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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
my man looking at a sheetpan literally overflowing with pizza rolls: well i think this is enough

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't think you're supposed to eat that many pizza rolls.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I KNOW you are.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Is a pizza roll literally a tiny rolled frozen pizza?

What's the appeal here?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The most food I ever ate was 3 entire pizzas at cicis in a competition w/ a friend

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ratjaculation posted:

Is a pizza roll literally a tiny rolled frozen pizza?

What's the appeal here?

its a tiny pocket of molten cheese, marinara, and pepperoni, waiting to scar the roof of your mouth

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
What the gently caress dude, spoilers???? My life used to be an exciting mystery but now i know the turn to villainy actually is inevitable it's honestly lost a lot of its pizazz.

thanks obama

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ratjaculation posted:

Is a pizza roll literally a tiny rolled frozen pizza?

What's the appeal here?

Yea, like Aard said, think "extremely tiny, even shittier hot pocket filled with the cheapest frozen pizza topping possible".

The sole intended use for them is 7-12 year olds having sleep overs to watch movies/play video games, and thus become 'stoner food'. Not "Be enjoyed by 100-fold at once by adults" what the gently caress

e: For scale/reference to those not exposed to them, here they are in their 'native' environment. You can see the quality that's been lovingly crafted in:


Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Mar 20, 2021

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Ratjaculation posted:

Is a pizza roll literally a tiny rolled frozen pizza?

What's the appeal here?

Things I've done with pizza rolls that I wouldn't do with actual pizza:
-dip them in ranch
-coat them in chocolate
-put them in kraft mac and cheese

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



All I can say is that page 84 should be a silent page in memoriam of your toilets and bowels.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Crossposting from another current pizza chat, but I've been making my own pizzas from scratch recently due to trying to cut out dairy from a vegetarian diet and finding vegan options to all be shite

I'm an absolutely terrible cook so I was proud enough to take a photo

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ratjaculation posted:

Crossposting from another current pizza chat, but I've been making my own pizzas from scratch recently due to trying to cut out dairy from a vegetarian diet and finding vegan options to all be shite

I'm an absolutely terrible cook so I was proud enough to take a photo



Wtf is this, a real pizza on the pizza rolls page!!??

Only pics of animal byproduct grease in pockets of biomass and cellulose pls.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

It is a lovely pizza tho op.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

my man looking at a sheetpan literally overflowing with pizza rolls: well i think this is enough

He is now dead, and fat, and duck.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Ate the remnants cold this morning, don't like unfinished business

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

So are Pizza Pops giant pizza rolls or small calzones?

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
Baking trays without foil trigger me what you expect me to wash it every time I wannna use it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



its_my_birthday posted:

Baking trays without foil trigger me what you expect me to wash it every time I wannna use it

happy birthday

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
Is it even possible to wash a baking tray without getting the front of your shirt wet where it meets the counter you’d have to be a super hero or something

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Ratjaculation posted:

All I can say is that page 84 should be a silent page in memoriam of your toilets and bowels.

Yeah first thing I did when I woke up today was take a huge shid so guilty as charged

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



its_my_birthday posted:

Is it even possible to wash a baking tray without getting the front of your shirt wet where it meets the counter you’d have to be a super hero or something

happy birthday

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wow.

I'm gay AND it's your birthday.
Man.

WHAT a day.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



this thread needs posts so i'm going to post things from the closed captions to the snyder cut: [batman grunts softly]

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



[grunts softly]

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

its_my_birthday posted:

Is it even possible to wash a baking tray without getting the front of your shirt wet where it meets the counter you’d have to be a super hero or something

Yeah you put it in the dishwasher.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I saw some nice bathroom graffiti today, thought you folks might enjoy it also.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



[breathing heavily]

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



It sounds bad and I won't be watching it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Ratjaculation posted:

It sounds bad and I won't be watching it

It's unintentionally hilarious.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I saw some nice bathroom graffiti today, thought you folks might enjoy it also.



mr dink watching you dump

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That ending was dumb as gently caress. loving :lol: at that dumb movie.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Mr. Nice! posted:

That ending was dumb as gently caress. loving :lol: at that dumb movie.

you weren't blown away by joker talking about giving batman a reacharound?

thank you mr snyder for finally giving us the true comic book experience

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Tip posted:

you weren't blown away by joker talking about giving batman a reacharound?

thank you mr snyder for finally giving us the true comic book experience

We live in a society.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tip posted:

you weren't blown away by joker talking about giving batman a reacharound?

I thought not.

It isn't a story the mutant council would tell in the edited version of their meeting

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

you weren't blown away by joker talking about giving batman a reacharound?

thank you mr snyder for finally giving us the true comic book experience

Don't forget the extra, like 1 hour of slow motion scenes

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
think I might eat a slim jim. was too hungover to eat one for breakfast

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Also, I think restaurants should have to list the length of their food on the menu. How am I supposed to compare spaghetti costs without it? Or hot dogs?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I got some jack links beef sticks from the store thinking they'd taste like slim jims but no they taste way way worse and I'm thoroughly disappointed drat you jack

They crumble to mushy dust in your mouth and taste like the pressed sweepings from the floor of a slim jim factory

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

Also, I think restaurants should have to list the length of their food on the menu. How am I supposed to compare spaghetti costs without it? Or hot dogs?

they can still gently caress you on the girth

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Beef jerky is just a cow raisin.

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