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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Aardvark! posted:

Idea for next page: Forums Horoscopes

hmmmm says here that today you will either poo poo or cum, but definitely not both

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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

yesterday a drug dealer gave me a lighter with his number on it
how do i know if this guy is a cop

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I'm getting a poster whose name has an L in it. Any posters with an L out there? No? Maybe I'm seeing.. an E?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Aardvark! posted:

I'm getting a poster whose name has an L in it. Any posters with an L out there? No? Maybe I'm seeing.. an E?

:tipshat:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Ive got an E

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Aardvark! posted:

I'm getting a poster whose name has an L in it. Any posters with an L out there? No? Maybe I'm seeing.. an E?

well that post is one big L does that count

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

fridge corn posted:

Ive got an E.. rection

:hmmyes:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Beware of avatars facing to the left. You are in danger of being trolled!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Aries: you’re gay
Gemini: you’re gay
Taurus: you’re gay
Sagittarius: you’re gay
Scorpio: you’re gay
Aquarius: you’re gay
Capricorn: you’re gay
Leo: super gay
Pisces: you’re gay
Virgo: gay virgin 4 life
Cancer: :rip:
Libra: I’m gay

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The only anime I've ever watched is as few episodes of Pokémon around 1998.

I am still, however, a virgin.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Aries: you’re gay
Gemini: you’re gay
Taurus: you’re gay
Sagittarius: you’re gay
Scorpio: you’re gay
Aquarius: you’re gay
Capricorn: you’re gay
Leo: super gay
Pisces: you’re gay
Virgo: gay virgin 4 life
Cancer: :rip:
Libra: I’m gay

So if I'm a libra then you're gay?

in that case, checkmate :smuggo:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Aardvark! posted:

I started watching this yesterday and finished season 1 in one go

It's surprisingly addictive and also shockingly dark out of nowhere, really a weird show

I stopped watching when Horriblesubs died tho

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Best star sign: Scorpio. Cool guys/ladies, wear leather jackets and hang out behind lol bar smoking cigs

Worst star sign: all the rest except for saggitarius which no-one is, it's weird but that's what the numbers say

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I had an ex girlfriend who was a sagittarius and she was an unhinged nightmare

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

sebmojo posted:

Best star sign: Scorpio. Cool guys/ladies, wear leather jackets and hang out behind lol bar smoking cigs

Worst star sign: all the rest except for saggitarius which no-one is, it's weird but that's what the numbers say

much like stu pickles i am also a libra who acknowledges the inherent superiority of the scorpio over all other star signs

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Today's lucky item report for all star signs! Be sure to have one of these items with you to ensure good luck!

Aries: handful of antibacterial gel
Taurus: soft penguin plush toy
Gemini: a person who looks just like you
Cancer: Red Lobster bib
Leo: stuff from a pool filter
Virgo: somethingawful.com forums account
Libra: cat food and dog food, in equal amounts
Scorpius: Laphroaig whisky
Saggittarruous: a better star sign
Capricorn: The Office DVD (season 14 only!)
Aquarius: like, a poo poo-ton of bitcoins
Pisces: deez nuts

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Star Signs are just a way of losers trying to excuse why they are awful people

Real smart people use Myer Briggs

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


The moon sees all, do not gently caress with the moon

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine if the guy who invented toilets was like so how do we get rid of old toilets and made a huger toilet to flush old toilets

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ratjaculation posted:

Star Signs are just a way of losers trying to excuse why they are awful people

Real smart people use Myer Briggs

You would say that, at your check in your test results always come back "My Your Big"'s before they tell you to drop some tons, again.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

im gemini and therefore gemini is the coolest star sign
taste my shoe

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Halloween Liker posted:

Imagine if the guy who invented toilets was like so how do we get rid of old toilets and made a huger toilet to flush old toilets

What did he do about the huger toilet

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

sebmojo posted:

What did he do about the huger toilet

you're posting in it

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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sebmojo posted:

What did he do about the huger toilet

Biodegradable

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Aardvark! posted:

you're posting in it

:wth:

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah big toilet is made of quinoa or something and it feeds the town, maybe they have a toilet festival and the main food there is quinoa and they all have some in a bowl

Myabe its a quinoa festival

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Grumblepuff posted:

Today's lucky item report for all star signs! Be sure to have one of these items with you to ensure good luck!

Aries: handful of antibacterial gel
Taurus: soft penguin plush toy
Gemini: a person who looks just like you
Cancer: Red Lobster bib
Leo: stuff from a pool filter
Virgo: somethingawful.com forums account
Libra: cat food and dog food, in equal amounts
Scorpius: Laphroaig whisky
Saggittarruous: a better star sign
Capricorn: The Office DVD (season 14 only!)
Aquarius: like, a poo poo-ton of bitcoins
Pisces: deez nuts

drat, I always have dog food but no cats.

Welp, see you later guys, I’m just gonna go stand under this ladder in front of the mirror store for a while.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bigger toilet theory.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Halloween Liker posted:

Yeah big toilet is made of quinoa or something and it feeds the town, maybe they have a toilet festival and the main food there is quinoa and they all have some in a bowl

I don't think so, Tim.
___________/

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Mar 19, 2021

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Gemini is best. We are bisexual, prolific lovers with massive penises who will never commit to anything. Basically the perfect partner

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









I'm thinking 82 would be a good page for robots

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:


Virgo: gay virgin 4 life



Grumblepuff posted:

Today's lucky item report for all star signs! Be sure to have one of these items with you to ensure good luck!

Virgo: somethingawful.com forums account


gently caress yeah! I'm perfectly on track in my life

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Play posted:

Gemini is best. We are bisexual, prolific lovers with massive penises who will never commit to anything. Basically the perfect partner

that described me scarily well
i am literally all of those things except a "prolific lover" but only because im not entirely sure what that one means

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
How come no one talks about the important issues. How come no one asks why old spit cups of Copenhagen grow mold on top of the spit after a lil while but spit cups of skoal do not in the same environment

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What does my horoscope say about buying a pack of pizza rolls and eating them at midnight tonight

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

it says that we are brothers

tonight the clock will strike twelve and we will be full of pizza rolls and in my case vodka

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Hell yeah, I even have a coupon

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
90 count or larger!!!!!!

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