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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

who here loves pepperettes

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:50

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

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# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:52

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

MMM PEPPERETTES

# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

pep pep pep pep pepperette

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

is she cool is she lame is she pepperette
pepperette pepperette nanananananananaa
pepperette pepperette in a MILLION

to the tune of pepper-ann

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:27

biosterous

they're pretty good op

they remind me of canoe trips, since that's usually the context for eating them

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

pepperettes in a canoe, much joy you'll accrue
pepperettes in a kayak, you will soon yack

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

canadian proverb

# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

put the cured meat in my mouth please

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 01:31

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

going to the eglise but instead of getting pain de vie u get cut pepperette slices

# ? Mar 22, 2021 01:32

Gramps

yet another part of Canadian culture that just makes me want to move there

# ? Mar 22, 2021 03:42

alnilam

not much what's a pepperette with you

# ? Mar 22, 2021 05:25

Twenty Four

At first i thought maybe this was like a peppermint but I guess it is just like a beef stick or slim jim or whatever? I can get behind that!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:26

Finger Prince

I never really considered that a pepperette was a Canadian thing, since slim jims are American and I figured they must have the artisanal equivalent there.
Strange to think that people would be amazed that you can walk into any small town gas station or convenience store or grocery and choose from a variety of locally made wrinkled up shelf stable meat sticks from a jar on the counter, just pull one out with your hands or maybe tongs if you're fancy (don't worry, germs cannot survive on a pepperette).
Perhaps I will get some and share with the thread.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I'm ready to SNAP INTO A PEPPERETTE tbh

# ? Mar 22, 2021 14:02

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Finger Prince posted:

I never really considered that a pepperette was a Canadian thing, since slim jims are American and I figured they must have the artisanal equivalent there.
Strange to think that people would be amazed that you can walk into any small town gas station or convenience store or grocery and choose from a variety of locally made wrinkled up shelf stable meat sticks from a jar on the counter, just pull one out with your hands or maybe tongs if you're fancy (don't worry, germs cannot survive on a pepperette).
Perhaps I will get some and share with the thread.

I actually only learned that pepperettes were a canadian phenomenon. Our slim jims are called hotrods btw

# ? Mar 22, 2021 15:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

when the queen came to canada we tried stuffing her with pepperettes and she did not like it

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:03

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:15

Ventral EggSac

I came in here thinking this is what canada called banana perppers or pepperoncinis

I am vegetarian

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:41

Gramps

to be fair

I only know about pepperettes because of Letterkenny. Obviously I've had them in various forms but it sure sounds like the canadian variety is superior

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:34

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

is she cool is she lame is she pepperette
pepperette pepperette nanananananananaa
pepperette pepperette in a MILLION

to the tune of pepper-ann

is she weird, is she white, does she snack on pepperettes
and her mouth has no room

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:37

hot cocoa on the couch

for a long time i worked in a food distribution warehouse and i got product at cost, and i would buy these 4 kg cases of pillars pepperettes for like $25-$30, and eat them regularly as my post-work beer + meat/cheese snack. now tho i go up to the st. jacobs farmers market instead and buy these dope rear end landjaegers which, while more expensive, are the best pepperette i've ever had (honorary pepperette status, doesn't matter that they're tyrolean or w/e)

i fuckin love shriveled up dried meat

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 21:23

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

My friend says I have to try a brand called Grimms

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

for a long time i worked in a food distribution warehouse and i got product at cost, and i would buy these 4 kg cases of pillars pepperettes for like $25-$30, and eat them regularly as my post-work beer + meat/cheese snack. now tho i go up to the st. jacobs farmers market instead and buy these dope rear end landjaegers which, while more expensive, are the best pepperette i've ever had (honorary pepperette status, doesn't matter that they're tyrolean or w/e)

i fuckin love shriveled up dried meat

heartwarming, like two pepperettes connected at their tips.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 21:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

if you ever see hewitt farms jerky or pepperrettes while buying gas, i highly recommend them.

also please check out the website for the services they offer: https://hewittcountrymeats.ca/

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Mar 22, 2021

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I did not know about pepperettes until this thread. Byob is a place of learning

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:04

Finger Prince

I went to the market and took pictures of many of the different pepperettes available there.

Long regular and turkey pepperettes (mild and hot) from the deli!

Artisinal Stickini™ (pepperettes)!

Pepperette selection from one of the butchers!

Exotic meat pepperettes!

Home made pepperettes from the Ukrainian deli!

I bought a honey garlic Pepperette from the tiny sad looking Ukrainian lady. I don't know why she looks sad, I think I may have caught her mid-sneeze. In hindsight this may have not been a good decision but I did not notice this until I looked at the picture. It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
The pepperette is a little dry tbh, but it's pretty tasty and snaps like a twig.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:02

Finger Prince

https://i.imgur.com/jcxRkFa.gifv

# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:04

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and ive never heard of a pepperette

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 02:58

cruft

Ventral EggSac posted:

I came in here thinking this is what canada called banana perppers or pepperoncinis

I am vegetarian

100% same

# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:09

cruft

Gotta say though, this is the best use of this thread tag that I have ever seen.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:11

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

Heather Papps posted:

put the cured meat in my mouth please

Heather Pepps

# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

So maybe one of the first times I've tried jerky was at the gift shop of a Native American museum village. It was superb! Then I tried various commercial jerkies over the years trying to chase that dragon but they are nowhere near as flavorful. Such a disappointment. But I guess it's good I don't have ready access to that delicious stuff since it's likely not very healthy.

On that note: My ethnicity's cuisine can be quite unhealthy as well. I mean there is probably a way to eat it without killing yourself but the standards are not exactly the Mediterranean Diet. And yet I feel like I'm somehow not being authentic when I try eating Med. Being neurotic is weird.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Apr 2, 2021

# ? Apr 1, 2021 23:34