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hawowanlawow posted:apologies for the ebaumsworld link, but it's still the only place I can find this classic video absolutely STEEPED in americana This reminded me that I used to buy beef jerky "dip" as a kid. Lol
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:No self-respecting southerner has a "grandma" "Granny" is also acceptable.
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CaptainBeefart posted:This reminded me that I used to buy beef jerky "dip" as a kid. Lol there's also chewing gum. man size wads.  but times change and you must change alongside them.  made in the USA. some things never change.
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uber_stoat posted:there's also chewing gum. man size wads. Man size wads lol. I was a big fan of the purple flavor.
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Mar 26, 2021 16:21
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BLC owned. Just shove the whole wad in your face.
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Ma誕m maw.
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the strawberry poo poo is good but only the original flavor lasts forever in your mouth
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Mar 26, 2021 17:20
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spookykid posted:e: or would it be like kraft easy-mac and you just add water up to the line stir, and throw in the microwave for 3 minutes? Also speaking of easy-mac bowls, that is some true Americana peak "gently caress this, I'm too tired right now" food. Sorry I meant anally ingest. drat autocorrect.
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Finally escaped Alabama. Made it back home to Texas. It's nice to be back in the land of sanity and familiarity and - - gently caress I'll never escape
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Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a sidecar and an extremely elaborate harness system that allowed his German Shepard to sit in it. The dog even had a special helmet on. It was pretty great
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Play posted:Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a sidecar and an extremely elaborate harness system that allowed his German Shepard to sit in it. That's adorable. My uncle's classic Harley had a sidecar, but I rarely see them, at least in the PNW. Was fun riding in that as a kid with him.
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Play posted:Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a sidecar and an extremely elaborate harness system that allowed his German Shepard to sit in it. That is great. Did puppet have his Doggles on?
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Mar 27, 2021 07:23
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An extremely elaborate harness so a dog can sit in a seat? That's Americana right there.
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Like please be safe and don't take a photo while you drive but I neeeed to see a dog in a sidecar. NEED.
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Tex Avery posted:Finally escaped Alabama. Made it back home to Texas. It's nice to be back in the land of sanity and familiarity and - 
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Mar 27, 2021 12:03
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We all invent our own normal.
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Dog in a sidecar I know, I know. It's serious.
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Tex Avery posted:Finally escaped Alabama. Made it back home to Texas. It's nice to be back in the land of sanity and familiarity and - well jesus loving christ you thought you'd find sanity in texas how bright can you be
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Perhaps the worst false premise of all time?
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well you know the saying, everything's saner in texas
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Milo and POTUS posted:well jesus loving christ you thought you'd find sanity in texas how bright can you be He's comparing it to Alabama, so really we're grading on a curve here.
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Mar 27, 2021 13:41
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Tex Avery posted:Finally escaped Alabama. Made it back home to Texas. It's nice to be back in the land of sanity and familiarity and - Does anyone know how much these loving giant tailgate wrap things cost? I swear every time I see one it's some stupid poo poo like this or "ASK A REAL FORKLIFT OPERATOR"-pseudo tough guy pablum, and I always wonder how many hundreds of dollars they've spent to advertise to everyone how much you do not want to associate with them. I feel the same way about huge, full-rear-window things that say, "GEORGE COSTANZA 1971-1999 GONE TOO SOON OUR PRECIOUS ANGEL WE AWAIT OUR TIME IN HEAVEN WITH YOU" and that sort of, uh, whatever that is.
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JonathonSpectre posted:Does anyone know how much these loving giant tailgate wrap things cost? I swear every time I see one it's some stupid poo poo like this or "ASK A REAL FORKLIFT OPERATOR"-pseudo tough guy pablum, and I always wonder how many hundreds of dollars they've spent to advertise to everyone how much you do not want to associate with them. I can happily say I have no idea, but I'd guess yeah, a couple hundred? the deceased decal thing though, that's interesting. having lived among these people, if you questioned why they had it, they would not be able to comprehend why there was anything weird about it. like, the fundamental question doesn't exist; it's just what's done for them. you'd be the rear end in a top hat for questioning it. promise.
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Hell yes takin my dog to the golden corral
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol at george costanza Yeah a gigantic homage to George costanza on your truck would be amazing.
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Around here, it seems that all the "in loving memory of" stickers on the backs of trucks, and beat rear end Pontiac Gran Ams and poo poo are for people named "Cody". Seriously, don't name your kids Cody. The life expectancy of someone named Cody seems to be about 22 or so.
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I drive an F-150. I now feel the need to get something like this....  as a tailgate wrap. e: they look to cost about $75-150 depending. That's actually not bad, I was expecting way more than that Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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George is getting a wrap!
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boar guy posted:this belongs here also It's like you have transported me back to my childhood summers at the lake. I'm crying.
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Do they have a chili cheese flavored pneumatic cheese to pair better with the Fritos?
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JonathonSpectre posted:
I always wanted to get one that said Abraham Lincoln or John Brown Gone Too Soon We Will Miss You or something just to mess with people but way too much prep work involved for what would most likely result in a smashed windshield.
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Milo and POTUS posted:well jesus loving christ you thought you'd find sanity in texas how bright can you be  I'm dumb enough to choose to work for a railroad. I can't be that bright. In all seriousness, I know Texas is a wasteland of stupidity. I just got excited about going home because I associate Texas with the people I usually hang out and work with, who are good people. I'm definitely not staying here forever because I can't handle this poo poo for 20+ years. EDIT: another fine slice of Americana is that I took that photo while my wife was driving 2½ hours up to the Choctaw nation to get her vaccine because our county government is so far behind that she might get her first dose in May if she waited. We're both extremely grateful to the Choctaw for opening up their arms to anyone who wanted to go up to them and for having their poo poo together so well that she was in and out in half an hour. Tex Avery fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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Big Beef City posted:No, it's not actually, there are major entries from around the globe. It's held in Madison because the University of Wisconsin has one of if not THE premier dairy science departments on Earth. I been there, poo poo rocks. Also a lot of people don't get how much wisconsin is into cheese. You'll be at a blue collar working man's bar after work and over hear like "ey, any you guys want some aged cheddar?"And u think it's a drug deal but no. Dude was just up north visiting his folks and grabbed some premium home made aged cheddar and is selling it at the bar. I'll give another example. Gas stations have about as much cheese selection as grocery stores anywhere else. And actual grocery stores have sometimes multiple full length cheese isles and a separate gourmet cheese section usually near the delly. Growing up there I thought it was normal until I moved out of state and realized how cheese starved the real world is.
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That's no exaggeration. Think of your normal 'large' grocery store. Mine has 1.5 full aisles of just cheese. Then, as mentioned, as an aside to the deli, about a 1/2 aisle or more wrap around island of 'the good stuff'. Artisan local and imported high end stuff. At my closest rural gas station I can get cheeses and fresh cheese curds made daily from local cheese factories and dairies set right in the middle of the store next to the racks of beef jerky and stuff. Which is why when people say 'Americans don't have poo poo for cheese' I do a little chest clutching (well that and the heart attacks) ... There's a reason green bay packer fans wear giant wedges of cheese on their heads to games and are known as 'cheeseheads'
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Preoptopus posted:I been there, poo poo rocks. Also a lot of people don't get how much wisconsin is into cheese. I want to visit this wonderland
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Not Americana.jpg but America.txt Was browsing Facebook and a suggested friend was a girl I knew in high school. I had a HUGE crush on her but ever asked her out because she was a UK fan and all my family were U of L fans. I know for fact I'm not the only one who has had to consider that when seeking a date. Big Beef City posted:That's no exaggeration. I took my  wife to a Meijer as she'd never seen an American grocery store. "Why is half the store frozen foods, and why are two of those aisles only for pizza?", she asked.
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Big Beef City posted:That's no exaggeration. "We have so much poo poo, just endless piles of it! this means we are really good at making the best poo poo" - yet another proof the American mindset makes making good cheese impossible.
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