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how intentional was that pun? because i really enjoy it
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I literally took 5 minutes thinking of words with acl in some way shape or form. Look, I’m a dumbass but I feel like every now and again I think of a good one.
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Mar 24, 2021 23:30
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Massachusetts high school football coach fired after some let's say non-standard terminology found in his playbook:quote:Robert Trestan, the director of the Anti-Defamation League’s New England region, said the players had used “Auschwitz,” “rabbi” and “dreidel” as audibles — or last-minute play calls — during a game on March 12 against Plymouth North High School.
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Mar 25, 2021 00:09
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KKKLIP ART posted:Cant spell “Classic UGA off-season” without first loving up an ACL. QB Aaron Murray RB Todd Gurley RB Nick Chubb RB Keith Marshall RB Zamir White WR Malcolm Mitchell WR George Pickens WR Marlon Brown WR Justin Scott-Wesley WR Dominick Blaylock UGA's "all-torn-ACL" offense would win a natty IMO D.N. Nation fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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Mar 25, 2021 03:31
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D.N. Nation posted:UGA's "all-torn-ACL" offense would win a natty IMO their healthy players can't win a natty
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Mar 25, 2021 04:04
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LeeMajors posted:their healthy players can't win a natty Yeah, there are also about 120 other schools in the same boat who don’t have the same level of year in year our success we have had the last 20 years. It’s cool that my team can be good and (similarly to Florida) have the ability to get into the playoffs yearly if they take care of business.
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Mar 25, 2021 04:22
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KKKLIP ART posted:Yeah, there are also about 120 other schools in the same boat who don’t have the same level of year in year our success we have had the last 20 years. It’s cool that my team can be good and (similarly to Florida) have the ability to get into the playoffs yearly if they take care of business. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's literally reflexive at this point and cannot be stopped.
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Mar 25, 2021 04:27
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LeeMajors posted:I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's literally reflexive at this point and cannot be stopped. Yeah well at least my coach didn’t hump a shark or whatever.
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Mar 25, 2021 13:26
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KKKLIP ART posted:Yeah well at least my coach didn’t hump a shark or whatever. Not My Coach 
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Mar 25, 2021 13:32
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LeeMajors posted:Not My Coach I thought you were a Florida dude. Uh, at least my coach with a dumb haircut had had more success than the coach with a dumb haircut that you just fired. Don’t pay any attention that we hired him as an analyst or anything. I got nothing.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:20
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KKKLIP ART posted:I thought you were a Florida dude. Uh, at least my coach with a dumb haircut had had more success than the coach with a dumb haircut that you just fired. I am. I’m just denying the Mac years.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:23
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LeeMajors posted:I am. I’m just denying the Mac years. I mean the coach with a dumb haircut that you fired and we hired still fits, so I guess that is a double dunk.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:31
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KKKLIP ART posted:I mean the coach with a dumb haircut that you fired and we hired still fits, so I guess that is a double dunk. Did Grantham leave you guys voluntarily? Might work in both directions.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:32
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KKKLIP ART posted:I literally took 5 minutes thinking of words with acl in some way shape or form.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:04
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LeeMajors posted:Did Grantham leave you guys voluntarily? Might work in both directions. I mean he left but I think it was a deal where he knew he was on the chopping block. His last season he was with us just had some wild and inexplicable collapses on defense that came down to poor coaching and this was after a season where one stop on 3rd down and we would have beaten Alabama. Fans were out for blood, boosters were out for blood, and the AD was willing to cut bait. So he left and we hired Pruitt and improved by every metric.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:22
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There was a brief rumor Kansas was interested in Fuente and lol even though I want him gone he wouldn't go to that dumpster fire to get closer to home. Kansas is hosed in football I have no clue who would realistically take that job.
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Mar 25, 2021 18:20
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The Notorious ZSB posted:There was a brief rumor Kansas was interested in Fuente and lol even though I want him gone he wouldn't go to that dumpster fire to get closer to home. godfrey said they had tried to poach a sitting P5 head coach which is very funny on its face but this might be the only option where I could see why they'd think he might say yes
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Mar 25, 2021 18:25
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Kansas is hosed in football I have no clue who would realistically take that job. There's always some guy high on his own farts that thinks he can be immortalized as the one that built Kansas, and if not that there's always someone willing to take that Big 12 money for a few years and be set for life.
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Mar 25, 2021 18:38
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MourningView posted:godfrey said they had tried to poach a sitting P5 head coach which is very funny on its face but this might be the only option where I could see why they'd think he might say yes maybe satterfield?
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Mar 25, 2021 18:47
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MourningView posted:godfrey said they had tried to poach a sitting P5 head coach which is very funny on its face but this might be the only option where I could see why they'd think he might say yes Honestly the best reason why he'd say yes is he loves to hide the program from anyone that wants to see it, no one cares about Kansas football, so it would be very easy to fly under the radar doing nothing for fans or the media.
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Mar 25, 2021 18:52
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dirty shrimp money posted:There's always some guy high on his own farts that thinks he can be immortalized as the one that built Kansas, and if not that there's always someone willing to take that Big 12 money for a few years and be set for life. I'd say Rich Rod but I think his star has faded too much and he's still too toxic from Arizona for that narrative to work. And he's busy in Monroe I guess.
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Mar 25, 2021 19:02
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if you have a G5 job or are a coordinator that isn't getting a ton of P5 looks it makes sense, there's only so many of those jobs and it's life changing money
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Mar 25, 2021 19:06
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LeeMajors posted:I am. I’m just denying the Mac years. Even those two division titles were like having my toenails ripped off.
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Mar 25, 2021 21:34
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LLCoolJD posted:Even those two division titles were like having my toenails ripped off. Because we were absolutely helpless against any team with a pulse.
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Mar 25, 2021 21:50
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So much wasted talent on offense in that Muschamp through Mac time frame. Good god was it wasted
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Mar 25, 2021 22:34
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MourningView posted:if you have a G5 job or are a coordinator that isn't getting a ton of P5 looks it makes sense, there's only so many of those jobs and it's life changing money if you take godfrey's view of it (and why wouldn't we), it's also a 6 year project. you're gonna come out the other end smelling like a rose but building something and getting your rear end kicked for 5 years is a long, long time to suck it's pretty much a young man's job unless you find your david cutcliffe just kicking around somewhere (and cutcliffe was still only 54 when he took the duke job) and most young coaches would rather bet on themselves and waiting for a good g5 opportunity than on ku i think
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Mar 25, 2021 23:44
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Are KU's football facilities and budget that meager?
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Mar 25, 2021 23:54
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GD_American posted:Are KU's football facilities and budget that meager? I don't pay enough attention to them to know the details but I'm pretty sure they're not good at the least. They still had a track around the field just a few years ago I remember, at least that's now gone. Jeff Long was trying to get more renovations going a couple of years ago, but he was Jeff Long and nothing came of it. Couldn't really find much in two seconds of looking but hey, this is something I didn't realize about their stadium: quote:Prominently featured in the 1983 television movie, The Day After.
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Mar 26, 2021 00:03
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GD_American posted:Are KU's football facilities and budget that meager? they're p5 so they'll always have more money, but it is a capital b Basketball capital s School even moreso than places like kentucky or duke; the real problem is that the fan interest is almost zero and they were hovering around 40 scholarships a couple years ago (which is abysmal for a g5 much less a p5 team)
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Mar 26, 2021 00:13
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GD_American posted:Are KU's football facilities and budget that meager? It's sort of like Wake Forest, with the grassy end zone scheme and small stands. As far as budget, I have no idea. I'm thinking the boosters send their money to the basketball program.
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Mar 26, 2021 00:16
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I will coach Kansas for a fraction of the cost of one David Beaty and win only 6 fewer games, at worst. Call me Jayhawks.
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Looking around, and these are from vastly different sources so they're not 1:1 on methodology, but: Kansas is 56th out of 65 P5 schools in football revenue, at $38 million: https://247sports.com/LongFormArtic...08/#145373708_1 An AP story had them at 65th (of all schools, not just P5), and stated that by % they spend less on football than any other P5 school. https://www.syracuse.com/orangefootball/2017/08/which_schools_spend_the_most_on_college_football_where_does_syracuse_rank.html I don't know of a way to quantify facilities, and apparently nobody has tried; there's tons of "best 20 facilities in college football", but they're essentially factoid based with anecdotes of poo poo like Clemson's slide or LSU's new locker rooms. There's poo poo like "every stadium in NCAA football ranked", but that's just pure opinionizing.
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Mar 26, 2021 01:55
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It's time to do it kansas. The first armchair quarterback lead football team! Not sure what play to run? Ask the internet! Defensive play calling? Ask the internet! Offensive play calling? Ask the internet! We'll get to make a name for it... Peer Based Football Coaching ... gently caress you, I know what play to run!
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Mar 26, 2021 03:14
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downout posted:It's time to do it kansas. The first armchair quarterback lead football team! Not sure what play to run? Ask the internet! Defensive play calling? Ask the internet! Offensive play calling? Ask the internet! We'll get to make a name for it... Peer Based Football Coaching ... gently caress you, I know what play to run!
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Mar 26, 2021 03:18
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:which school would be the easiest to trick into something I can't actually define but just call "playcalling on the blockchain"? Stanford.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:29
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GD_American posted:
well some of this is that I'm pretty sure they're spending the most on basketball or are right behind Kentucky It's almost definitely the worst P5 job and there are several G5 jobs I'd rather have but the gap between it and basically every job in, say, the MAC is still pretty massive. MourningView fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 03:30
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downout posted:It's time to do it kansas. The first armchair quarterback lead football team! Not sure what play to run? Ask the internet! Defensive play calling? Ask the internet! Offensive play calling? Ask the internet! We'll get to make a name for it... Peer Based Football Coaching ... gently caress you, I know what play to run! Jon Bois Presents: Breaking Kansas
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Mar 26, 2021 03:31
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The thing with Kansas is that it's not unreasonable that you could get that program into a bowl game by 2024 because the gap between Oklahoma and everyone else is pretty steep and there's no other consistent contender. Iowa St is not gonna be this good for long, Mike Gundy is gonna wear out his welcome at OkieSt sometime, Gary Patterson looks to be cooked at TCU, Texas will never get their poo poo together, WVU is improving but we don't know their ceiling, etc. Schedule three bad MAC teams and go 4-5 in conference, go bowling. That doesn't seem that tough!
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Mar 26, 2021 03:43
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skaboomizzy posted:The thing with Kansas is that it's not unreasonable that you could get that program into a bowl game by 2024 because the gap between Oklahoma and everyone else is pretty steep and there's no other consistent contender. Iowa St is not gonna be this good for long, Mike Gundy is gonna wear out his welcome at OkieSt sometime, Gary Patterson looks to be cooked at TCU, Texas will never get their poo poo together, WVU is improving but we don't know their ceiling, etc. I feel a need for an option team in the big12!
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I wanna say what they need is the football Bruce Pearl -- an elite coach forcibly knocked down a peg without becoming entirely canceled -- but Auburn basketball at least had access to money and proximity to recruits whereas Kansas does not have those and also successful football coaches do not become disgraced without also being canceled to the extent of unemployability.
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