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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



5 pages til ratjaculation claims he is going to show his penis

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Tip posted:

5 pages til ratjaculation claims he is going to show his penis

Lol I forgot about that

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
You have my sword

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Spiderjelly posted:

You have my sword

We don't want yours tho I mean no offence, but

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I want to make an "and my rear end" joke but I don't want to give the false impression that I'm planning to post a photo of my rear end

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Tip posted:

I'm planning to post a photo of my rear end

dope

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Tip posted:

5 pages til ratjaculation claims he is going to show his penis

I will be posting a picture of my own penis, yes.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Think I struck too early with it though, as its been pretty much the only driver to get this thread to 100.

Oh well

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Maybe someone else will offer to post their rear end on page 200 hint hint

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









1000 is where you show your other penis

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Horny posting will get this thread locked and it will be your fault that we dont get to see rattys penis

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



mods gonna lock the thread on page 99

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



just made this for one of the stickied photoshop threads

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The way he says BONING is the best


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X79-kc4NSpM

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
had a dream i was in a mansion and really wanted to beat off but every single time i found a room someone would barge in

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Aardvark! posted:

had a dream i was in a mansion and really wanted to beat off but every single time i found a room someone would barge in

So, what was the problem? At some point, personal responsibility falls on the bargers, not the person trying to hydroplane the main drain.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

had a dream i was in a mansion and really wanted to beat off but every single time i found a room someone would barge in

Cursed.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
To entice the lurkers: On page 150, I will do a Khan Academy style video explaining how to solve any image you post on the page.

Any.

Image.

you post

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

fridge corn posted:

Horny posting will get this thread locked and it will be your fault that we dont get to see rattys penis

Son, we've been horny posting since page 2. This thread is #blessed and only pain and suffering will follow the mod who locks it.


The Hunka Chunka

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'll chunk your hunk, no problem

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



teenage mutant ninja buttholes

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://twitter.com/BMS_Derek/status/1371793121567182850?s=19

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Didn't even have the good luck to have them be simultaneous so that one covers up the other, just a perfect half second delay

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I'm not even a real fart joke connoisseur like most of GBS, but that one is an absolute standout.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

I'm not even a real fart joke connoisseur like most of GBS

I thought I was alone :unsmith:

SAN
Jan 23, 2004

Unknownone bought me this account as I am a cheap bastard.

I fear having my ass completely handed to me.

Okay, I'm here now, I've brought alcohol, my butthole is open... let the party start.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Wow look, everyone! It's GBS's newest SUPERSTAR poster!!!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



hell yeah welcome to the par-tay (that's what we call it around here)

SAN
Jan 23, 2004

Unknownone bought me this account as I am a cheap bastard.

I fear having my ass completely handed to me.

Thank ya, thank ya...
Meme, you're no longer my least favorite poster, for the record.

Hold on this episode of Impractical Jokers is almost over, then I can give this thread my full attention...

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SAN posted:

Thank ya, thank ya...
Meme, you're no longer my least favorite poster, for the record.

Hold on this episode of Impractical Jokers is almost over, then I can give this thread my full attention...

As I promised earlier, as a first time thread poster you get to pick a future page of this thread's theme. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

SAN posted:

Meme, you're no longer my least favorite poster, for the record.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Wow, what will they choose... Big decision

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wow, what will they choose... Big decision

you mean like... fart, or burp??

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I had a wonderful cheap-rear end V8 bloody mary this morning. Was eating a banana, reading the forums, thinking about cooking some eggs. Then I caught up on the burg and dog thread and lost my appetite until lunch.

Since our new superstar has some beers, I'd suggest day-drinking or bloody mary recipes as a topic.

And thanks for sharing today San, been enjoying your stuff.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'd like to point highlight that this 'SAN' didn't even acknowledge my post welcoming them, and therefore will only engage with their theme page at 50% post effort

SAN
Jan 23, 2004

Unknownone bought me this account as I am a cheap bastard.

I fear having my ass completely handed to me.

Aardvark! posted:

As I promised earlier, as a first time thread poster you get to pick a future page of this thread's theme. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Okay, ... in that case, in honor of Internetjack mentioning food and making me hungry...
...I will pick the theme of GREASY, FATTY, UNHEALTHY FOOD. You know, the kind that is a guilty pleasure? The processed, premade, precum, type that you get at fast food places that bleed grease through the loving bag like the burger jizzed all over itself while inside it?

Yeah, that type of theme. Greasy, unhealthy foodstuffs.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ratjaculation posted:

I'd like to point highlight that this 'SAN' didn't even acknowledge my post welcoming them, and therefore will only engage with their theme page at 50% post effort

Ooooh thats a critical rookie posting error. The head office isn't going to be happy to see that.

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