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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
scandinavians please go home

e: what a snipe

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



narrator: but it was no fun

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

England, 867 posted:

scandinavians please go home

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

scandinavians please go home

e: what a snipe

Very kamelåså opinion.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

793

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





The last time the norsemen left byzantine it was after raiding the treasury and loving the empress.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



they did leave time to carve some elroy was here graffiti at the hagia sophia

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Halfdan carved this, while holding up both middle fingers.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



*ecumenical patriarch voice* fuckin tourists

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Alhazred posted:

The last time the norsemen left byzantine it was after raiding the treasury and loving the empress.

so that was after olga went down there and spent a bunch of the emperor's money before cock-blocking him by insisting he baptize her?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Alhazred posted:

The last time the norsemen left byzantine it was after raiding the treasury and loving the empress.

That takes balls.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

pretty much everything about olga of kiev's life is perfect for this thread

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i know its a fairly modern painting but hell yea :supaburn:

jazzyjay
Sep 11, 2003

PULL OVER

hawowanlawow posted:

pretty much everything about olga of kiev's life is perfect for this thread

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

Updating my bucket list to include burying alive a boat load of murderous emissaries

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Byzantine posted:

That takes balls.

Your knowledge of anatomy may not be completely accurate.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

gleebster posted:

Your knowledge of anatomy may not be completely accurate.

But on the context, who are you going to call, the Emperor's guard?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Der Kyhe posted:

But on the context, who are you going to call, the Emperor's guard?

the goth busters

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



"I ain't afraid of no northern complexitus uncultured swine creature of the north"

- almost certianly a Basileus

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ChubbyChecker posted:

the goth busters

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

"I ain't afraid of no northern complexitus uncultured swine creature of the north"

- almost certianly a Basileus

:hai:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
[quote="jazzyjay" post="513whatnnot sure dom28790"p
Updating my bucket list to include burying alive a boat load of murderous emissaries
[/quote]

Wow, all them promises of shure due have a place, Gosh, sure wouldn't to have to examoin th exiting Trump persons

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

gleebster posted:

Wow, all them promises of shure due have a place, Gosh, sure wouldn't to have to examoin th exiting Trump persons

What the hell does that mean?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
are you okay

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

gleebster posted:

Wow, all them promises of shure due have a place, Gosh, sure wouldn't to have to examoin th exiting Trump persons

gleebster posted:

What the hell does that mean?

Are you smelling burnt toast right now?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006
Wat in tarnation

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

scandinavians please go home

Folket som kallas skandinavier går till huset.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

drrockso20 posted:

Are you smelling burnt toast right now?

Juniper, more like.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Scandinavigate your squarehead asses back to the igloo.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


[Graffiti on the wall of the Swedish embassy] SCANDINAVIEN GÅR TILL HUSET

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



barbecue at the folks posted:

[Graffiti on the wall of the Swedish embassy] SCANDINAVIEN GÅR TILL HUSET

FÖR SENT!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



A low muttering of "vafö gö di på detta viset" is heard around the embassy

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Samovar posted:

FÖR SENT!

Ursäkta :doh:

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Something Awful Forums > Post Your Favorite > PYF Historical Scandinavian Fun Fact

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Im-Going-To-Hel-When-I-Die.png
E. ^^ I meant myself, not you EAH. Didn't make that nearly as clear as I wanted.


ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 04:20 on Mar 28, 2021

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Histøricæl Føn Fæcts.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Hassut Historialliset Pikku Totuudet

Martin
Jan 17, 2004

All I know in life is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth off
Dinosaur Gum

Alhazred posted:

Histøricæl Føn Fæcts.

Histörial Fön Fäkts

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

doverhog posted:

Hassut Historialliset Pikku Totuudet

gross

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LAST FEW POSTS HAVE BEEN PUT ON PROBATION

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Zopotantor posted:

THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LAST FEW POSTS HAVE BEEN PUT ON PROBATION

I take from this that you have never been bitten by a mööse?

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Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Der Kyhe posted:

I take from this that you have never been bitten by a mööse?

No, but my sister was

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