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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:54 |
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oh, i get it now
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 01:20 |
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it's because he's covered in small horns, you see
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 01:21 |
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mercenarynuker posted:it's because he's covered in small horns, you see he is also angry. mad, if you will
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 01:30 |
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Yeah the armor looks super intimidating but really the design is just to keep you from finding comfortable seating, just as soon as you get off work that poo poo hits the mofuggin ground it's an absolute war crime of a company uniform.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 01:57 |
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Are the spikes on the inside, too? Might explain why the dude's so mad.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 02:28 |
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War Gods remake looking... looking like War Gods
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 02:32 |
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drat that looks so cool. Let's see what the genius suits came up with for the version they released in theaters... Wow, Skyrim movie lookin'...horny.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 03:08 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:drat that looks so cool. Let's see what the genius suits came up with for the version they released in theaters... I thought Joss Whedon did the other ones
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 03:15 |
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poo poo, I was goofing. Hollywood already ate itself, huh?
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 03:31 |
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Royal Updog posted:poo poo, I was goofing. Hollywood already ate itself, huh? Not sure what you're referring to, but Hollywood will never not take the opportunity to jack itself off.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 03:56 |
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See: the garbage movie Mank is gonna win Best Picture
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 05:38 |
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The Snyder Cut owned
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 11:48 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Not sure what you're referring to, but Hollywood will never not take the opportunity to jack itself off. Whedon was drafted from Marvel to DC to save their lovely movie. 8 billion people on this earth, but gently caress it, call the Buffy guy
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 13:15 |
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*stares at the op for a good 10-15 seconds releasing a high pitched fart with a confused look on my face. Closes the window*
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 13:51 |
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why does this transformer have a racing spoiler on his head
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:15 |
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the superfriends have to defeat their most dangerous foe yet: hostile architecture
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:16 |
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darkseid:
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:18 |
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he scraped his hand on a radioactive cheesegrater
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:20 |
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New Genesis will fear the power of the fractal that walks like a man!!
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:25 |
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luckily, the justice league was able to put the motherbox where he could never reach: a shelf above eye level
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:29 |
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okay but where are fire man, ice man, bomb man, elec man, and guts man
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 15:35 |
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that guy's hat
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 16:01 |
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You think he ever just shows up at Costco like that looking to pick up the last 2-3 things he needs to make dinner and the clerks see him walk in and like "Oh christ. Again?"
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 16:20 |
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Cease to Hope posted:okay but where are fire man, ice man, bomb man, elec man, and guts man I'm more of a legs man myself
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 16:42 |
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Royal Updog posted:Whedon was drafted from Marvel to DC to save their lovely movie. 8 billion people on this earth, but gently caress it, call the Buffy guy I love that Age of Ultron broke his brain and he felt he could use JL as a way to vindicate himself, lol
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 17:23 |
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The story Fisher told about how Whedon would constantly call Diana Natasha is the funniest poo poo
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 00:59 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 01:33 |
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It's like Zack saw Marvel's Adam X The X-Treme in the 90s and said "Nuh-Uh, I'll show them how EXTREME a blade guy SHOULD be!"
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 03:54 |
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Davros1 posted:It's like Zack saw Marvel's Adam X The X-Treme in the 90s and said "Nuh-Uh, I'll show them how EXTREME a blade guy SHOULD be!" Looks like Axl Low from Guilty Gear, except less 90s somehow
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 04:08 |
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To be fair, Whedon's Steppenwolf looks a bit more like the comic book version (the one with the helmet, not the hood). But his version is so loving blah compared to even that.
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 06:54 |
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Four hours more like bore hours
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 13:02 |
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I have no knowledge of the character but why did the movies turn him into a grey thanos man instead of dude with a goatee?
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:26 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I have no knowledge of the character but why did the movies turn him into a grey thanos man instead of dude with a goatee? Probably to make him look more like Darkseid so it's more believable that he's Uxas' uncle.
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 22:38 |
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They were so sure that this was going to be a franchise that they started with Darkseid's least memorable lieutenant
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# ? Mar 21, 2021 03:54 |
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Cease to Hope posted:They were so sure that this was going to be a franchise that they started with Darkseid's least memorable lieutenant The little characterization scene he gets early on in Snyder's version added a lot I think. I fully blame Warner Bros for shooting themselves in the foot over this, and also Whedon for being a turd of a human being.
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# ? Mar 22, 2021 07:38 |
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Roth posted:The little characterization scene he gets early on in Snyder's version added a lot I think. I don't really want to turn this into SNYDERDOME or really get into the merits of either version of Justice League, I just think it's hilarious that they skipped past Desaad, Kalibak, Glorious Godfrey, Devilance, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies, and that goosestepping Nazi officer (whose name I can never remember) because they were so sure they were going to need more villains for a half-dozen movies. This movie was such a sure hit that they could afford to start with a weak villain, a guy whose original comics appearance is dying in Darkseid's backstory.
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# ? Mar 22, 2021 11:22 |
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Cease to Hope posted:I don't really want to turn this into SNYDERDOME or really get into the merits of either version of Justice League, I just think it's hilarious that they skipped past Desaad, Kalibak, Glorious Godfrey, Devilance, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies, and that goosestepping Nazi officer (whose name I can never remember) because they were so sure they were going to need more villains for a half-dozen movies. This movie was such a sure hit that they could afford to start with a weak villain, a guy whose original comics appearance is dying in Darkseid's backstory. Better show Virman Vundabar some got dang respect Steppenwolf looks like a punk BECAUSE he’s Darkseid shittiest lieutenant, but I know I know, Zack gotta have the Most Movie in his movie. So spike that mother up
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# ? Mar 22, 2021 18:57 |
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they should of had Big Barda in it because I'm horny for her
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# ? Mar 22, 2021 21:35 |
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indigi posted:they should of had Big Barda in it because I'm horny for her That’s not bad logic.
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