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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
changed the thread title to hopefully pull in some new posters :rubshands:

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Lurkers are dangerous and shouldn't be taken lightly

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
ill let anyone who posts in this thread for the first time suggest a future page theme :pray:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



whoa, lurkers you better get in on this, generally suggestions are against the rules

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Thus is the healing power of The 1000 Page Thread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

whoa, lurkers you better get in on this, generally suggestions are against the rules

absolutely. this is the chance of a lifetime

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Aardvark! posted:

absolutely. this is the chance of a lifetime

groundfloorin it gas pedal down

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Do lurkers like...even exist...

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Do lurkers like...even exist...

They do. They're going to post here on Tuesday.



Oh, look at the time!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Hello, I am lurker. How may I help the thread?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I have lurked so long.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Waiting.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Waiting.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Waiting.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Waiting to help the thread.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Welcome to the thread people mostly just post about whatever

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

sebmojo posted:

Welcome to the thread people mostly just post about whatever

Oh, for reals? Check it.

You ever just see someone wearing purple and begin laughing uncontrollably? Like, such forceful guffaws you can't breath and you feel like you're going to wretch?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Me and Purple Pete are not friends.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Reminder for new posters to please refrain from posting about the 3 banned topics that I can not reiterate due to aforementioned banning

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ratjaculation posted:

Reminder for new posters to please refrain from posting about the 3 banned topics that I can not reiterate due to aforementioned banning

Oh dear god, I posted about Purple Pet....

*is instantly vaporized from orbit*

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Purple is a good colour imo

I wouldn't wear it personally, but I'd give a knowing nod to those that do

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What about periwinkle

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Purple


TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



me in a purple shirt



suck it haters

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tip posted:

me in a purple shirt



suck it haters

Oh god it's happening again.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it's good that you're laughing because I'm performing comedy in that photo

checkmate

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tip posted:

it's good that you're laughing because I'm performing comedy in that photo

checkmate

I didn't realize this was the page for playing imaginary chess.

Rook to Horsey 6.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Literally A Person posted:

I didn't realize this was the page for playing imaginary chess.

Rook to Horsey 6.

you sank my battleship :stare:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

you sank my battleship :stare:

Just you wait until I roll this die. Who the gently caress knows what gonna happen.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

i rolled the 2,000 year old egyptian d20 and now i hear rhythmic chanting and the buzzing of a million angry locust swarms



should i go to the doctor?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Going back a page but “due to a shadowy butt” would make a great username

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

Waiting to help the thread.

I’ve been posting on this goddamn forum for 11 years and reading it for longer and I don’t think I ever knew you could nest subscript tags

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’ve been posting on this goddamn forum for 11 years and reading it for longer and I don’t think I ever knew you could nest subscript tags

Shrink with me!!!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ʷʰᵒᵃ

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I bought the Cyberpunk Red pen and paper RPG manual (because I'm a sucker for Cyberpunk stuff and had gotten rid of all my old source poo poo)

It's loving HARD BOUND. It's beautiful.
My wife has never seen/played a tabletop RPG before and so I bought a several pack of dice along with it and told her she has to read the whole drat thing cover to cover, and she's gonna
It's raining here and she's WAH for now so this is like a choose-your-own-adventure read alongof your first RPG. I'm so excited.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Mar 24, 2021

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Takes off sunglasses with the same hand holding my Cuban cigar.

Meme Poker Party, you've got the goods, kid!

Drives off in my Ferrari F40, blaring Van Halen

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tip posted:

me in a purple shirt



suck it haters

*throws DOWN my wife's Cyberpunk manual, combs back my ridiculous locks, strokes my gigantic dong back INTO my pants*
Well

Hello

.... Sailor.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Meme Poker Party posted:

What are we going to post this page, Brain?

The same thing we post every page, Pinky. Whatever the hell we want!




mommy

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just read an article about how they're engineering yeast to produce molecularly identical versions of milk, honey, and eggs.

I'm not a vegan for purely economic and corpulent reasons, but if they actually manage to perfectly reproduce all animal products without the animals for a reasonable price someday I'd switch.

I still need to try the impossible burger, I want to believe the hype but I've been lied to before.

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



they also mentioned being able to make all dairy products with lactose replaced by a different, easier to digest, sugar

hell yeah

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