Roommate intrusion!

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PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Petit Gregory posted:

Hell yes

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Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Icochet posted:

Adorable.

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Gomi Day: Nov 15, 2007; Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.; Plaster Town Cop

Ralph Hurley posted:

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Ralph Hurley posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

The Voice of Labor posted:

lol

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The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

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Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

Well, I know it's been like four years and my art skills suck, but this is what came to mind.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

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Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

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Krolm: Nov 10, 2004; friendly and non-threatening; Bleak Gremlin

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Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Petit Gregory posted:

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Bad Purchase posted:

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

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Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Wall Balls posted:

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Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

mr. hands throwback joke

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Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

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bees everywhere: Nov 19, 2002

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Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Paladinus posted:

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bees everywhere: Nov 19, 2002

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

bees everywhere posted:

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Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

Krolm posted:

I love the idea of walking in and hearing, "Those are MY shoes. Give them back. You are a dog. They don't even fit."

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AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

The Voice of Labor posted:

You gotta wonder if they're loving

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aga.: Sep 1, 2008

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You've walked in on your roommate with his pants down (literally!), looking at something shameful on his computer!

Fill in the blanks.

i kinda wanna see the rest of the book

# ? Mar 21, 2021 20:34

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Obligatory.

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Paladinus posted:

Obligatory.

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Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

These are all so ridiculously good.

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drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Paladinus posted:

Obligatory.

Lmao!!! Voted 5

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Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I got the image from some random FB group I was in, and people would colour in what they thought it all should look like. Like if this thread were an MSpaint one rather than Photoshop. Think my submission, but actually worse.

I am so glad y'all are enjoying this thread though. All of these are wonderful.

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