the Jewel near me. It's good stuff, but my favorite regional soda still has to be Moxie
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While I love Cheerwine, I can understand why people get turned off by its sweetness. What I will never understand is when people compare it to Dr. Pepper - the two taste nothing alike to me.
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Mar 18, 2021 17:15
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MildShow posted:While I love Cheerwine, I can understand why people get turned off by its sweetness. What I will never understand is when people compare it to Dr. Pepper - the two taste nothing alike to me. Mr. Pibb supremacy.
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Andy Dufresne posted:My company accidentally hosted a happy hour at a brestaurant once. Our founder/CTO loves beer and picked a place called Third Base about a mile from our office and next to the Rangers' AA ballpark with a good beer selection and patio. Third base was in fact a double entendre. This is messing with my head. Because the Third Base places in Austin are straight up sports bars. Saturdays all the college games you can handle, Sunday all the NFL, and if you find the right location (which closed, bastards) you can see the Dallas Stars. Large, loud, dark and dingy. It is so far from breastaurant that the waitress was talking to one of the regulars and the discussion was about someone's brother and their umpteenth time in jail for a laundry list of poo poo. Looking it up, there's a 3rd Base and a Third Base?
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Mar 18, 2021 18:17
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Ale-8-One is my regional soda jam. The only ginger ale I've actually enjoyed the flavor of.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:22
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topenga posted:Looking it up, there's a 3rd Base and a Third Base? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYp28tEAVvs
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Mar 18, 2021 18:25
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topenga posted:This is messing with my head. Because the Third Base places in Austin are straight up sports bars. Saturdays all the college games you can handle, Sunday all the NFL, and if you find the right location (which closed, bastards) you can see the Dallas Stars. Large, loud, dark and dingy. It is so far from breastaurant that the waitress was talking to one of the regulars and the discussion was about someone's brother and their umpteenth time in jail for a laundry list of poo poo. I actually just looked it up and it has been renamed to Wild Pitch. Still a breastaurant. NSFW website with self explanatory pictures: https://www.wildpitchsportsbar.com/gallery-frisco
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cheerwine is absurdly sweet I live in Faygo / Vernors country now.
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