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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Desert Bus posted:

Are you suggesting that there IS a downside to being high on morphine forever?
Constipation.

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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Zetsubou-san posted:

the idiots are the Australian Classification Board

https://twitter.com/PressStartAU/status/1372799294667780102

lmao this country is terminally stupid

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Cardiovorax posted:

Constipation.

Sounds like a load of poo poo to me.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Desert Bus posted:

Sounds like a load of poo poo to me.
You have no idea. :v:

But yeah, there's a funny little historical anecdote to that: as dumb as it sounds, one of the most common (but also least well-known) side effects of opiates really is that they do terrible things to your digestion. I read once that it wasn't uncommon for opium dens to sell laxatives on the side, because yeah, you were gonna need them. Like really need them.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Cardiovorax posted:

You have no idea. :v:

But yeah, there's a funny little historical anecdote to that: as dumb as it sounds, one of the most common (but also least well-known) side effects of opiates really is that they do terrible things to your digestion. I read once that it wasn't uncommon for opium dens to sell laxatives on the side, because yeah, you were gonna need them. Like really need them.

Oh yeah I spent literal years eating massive doses of morphine all day every day. I found that you can offset the giant brick of poop stuck in your body by just replacing food with more morphine. YMMV

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Chronic pain, I'm guessing? Sorry to hear it, that poo poo sucks.

...goddammit, I didn't even notice what I just did there until I was done typing it.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Cardiovorax posted:

Chronic pain, I'm guessing? Sorry to hear it, that poo poo sucks.

...goddammit, I didn't even notice what I just did there until I was done typing it.

Yeppers! hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. It actually causes you to be hypersensitive to pain. You dislocate a joint and it's awful, I do it a dozen times a day and it feels worse. Also lol on the unintentional poo poo pun.

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Cleretic posted:


What makes this one especially bad is... uhm, Disco Elysium is not pro-drug use.

Iirc there's a point where you meet a couple kids that explicitly do drugs (not on screen but in dialogue) and if you're truly a piece of garbage you can give the crack to the kid directly. So that's probably why Australia won't allow it to be rated because of their bizarre standards.

edit: to clarify, the game does not praise you or think highly of you for doing that or anything, but the mere presence of the act probably caused the rating.

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

what does "refuse to give it a rating" mean? can you not buy the game in australia?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
https://twitter.com/ke11ybender/status/1370117415036579841

https://twitter.com/RyanMarino/status/1371641249371979780

Go to hell, anti-vaxxers.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

ben shapino posted:

what does "refuse to give it a rating" mean? can you not buy the game in australia?

quote:

Classification is compulsory, and games refused classification by the ACB are banned for sale, hire or public exhibition, carrying a maximum fine of $275,000 and/or 10 years in jail. It is, however, legal to possess RC games (except in Western Australia and prescribed areas of the Northern Territory).

Material that is refused classification is put on the Australian Customs and Border Protection Service list of prohibited items. Any copies of such games found at the border will be seized,[3] and the recipient, depending on the number of copies being imported, may receive up to A$110,000 in fines.[4]
Christ, that's insane.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Cardiovorax posted:

You have no idea. :v:

But yeah, there's a funny little historical anecdote to that: as dumb as it sounds, one of the most common (but also least well-known) side effects of opiates really is that they do terrible things to your digestion. I read once that it wasn't uncommon for opium dens to sell laxatives on the side, because yeah, you were gonna need them. Like really need them.

Don’t forget the infamous scene from Trainspotting

“Heroin makes you constipated - I was off heroin, so I wasn’t constipated anymore...”

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
E: bad post

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Cardiovorax posted:

Christ, that's insane.

It is. But digital-only games are a little weirder, and I think can get away with not getting a rating because of lacking a physical retail presence. Far as I know the original release of Disco Elysium has no rating and there's no issues with that, but the fact the Final Cut is getting a physical release means it needed classification.

It's also thrown a wrench in the works of the developers' plan to give all previous owners the Final Cut as an upgrade. Because while they can sell the (umrated) original game, they can't distribute the Refused Classification updated version.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

letthereberock posted:

Don’t forget the infamous scene from Trainspotting

“Heroin makes you constipated - I was off heroin, so I wasn’t constipated anymore...”

Maybe I've just spent too much time dealing with medical issues but like, generic Immodium is pretty cheap. If you can scrounge up enough cash to pay for a heroin addiction but can't find the 5bux or whatever for a box of that when you stop eating opioids all the time, that's on you. Pick up some generic Benadryl too and you get to do withdrawals on easy mode.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Cleretic posted:

It is. But digital-only games are a little weirder, and I think can get away with not getting a rating because of lacking a physical retail presence.

Don't Microsoft and Sony require games to be rated before they can be sold on their digital stores? So refusing classification means it can't even be bought digitally on consoles

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Róisín isn't the idiot.

https://twitter.com/Roisin_McNally/status/1372869854085136385

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Hahahah CURVEBALL SUCKERS.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
That's a loving turn out of nowhere.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
That's the worst Scottish accent I've ever heard.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

letthereberock posted:

Don’t forget the infamous scene from Trainspotting
That long shot of Renton walking down the street is my favorite scene in the whole movie.
“The heroin from my last hit was fading away and the suppositories had yet to melt.”
*clutches stomach, groans in pain*
“I am no longer constipated.”

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Technically St. Patrick did drive all the snakes out of Ireland because the druids can turn into snakes once every short rest.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


OP not idiot. https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1372976338357788675

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Love to undermine democracy by cancelling a monarchy

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
The media and MP's have been given their 'culture war' script and are going hard.

It's gonna get so bad.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Woke lefty oliver cromwell cancelled the monarchy and christmas.

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

Well, Marge, should I whack slow or fast?

Slow, then fast.

https://youtu.be/43RID9cIEAE

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





darkwasthenight posted:

That's the worst Scottish accent I've ever heard.

Is that what that was? I was genuinely struggling to work out where the hell she was supposed to be from.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





I don't know a lot about Uk/British politics and how they relate to the monarchy in regards to which parties support the monarchy the strongest. Does the Monarchy have broad appeal amongst all parties, or do certain parties favor the monarchy more? I know that the US uses liberal in a different sense than most of the world, but if we were to make a comparison, would the "conservative" british party or the "leftist" british party be more aligned with the monarchy?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I'd say there's more of a conservative/monarchist crossover, but isn't likely to be 100%.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Pookah posted:

Is that what that was? I was genuinely struggling to work out where the hell she was supposed to be from.

No. Its an attempt at an Irish accent. Because St Patrick's Day is an Irish holiday with nothing to do with Scotland.

EL BROMANCE posted:

I'd say there's more of a conservative/monarchist crossover, but isn't likely to be 100%.

Yeah, no party I'm aware of has an anti-monarchy stance, definitely not the mainstream handful.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I don't know a lot about Uk/British politics and how they relate to the monarchy in regards to which parties support the monarchy the strongest. Does the Monarchy have broad appeal amongst all parties, or do certain parties favor the monarchy more? I know that the US uses liberal in a different sense than most of the world, but if we were to make a comparison, would the "conservative" british party or the "leftist" british party be more aligned with the monarchy?

If they buy a "news" paper with boobs in it they probably support the monarchy.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1373007274390786049

"People are mean to me when I pontificate ignorance, and that is somehow Twitter's fault!"

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Disco Pope posted:

No. Its an attempt at an Irish accent. Because St Patrick's Day is an Irish holiday with nothing to do with Scotland.


Yeah, no party I'm aware of has an anti-monarchy stance, definitely not the mainstream handful.

Holy poo poo, really??? I am irish and I was not making some tiresome exaggerated 'that accent is dogshit thing' at all. She sounds scots but kinda hosed up. Not even slightly irish. If you want to hear a non irish person do an irish accent well, look at Steve Coogan. He super gets it. He does accents so regional you can tell which parish he's mocking. His mimicry of a weird hill farmer is insanely accurate. Steve is about 50% irish anyway, so he gets all the insanity.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Pookah posted:

Holy poo poo, really??? I am irish and I was not making some tiresome exaggerated 'that accent is dogshit thing' at all. She sounds scots but kinda hosed up. Not even slightly irish. If you want to hear a non irish person do an irish accent well, look at Steve Coogan. He super gets it. He does accents so regional you can tell which parish he's mocking. His mimicry of a weird hill farmer is insanely accurate. Steve is about 50% irish anyway, so he gets all the insanity.

Sorry, if I came across a bit spicy! Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be an Irish accent, or quite possibly, she can't tell the difference.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

You know how some neonazi groups do that thing where they idolize ancient Germanic cultures and languages and they (badly) appropriate the language/vocabulary and completely make up poo poo about their traditions and histories and stuff to give them a mythological air?

I get that vibe from that video, except Celtic idolatry.

See also: this poo poo from the replies to that video:
https://twitter.com/bellaofgenovia/status/1372178139355439104

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I don't know a lot about Uk/British politics and how they relate to the monarchy in regards to which parties support the monarchy the strongest. Does the Monarchy have broad appeal amongst all parties, or do certain parties favor the monarchy more? I know that the US uses liberal in a different sense than most of the world, but if we were to make a comparison, would the "conservative" british party or the "leftist" british party be more aligned with the monarchy?

The origins of the Conservative Party are in Toryism, a political movement that first emerged in the 17th century. The first Tories were people in Ireland who supported Charles II against Oliver Cromwell. The movement evolved after the interregnum (prompted by supporting James II's claim to the throne when others wanted to get rid of him for being Catholic) to describe a more general ideology, but Tories were still very strongly monarchist. Their motto was "God, Queen, and Country" and they opposed liberalising reforms. The opposing Whigs were not exactly anti-monarchy, but they wanted to strengthen parliamentary democracy and have more of a constitutional monarchy. Eventually both these groups had an official party and they changed their names to the Conservative and Liberal parties in the 19th century. These days of course there are a lot of people in these parties who are quite different, like people in the Conservative Party who are basically libertarians. But that's the history and heritage of the party.

The Labour Party was formed by trade union leaders around the turn of the 20th century, and it's had a lot more individual anti-monarchists in it over the years because many members were some flavour of socialist until Blair moved the party to the right. But the other posters are right, even in the Labour Party it's always been more mainstream to support constitutional monarchy. All of the major parties know that it would be seen as radical and foolish by the average person to propose abolishing the monarchy (even if they don't really care about the family, people tend to think they are good for British identity and the economy). Recently we had Corbyn leading Labour and he was pilloried in the press due to supporting a bill introduced by another leftist to abolish the monarchy about 25 years before he became opposition leader. Even though while he was leader he claimed he didn't want to abolish it any more and only might 'scale back' it's influence in the wake of the Prince Andrew scandal. He probably had no idea in the 80s and 90s he would be anywhere near the leadership- he was a backbencher for so long he felt free to voice his actual opinions. Someone who was leader at the time wouldn't say it unless the Overton Window had already moved sharply to the left.

TL;DR: Technically the Conservative Party is the traditional party of being pro-monarchist, and rabid fans of the monarchy seem to mostly vote for them, but there isn't a mainstream anti-monarchist party.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Thank you, Lori

https://twitter.com/orlandosuazojr/status/1372908959380746248

https://twitter.com/LoriWolfHeffner/status/1372917740776873984

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Man, the Brotherhood of Steel really lost its way.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mak0rz posted:

You know how some neonazi groups do that thing where they idolize ancient Germanic cultures and languages and they (badly) appropriate the language/vocabulary and completely make up poo poo about their traditions and histories and stuff to give them a mythological air?

I get that vibe from that video, except Celtic idolatry.

See also: this poo poo from the replies to that video:
https://twitter.com/bellaofgenovia/status/1372178139355439104

Call Me Kevin taught me all Irish Tik Toks are about farming.

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