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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/1373626691919175685
lol pittsburgh

Pittsb-urgh

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lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you



 don’t post that inane alien comic conservative christian idiot pls

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

NLJP posted:

Pittsb-urgh

i live smack dab between chicago and detroit

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

i live smack dab between chicago and detroit

i stayed at a really nice and cute bed and breakfast there

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

i stayed at a really nice and cute bed and breakfast there

i used to live like two blocks away from two of them—stuart inn and henderson castle

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 the best part was that they stocked breakfast/brunch foods so you didnt have to go shopping for those

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 can i make a tweet request, it’s probably in here already but 19 pages is too many

it’s the one that starts “my son asked me today” and ends like “hes 34 and writes for the new york times i hate him so much”

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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

President Beep posted:

i used to live like two blocks away from two of them—stuart inn and henderson castle

We took a road trip up to Mackinac Island last year during off-season and it was loving awesome. We rented a small cabin and got to explore the area free of people because tourism was in a lull. A++ would go again this year.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

can i make a tweet request, it’s probably in here already but 19 pages is too many

it’s the one that starts “my son asked me today” and ends like “hes 34 and writes for the new york times i hate him so much”
sure,
https://twitter.com/mildcuthbert/status/1268470035862810625?s=21

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Target Track Jacket posted:

We took a road trip up to Mackinac Island last year during off-season and it was loving awesome. We rented a small cabin and got to explore the area free of people because tourism was in a lull. A++ would go again this year.

yeah, that place is really cool. no cars? yes, please. it’d be neat to overwinter there i think.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/1374729052863479817

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Kenny Logins posted:

sure,
https://twitter.com/mildcuthbert/status/1268470035862810625?s=21
:tipshat:

knew you’d come through ken

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

:tipshat:

knew you’d come through ken
:haibrower:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/shittynycartoon/status/1374817053434056711?s=21

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


 Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

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big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


 https://twitter.com/kocienda/status/1375964728510406662

(he created the original iphone keyboard and was one of the first few people working on safari)

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
drat, that’s kinda how i feel too...

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 :same:

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/US_Stratcom/status/1376320392885891078

e: screencapped for when they take it down
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/US_Stratcom/status/1376320392885891078

e: screencapped for when they take it down




nookler combat toe-to-toe with the ruskies chinese...

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
god, i still remember the first time i saw dr strangelove when i was in my 20s. such a cool movie.

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 so you’re like

70 years old?

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

President Beep posted:



nookler combat toe-to-toe with the ruskies chinese...

he deleted it but
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

so you’re like

70 years old?

i did not say it was new!

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1375129610770337796

someone winding up a covid truther "journalist"

e: preserved as screenshot
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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1375519097471913985

:hai:

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 I like this thread because I don’t even need to twitter.

more tweets about farming though

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1375519097471913985

:hai:
https://twitter.com/baddantakes/status/1366035781018677248?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/adequate_scott/status/1374878355443564551?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/bizmarkiedesade/status/212981537786966016?s=21

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/adequate_scott/status/1374878355443564551?s=21

lol irl

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 Wesley was ahead of his time

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
rip. the one about kicking spider man’s rear end and beating him with a rubber hose was powerful.

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/bizmarkiedesade/status/212981537786966016?s=21

i'm lolin with poodle jones on the porch

rip to a great one

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1377430321713442816?s=21

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big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


 https://twitter.com/danluu/status/1378098858652102657

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
the worst tweet ever:

https://twitter.com/victoriiiiio/status/1377986764044959744

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

the worst tweet ever:

https://twitter.com/victoriiiiio/status/1377986764044959744
totally ~twisted~

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

FMguru posted:

the worst tweet ever:

https://twitter.com/victoriiiiio/status/1377986764044959744

:guillotine:

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