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Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

so my bad understanding is that certain types of christians literally believe the devil is real and they are concerned that mainstream people use satan in imagery because they have no concept of creativity or art. not that satan is necessarily artistic, just that they don't understand art... unless its like a glass pane from a church or something. seems like the whole harry potter back in the late 90s/early 2000s all over again.

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ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

i decided to check this thread to see the latest thing conservatives are mad at and :lol:

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:50

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

I've been at Disney World over the weekend and I got the notification about the Georgia suppression thing while I was in line for it's a small world and it really bummed me out

It's going to get sued into the ground, right? :ohdear:

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:52

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Valko posted:

There doesn't seem to be much happening so I went to youtube just for a little distraction. I don't know why this was in my feed but thanks anyway, youtube, I'll know to ignore this bitch in future. I didn't know who Rita Panahi was before I watched the video but I got 45 seconds in and I've decided that I hate her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsOMSw_fxEc

Here's a tip you soulless, callous bitch - concentration camps are evil no matter who is running them.

I'm on the verge of using a bannable word here.

Looks fine to me. Let them all in, make them citizens. Problem solved. More taxes coming in. Win win for everyone.

Except for the racists, obviously.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:52

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Lil Nas X is so good at twitter he's gonna piss off a Fox News anchor bad enough to use the gamer word and get fired.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:54

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Shumagorath posted:

If Lil Nas X does manage to power bottom poopgungirl's dad he should get to perform at the 2024 inauguration.

Slayer are all born-again Christians now

Just Tom Arraya, who's also a MAGA chud (lol). It blows my mind that Kerry King turned out to be the woke one in the band.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:55

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

https://twitter.com/davidafrench/status/1376185343955853317?s=21

Kamp Kanakuk came up last year because they re-opened in, like, September despite COVID. We spent a few days just posting the photos of their creepy staff and calling them pedophiles. Whelp! :stare:

quote:

The first thing you need to know about Pete Newman is that people loved him. He has olive skin, dark hair, and thick eyebrows that generated good-natured �unibrow� teasing. Girls wanted to date him, guys wanted to be him, and children wanted to follow him.

He was a camp director at Kanakuk Kamps, one of the largest Christian camps in the world. Kanakuk is an immense operation. Since its founding in 1926, it claims to have served more than 450,000 campers. Its main campus is located outside of Branson, Missouri, but it has international reach. Every summer approximately 20,000 kids pass through its gates, and the institution is particularly prominent with the Evangelical elite.

Newman was the camp�s rock star. A person who went to Auburn University with Newman said, memorably, �If Jesus and Pete walked into a room, I�m not sure who the kids would have worshiped.� �Pete Newman is the most thorough relationship builder with kids in Kanakuk history,� Kanakuk chief executive officer Joe White once said. �This guy has a raging love for God and it spills over constantly to the kids at kamp.�

White himself has long been a popular, charismatic figure in American Evangelicalism. (We reached out to White, and he declined to comment.) He has inspired intense devotion from campers, employees, and parents. Outside of camp, he�s known for a particular and vivid public presentation where he builds and carries a cross on stage to illustrate the crucifixion of Christ...

Kanakuk and White promoted Newman relentlessly, both within the organization and to the public at large. Newman rose through the ranks from camp counselor to camp director. It sent him on the road to recruit campers and to raise money. According to former members of the camp community, parents would sometimes compete for a coveted honor�hosting Newman in their home.

He was also a superpredator. He groomed and abused boys in their own homes. He groomed and abused boys at camp. In fact, he abused boys across the world. On June 9, 2010, he pleaded guilty to seven counts of sexually abusing boys. He received a sentence of two life terms, plus 30 years. His guilty plea was but the tip of a terrible iceberg. A civil complaint alleges that there were at least 57 victims, but the prosecutor in his case estimates that the real number could be in the �hundreds.�

The true dimensions of the worst Christian sex abuse scandal you�ve never heard of have long been largely unknown. Newman�s initial arrest and sentencing received little media attention. Few reporters knew about the camp�s size or importance. They were unfamiliar with Joe White. Moreover, the limited scope of the guilty plea concealed the sheer scale of the abuse. The resulting civil lawsuits received little attention, and nondisclosure agreements silenced victims and kept evidence under seal.

Following Newman�s conviction, the narrative from the camp was relatively simple. They had been shocked to find a bad apple in their midst. They had fired him immediately, promptly reported his wrongdoing to the authorities, and then implemented new �industry-leading� protective measures to protect the children who attend the camp. The camp�s worst moment became a catalyst for positive change, and now, its leaders maintain, it leads the way in caring for kids.

The truth is far more complex.

The scant media attention�combined with NDAs�means that we still don�t know the true number of legal actions against the camp or the true extent of Newman�s abuse. An unknown number of victims have filed an unknown number of lawsuits filled with unknown evidence that have resulted in unknown numbers of settlements for an unknown amount of money. We do, however, have a far more complete account of what happened at Kanakuk, and we�re sharing that account today.

Our own involvement began when former Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson reached out to Nancy (who has her own experience with sexual abuse in church) after discovering from a victim�s sister the extent of the NDAs connected to the scandal. Nancy then began her own months-long effort to comb through court documents, interview witnesses, and to retrieve the documents and testimony that would tell the tale.

During this investigation, we discovered that one courageous young man and his family had resisted the pressure to promise silence. He and his family refused to sign a nondisclosure agreement. They wanted the freedom to tell their story and to share their evidence. They still want their identities to remain private (we�re maintaining the anonymity of victims and their families), but they want the evidence to become public. We�re sharing that evidence today.

But first, a warning. The content that follows is deeply disturbing.

Yeah, it�s a whole bunch of yikes after that.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:56

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

If anyone in GWAR is a MAGA dipshit please don't tell me.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:57

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

FilthyImp posted:

Dude I just got an idea for TRUNP 45s with a ridiculous poofy swoosh lip at the toe.

The NEW Trump 45s.

These shoes have "extreme power" designed to:

1) Help you walk on ramps (up to a 12 degree incline)
2) Repel all toilet paper
3) Hyper engineered "Super Patriot heels" to make you taller

Wear the shoes that TRUMP wears, shoes that will help you own the libs and keep your bonespurs from acting up.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:00

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Castor Poe posted:

Just Tom Arraya, who's also a MAGA chud (lol). It blows my mind that Kerry King turned out to be the woke one in the band.

Thought Arraya was just catholic. Like the entire time he was in the band practicing catholic

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:00

War Wizard: Jan 4, 2007

ASenileAnimal posted:

i decided to check this thread to see the latest thing conservatives are mad at and

Lol same. Religion is a disease.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:01

ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

Castor Poe posted:

Just Tom Arraya, who's also a MAGA chud (lol). It blows my mind that Kerry King turned out to be the woke one in the band.

legit

at finding this out

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:01

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Thought Arraya was just catholic. Like the entire time he was in the band practicing catholic

That's not too surprising. I've known many catholics where if you interact with them on sunday and any other day of the week you'd think they had multiple personalities.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:02

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1376571936998744064?s=20

Conservatism is the new punk rock!

Amazing that we're right back at the Satanic Panic, what is old is new again

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:03

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Lil Nas X is so good at twitter he's gonna piss off a Fox News anchor bad enough to use the gamer word and get fired.

This got a good laugh out of me, thank you.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:04

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

https://twitter.com/davidafrench/status/1376185343955853317?s=21

Kamp Kanakuk came up last year because they re-opened in, like, September despite COVID. We spent a few days just posting the photos of their creepy staff and calling them pedophiles. Whelp!

Yeah, it�s a whole bunch of yikes after that.

quote:

�This guy has a raging love for God and it spills over constantly to the kids at kamp.�

well poo poo, who could have seen this coming?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:09

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Do right wing trumper loons not know about death metal and grindcore, or is Lil Nas just a more visible target for their pretend outrage?

Cause I wanna see a Fox News chyron pearlclutching about ANA* CUN* COURRUPTING OUR CHILDREN???

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:10

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Strong Sauce posted:

so my bad understanding is that certain types of christians literally believe the devil is real and they are concerned that mainstream people use satan in imagery because they have no concept of creativity or art. not that satan is necessarily artistic, just that they don't understand art... unless its like a glass pane from a church or something. seems like the whole harry potter back in the late 90s/early 2000s all over again.

They take the bible literally so I must assume they think everyone else takes their favourite literature (harry potter) literally as well.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:11

Donkey: Apr 22, 2003

FilthyImp posted:

Dude I just got an idea for TRUNP 45s with a ridiculous poofy swoosh lip at the toe.

Hmm but what human body fluid would be associated strongly enough with Trump for us to embed drops of it in the shoe...

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:12

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

we have a new timeline

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1376546217270910981

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:15

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hazo posted:

Do right wing trumper loons not know about death metal and grindcore, or is Lil Nas just a more visible target for their pretend outrage?

Cause I wanna see a Fox News chyron pearlclutching about ANA* CUN* COURRUPTING OUR CHILDREN???

He's black

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:16

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/cfink101/status...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Why would Satan punish people who work with him? That's just stupid.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:22

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

He should make a version of those shoes with Dr Seuss lyrics on them.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:24

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

So I was reading this unrelated article from the NY Times, then the next day I was hit by a sudden realization.

First Covid, Then Psychosis: �The Most Terrifying Thing I�ve Ever Experienced�

Pam Belluck for the NYTimes posted:

Ivan Agerton pulled his wife, Emily, into their bedroom closet, telling her not to bring her cellphone.

�I believe people are following me,� he said, his eyes flaring with fear.

He described the paranoid delusions haunting him: that people in cars driving into their suburban Seattle cul-de-sac were spying on him, that a SWAT officer was crouching in a bush in their yard.

It was a drastic change for the 49-year-old Mr. Agerton, a usually unflappable former marine and risk-taking documentary photographer whose most recent adventure involved exploring the Red Sea for two months in a submarine. He was accustomed to stress and said that neither he nor his family had previously experienced mental health issues.

But in mid-December, after a mild case of Covid-19, he was seized by a kind of psychosis that turned life into a nightmare. He couldn�t sleep, worried he had somehow done something wrong, suspected ordinary people of sinister motives and eventually was hospitalized in a psychiatric ward twice.

Fact: Trump was deranged and psychotic before COVID-19
Fact: Trump had a seriously bad case of the corona virus
True enough: He only survived because he consumed the flesh of an unborn child, Regeneron.
How loving insane is he now, could we even tell? Is there a level of paranoia after "Obama bugged the microwaves"? - "Biden hacked my toilet?", perhaps.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:25

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Stoatbringer posted:

Why would ~~Satan~~ Trump punish people who work with him? That's just stupid.

FTFY

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:26

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Stink Billyums posted:

we have a new timeline

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1376546217270910981

This dude is legit crazy. We really need to bring back psych wards and have 3/4 of the Republican party committed.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:32

Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:36

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Philthy posted:

This dude is legit crazy. We really need to bring back psych wards and have 3/4 of the Republican party committed.

I live in deep red south and work at a mental health hospital and we have seen a trend of conspiracy theory qanon believers who have been brought in by police ever since Biden won.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:36

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

I'm lolling that the guy who couldn't make money running casinos was president, but also lolling pretty hard at this

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1376580790298021894

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:37

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

If I had heard about the shoes as its own thing, I'd be :rolleyes:

. I already find the sneaker stuff kind of goofy and going edgelord with it is pretty boring.

But the way these people are obsessing over them, making these stupid shoes the biggest thing around is hilarious.

Stoatbringer posted:

Why would Satan punish people who work with him? That's just stupid.

Yeah, Satan's not the abusive boss. That's God.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:38

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1376556693044162562?s=20

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:40

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If anyone in GWAR is a MAGA dipshit please don't tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0hl9L9HeE

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:40

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If anyone in GWAR is a MAGA dipshit please don't tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZGzlTW_QdE

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:40

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

Stoatbringer posted:

Why would Satan punish people who work with him? That's just stupid.

Not to mention Satan gets a pretty drat sweet lapdance out of the deal

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:44

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Hazo posted:

Do right wing trumper loons not know about death metal and grindcore, or is Lil Nas just a more visible target for their pretend outrage?

Cause I wanna see a Fox News chyron pearlclutching about ANA* CUN* COURRUPTING OUR CHILDREN???

Well you see, Lil Nas is black AND gay, whereas death metal is made by white trash from Tampa, Florida.

I trust that explains everything.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:45

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1376556693044162562?s=20

I'm old, so I had no idea who this guy was. I hadn't even heard all of Old Town Road until this past week when I happened to catch it at a sports bar in Spokane.

Now this man is my hero!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:46

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I live in deep red south and work at a mental health hospital and we have seen a trend of conspiracy theory qanon believers who have been brought in by police ever since Biden won.

LOL!!!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:46