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You don't have a right to see Hamilton  Wanna see what new rights he's gonna have if his route to the theater is blocked?
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Like gently caress amazon and all but if I was jeff Bezos I'd be like "someone go and put a porta potty on one of our warehouse bots and connect it to our handheld scanner thing so warehouse workers can just call the poobot and take a dump in it rather than walk 20 mins across our mile warehouse." I know goons will point out all of the ways this could be used to torment workers and I get it but toilets that come when you call are definitely part of fully automated luxury gay space communism and they gotta be invented sometime.
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Leroy Diplowski posted:Like gently caress amazon and all but if I was jeff Bezos I'd be like "someone go and put a porta potty on one of our warehouse bots and connect it to our handheld scanner thing so warehouse workers can just call the poobot and take a dump in it rather than walk 20 mins across our mile warehouse." I know goons will point out all of the ways this could be used to torment workers and I get it but toilets that come when you call are definitely part of fully automated luxury gay space communism and they gotta be invented sometime.  If they're so concerned with effishunsi... why not just bring the bathrooms closer to the workers so you're not losing all this time in transit when they inevitably have to use the bathroom? They almost certainly make these kinds of calculations when it comes to their robots. Hell, I make those calculations when I'm just playing management sims. I can only conclude the cruelty is the point.
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yeah i want something full of human poo poo rolling around the production floor/warehouse theres already the managers and office types
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Mar 26, 2021 01:27
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bagual posted:infrastructure fail is garlic to neoliberalism you mean my globalized economy needs roads and poo poo?????
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he'd fit right into this thread, hang on i'll buy him an account
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Toph Bei Fong posted:https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/10/do-economists-actually-know-what-wealth-is/ thanks
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So when will the oligarchs cash out and leave us to die?
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In Training posted:mah boat is too big!! *world's economy collapses* lmfao
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i hope it's related to the boat clog lmao if one dipshit canal pilot destroyed the global economy
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao if one dipshit canal pilot destroyed the global economy excuse me you misspelled "hero canal pilot"
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Mar 26, 2021 02:06
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the real hero of the story is the big boat penis
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i hope post collapse history books have a little graphic insert of the ships path from the dick right until it grounded
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Raskolnikov38 posted:you mean my globalized economy needs roads and poo poo????? no that's why private planes exist
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everything is really fragile and that's honestly very funny
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if i was jeff bezos i'd require all my warehouse employees to have a catheter and then they couldn't say they have to piss in a bottle anymore.
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Mar 26, 2021 02:33
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Pissing in bottles working all day Stealing this shipment the Amazon way
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https://twitter.com/yicaibao/status/1375259099437228033
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opening my door - what the gently caress?! Why are my packages covered in poo poo and piss Van speeds away with poo flying out the back
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Just wondering why the Amazon courtyard has a piss fountain is all
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Crazypoops posted:Just wondering why the Amazon courtyard has a piss fountain is all you don't really believe that, do you? 1/n
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Mar 26, 2021 02:47
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all because the container ship captain got tired of the canal asking if it was in yet
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Raskolnikov38 posted:i hope post collapse history books have a little graphic insert of the ships path from the dick right until it grounded You love to see it 
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In early 2019, Softbank invested $800 million in the company through its Vision Fund. Lmao every time
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Vox Nihili posted:In early 2019, Softbank invested $800 million in the company through its Vision Fund. someday it will be discovered that son is a secret, long forgotten KGB bioproject designed to destroy capitalism
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softbanks gotta be a money laundering operation or something lol. invest in garbage companies so when money vanishes no one asks questions. or the garbage companies are where the money is being laundered into.
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Vox Nihili posted:In early 2019, Softbank invested $800 million in the company through its Vision Fund. lol
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For real though from a purely monetary perspective the best solution is to pay for the homes of everyone who lives around the ship so they evacuate and then pay Russia to nuke it.
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Greensill already filed in the UK for administration. They basically started as a factor but ended up factoring hypothetical future sales for a bunch of companies which tanked. Truly, they please NUMBER. Edit: Also, David Cameron lobbied heavily for them to do whatever. Love my pig-loving lobbyists!
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If this poo poo doesn't get unclogged it WILL absolutely turbo gently caress Europe's economy to the point where the EU should consider it to be an issue of regional security.
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human garbage bag posted:If this poo poo doesn't get unclogged it WILL absolutely turbo gently caress Europe's economy to the point where the EU should consider it to be an issue of regional security. the ship's crew has already been spirited away so no one will ever get the full story out of them
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Your amazon packages DEFINITELY have feces on them
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A supervisor was giving a guy at my work a hard time about using the bathroom once years ago so he stood there and defiantly pissed his pants in front of them and they sent him home. But we have a union so he just came back the next day lol.
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a_gelatinous_cube posted:A supervisor was giving a guy at my work a hard time about using the bathroom once years ago so he stood there and defiantly pissed his pants in front of them and they sent him home. But we have a union so he just came back the next day lol. Ah, the ol reliable Ted Nugent strategy
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So what's the likelihood that a bunch of maritime insurers go bust because of this? There's no way they have enough to cover these losses
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the marine underwriters were having a bad year already. I mean there have been multiple very large losses of on deck containers on several vessels in the last six months. the claims industry is uh having a good year.
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euphronius posted:we will just bail them out i dont see jpow bailing out lloyds of london
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