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Hand Knit posted:Who is the funniest team for the Nets to lose to, other than "whoever they face in round 1?" King Julius and the New York Knicks
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:Philly. It might cause some people to quit the internet. I mean philly losing would be funnier considering the volitality of the fan base. So many podcasts would get consumed
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:Philly. It might cause some people to quit the internet. I dunno, the Nets losing to Philly or Boston fits within some fairly standard narratives. On the other hand, I Before E posted:King Julius and the New York Knicks seems like it would be spectacular.
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Hand Knit posted:Who is the funniest team for the Nets to lose to, other than "whoever they face in round 1?" Honestly i think it would be the jazz. Even though it would be in the Finals and the Jazz would most likely have the best record and rolled though the west. You know if they both get there it would be big city,big stars vs Utah.
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chilihead posted:Honestly i think it would be the jazz. Even though it would be in the Finals and the Jazz would most likely have the best record and rolled though the west. You know if they both get there it would be big city,big stars vs Utah. This makes me think that the Nets assembly of superstars losing to Nikola Jokic doddering around like he's wearing flip flops would be even better.
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Phil Jackson unloads on Carmelo Anthony while talking Knicks tenure, compares own treatment to Donald Trump https://sports.yahoo.com/phil-jackson-carmelo-anthony-knicks-tenure-donald-trump-021016924.html pseudodragon posted:The domestic violence is obviously more than enough to say “gently caress that guy”, but he was also a mask truthing dumbass during the bubble so he is a multi-talented rear end in a top hat. I remember many antimask proponents stating that there'd be a plague of lung bacteria and people collapsing due to lack of oxygen by this point. It just didn't happen. Shimrra Jamaane posted:So I’m watching The Last Dance for the first time and it’s pretty cool but this is so obviously not actually a documentary and rather a hagiography. So is the whole narrative that Jerry Krause was the stupid fuckup that ruined the Bulls dynasty because of his own ego accurate? MJJ commissioned The Last Dance after LBJ won the 2016 title in Cleveland. The Last Dance redacts Jordan's Wizards' years and also villainizes Scottie Pippen. There were plenty of Bulls who barely said a word.
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I Before E posted:King Julius and the New York Knicks Zogo posted:Phil Jackson unloads on Carmelo Anthony while talking Knicks tenure, compares own treatment to Donald Trump
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LMA made the right decision for himself for sure. Him as a catch and shoot guy for passes from the main three seems like an easy way to get his numbers up and get another contract.
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Paperback Writer posted:poor Durant’s legacy Looks like he's going to have to convince russ to do a home return and win chip with shai dort and poku to save face
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:Philly. It might cause some people to quit the internet. Considering how mad some of them are over Jared Dudley, Philly would be very funny. But honestly most teams would be pretty funny, except for Milwaukee. Doesn't seem like there's a story there. Also any Western conference team would be funny, esp Utah, Denver, or Portland
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Well to be honest I meant Philly because it would unleash Morey was right not to trade Maxey Harden is a choker type Philly posting onto the internet and that would be kind of funny.
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Place your bets now on where he's headed https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1375938598009245697?s=19
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Paperback Writer posted:poor Durant’s legacy
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I Before E posted:King Julius and the New York Knicks Which Net is going to prove they are the true New York team by missing a game 7 layup.
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Metapod posted:Place your bets now on where he's headed Nets after they lose and idk Irving forces a trade
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:Well to be honest I meant Philly because it would unleash Morey was right not to trade Maxey Harden is a choker type Philly posting onto the internet and that would be kind of funny. oh yeah that would be great the cool thing about the east is that the teams are all so close that anyone could be a hilarious Nets killer... what if it was the Cleveland Cavaliers?
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I love the LMA move for the nets for narrative alone. in 20 years noone's going to give a poo poo about guys who never won anything before this year like Blake or LMA, they'll just see that the Warriors won a fluke title in 2015 against the hospitalized Cavs, performed the biggest chokejob in history the next year, and then depended solely on KD's greatness before falling into disarray upon his departure. That said, it'll also be really funny if the Nets don't win the title this year. No downside.
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Katana_Warrior posted:I love the LMA move for the nets for narrative alone. in 20 years noone's going to give a poo poo about guys who never won anything before this year like Blake or LMA, they'll just see that the Warriors won a fluke title in 2015 against the hospitalized Cavs, performed the biggest chokejob in history the next year, and then depended solely on KD's greatness before falling into disarray upon his departure.
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MourningView posted:sounds right seems like everyone should root for that the french man don't deliver on sundays
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Before each playoff game they are going to have to give Lamarcus Aldridge the same poo poo they give to Joe Biden before he is allowed to be seen in public.
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Metapod posted:Place your bets now on where he's headed Seems like a very obvious Hornets move as long as it doesn’t cost them a first rounder
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Katana_Warrior posted:I love the LMA move for the nets for narrative alone. in 20 years noone's going to give a poo poo about guys who never won anything before this year like Blake or LMA, they'll just see that the Warriors won a fluke title in 2015 against the hospitalized Cavs, performed the biggest chokejob in history the next year, and then depended solely on KD's greatness before falling into disarray upon his departure. A lot of salt in this post.
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Katana_Warrior posted:I love the LMA move for the nets for narrative alone. in 20 years noone's going to give a poo poo about guys who never won anything before this year like Blake or LMA, they'll just see that the Warriors won a fluke title in 2015 against the hospitalized Cavs, performed the biggest chokejob in history the next year, and then depended solely on KD's greatness before falling into disarray upon his departure. 
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RCarr posted:A lot of salt in this post. yeah, I'm sore and pouty from moving furniture all day and taking it out on an intangible product of a sports team that I chose to dislike in 2016 in the form of posts on an internet forum. move along, nothing to see here
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LMA, Deandre, and Blake will be similar to how I forget Glove and Jason Williams actually won championships, then I look up when they won and get incredibly angry
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I guess hoping the Lakers would be smart enough to choose the good player Deing over the big name was the wrong thought on my part for Pelinka.
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Algund Eenboom posted:(weeping, babbling through sobs) real 03-04 lakers energy from the nets Algund Eenboom posted:The nets are very fun and enjoyable to watch, you guys should try it sometime
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Zogo posted:Phil Jackson unloads on Carmelo Anthony while talking Knicks tenure, compares own treatment to Donald Trump Really, Phil? That's the analogy you wanna go for?
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R.D. Mangles posted:nets lose to the Mighty Vooch after a game 7 buzzer beater from Denzel Valentine, who then retires from basketball after being hospitalized for stunting too hard. Ok yes the Bulls are a strong contender for funniest Nets vanquishers, right after the Knicks I don't see the comedy in Philly beating them really
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They got a taller guy to play the Mario Chalmers role this time
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one thing that occurs to me as i read this thread is how everyone is mad except for me, i am completely calm in an almost meditative state as i post pictures of boylen making insane diarrhea faces and twitter videos of denzel valentine, wow i think to myself, it would odd to be so mad on the internet, as i unflinchingly defend michael jordan's honor once again.
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Is the NBAs best hope for the Nets to lose for them to have an internal drama inspired meltdown?
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R.D. Mangles posted:one thing that occurs to me as i read this thread is how everyone is mad except for me, i am completely calm in an almost meditative state as i post pictures of boylen making insane diarrhea faces and twitter videos of denzel valentine, wow i think to myself, it would odd to be so mad on the internet, as i unflinchingly defend michael jordan's honor once again. This is a hall of fame level post.
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