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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



lollin at surprise butt

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

That's a fine rear end Revins you should be proud

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Supple

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Anime and bare asses. Not sure this is the right thread for me.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

My month probation is over.

I just felt like posting.

Umm humid air is less dense than dry air.

:350:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Blow posted:

My month probation is over.

I just felt like posting.

Umm humid air is less dense than dry air.

:350:

Is this because water molecules are polar and therefore produce a charge that displace other molecules

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
If you could have one plate of food right now what would it be. Buffet sized plate

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Aardvark! posted:

If you could have one plate of food right now what would it be. Buffet sized plate

cum

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would get a patty melt, three plump egg rolls (w mustard sauce), 3-4 chicken on a stick (arranged artfully), and so much coconut shrimp the rest of it is also covered in God's Jizz

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

If you could have one plate of food right now what would it be. Buffet sized plate


Full Metal Jackass posted:

Anime and bare asses.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

If you could have one plate of food right now what would it be. Buffet sized plate

I just went to a very good pizzeria and got a pizza with prosciutto, arugula, fresh basil, and balsamic and another with sausage, mushrooms, and onions

so I would turn away a plate of food right now, but if I was hungry I'd eat the same thing again (and I will because I've got a whole pizza worth of leftovers)

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Revins posted:

Is this because water molecules are polar and therefore produce a charge that displace other molecules

I think so.

Push it real good.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Keira Knightley's spit. Just a plate full of it.


You all may use this answer in other posts. It's very versatile.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
don't gross me out. I loving hate that poo poo. Nix on the pukies.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

uh oh
see you in 6 fellas

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Aardvark! posted:

don't gross me out. I loving hate that poo poo. Nix on the pukies.

Sorry I was just trying to make some lols

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hbag posted:

uh oh
see you in 6 fellas

I think you fine, dawg. imo it was the naming of a specific, real person that was uncomfortable.


Unless Aardvarks's comical edible mishap has sent him into REEFER MADNESS and he loses control!!!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
💦💦💦💦💦

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
my breaking point was "a plate of a woman's spit" so I think it is obvious none of you are close to that threshold.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



MakaVillian posted:

Where the hell is my cat in this?!

this is your fault

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


Please consider using this, my cat in future photoshop opportunities, of course, only where appropriate

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
his name is Bonesaw :3:

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

this is your fault



Excellent

Aardvark! posted:

his name is Bonesaw :3:

That is a cool name for a cat. My cat's name is chip, I did not name her this, so I usually just call her cat.

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Mar 28, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:



Please consider using this, my cat in future photoshop opportunities, of course, only where appropriate

it would be easier with a shot that included full body, or at least full head

also if they were doing something funny or making a weird face

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Hi I'm uh... I'm here for the uh... *cough* good news.

edit: goon nudes*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

PinheadSlim posted:

That's a fine rear end Revins you should be proud

TY I am

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Don't mind saying it's one of the finest GBS has produced in years.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




this would be a lot easier if you shaved the cat, so much edge detail

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




that's what I'm talking bout

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


I love him

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lol

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


A witch once cast a spell that made one of my balls take off running into the woods and this is what he looked like when I caught up with him

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
OK. Thanks.

My next post will be on page 734, which I EXPECTto be full of goon nudity or I will never post again. EVER!


You have 24 hours.. . :c00l:

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i went to the no kill shelter looking to adopt an adult kitty, and the one I went in to look at was already adopted, and I saw this totally shaved, newly neutered, scarred up, skin and bones thing hiding behind the other ones. and I said "hello?" after looking at him and he got up and came out trembling like a newborn chick

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