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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Good stuff. How hot do you order your food?

I feel like they've never asked me how spicy I wanted it at indian places, only thai places.

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Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Everyone eagerly awaiting pictures of aadvarks Indian feast

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

lol u think I take pictures of takeout????

I Ate the Foods, and they were good, however both should have been Hot at a minimum, probably extra hot. the more u know

the jalfrezi was better than the egg curry >_<

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Aardvark! posted:

lol u think I take pictures of takeout????

I Ate the Foods, and they were good, however both should have been Hot at a minimum, probably extra hot. the more u know

the jalfrezi was better than the egg curry >_<

Basic bitch

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

always gotta get some pork vindaloo

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Armitag3 posted:

Basic bitch

Wtf u talking about. Suck me dong

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

wut

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Indian is real easy to fall back on favorites so I�ve been making a point to try something new every time and I haven�t been disappointed yet.

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Aardvark! posted:

Wtf u talking about. Suck me dong

Wouldn't even be spicy, miss me with that poo poo

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Indian is real easy to fall back on favorites so I�ve been making a point to try something new every time and I haven�t been disappointed yet.

I'm ashamed to say I keep going back to butter chicken. It is what it is.

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Indian is real easy to fall back on favorites so I’ve been making a point to try something new every time and I haven’t been disappointed yet.

I always order a bunch of poo poo but pork vindaloo is usually in the mix

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

wut

I thought you were being facetious about pork in an Indian restaurant so I posted the closest SA smilie to :eyes narrowed at you: that I could find

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Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I haven't had Indian in a long time and some jalfrezi sounds dope

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Maybe I�m dumb but I have NEVER seen pork at an Indian restaurant in my life, is it a regional thing?

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I think pork is really only off limits if the indian people in question are Muslim.

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a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

Yeah I assumed pork was restricted or something like that but tbf I'm a dumb ignorant white guy.

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Maybe I�m dumb but I have NEVER seen pork at an Indian restaurant in my life, is it a regional thing?

I think it's probably available at more than 0% of places, but I don't think I'd expect to see it on most menus.

Hell, really Indian is the one cuisine type where I really don't care if there is no meat at all. India food as bomb even as straight up vegetarian.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

My local place is really good with some bangin biryani but they are loving expensive. Takeout for two entrees plus some naan is $60 plus tip.

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Meme Poker Party posted:

I think it's probably available at more than 0% of places, but I don't think I'd expect to see it on most menus.

Hell, really Indian is the one cuisine type where I really don't care if there is no meat at all. India food as bomb even as straight up vegetarian.

I will eat ALL the veggie samosas.

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

My local place is really good with some bangin biryani but they are loving expensive. Takeout for two entrees plus some naan is $60 plus tip.

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Maybe I’m dumb but I have NEVER seen pork at an Indian restaurant in my life, is it a regional thing?

pork is popular in the non-muslim regions of india like goa, but it's gaining popularity all around

not sure how common it is in indian restaurants across the united states, but it's loving tasty

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

My local place is really good with some bangin biryani but they are loving expensive. Takeout for two entrees plus some naan is $60 plus tip.

I think I get like 3 entrees, some sides, and a couple beers for about that price

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

I think I get like 3 entrees, some sides, and a couple beers for about that price

Yeah, we only get it once a month or so as a treat. There�s a few other places around that are cheaper but they just aren�t as good

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Yeah, we only get it once a month or so as a treat. There’s a few other places around that are cheaper but they just aren’t as good

this place is loving gooood

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

How come you never see Slim Jims as the protein at Indian restaurants? Is that a religion thing?

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Aardvark! posted:

How come you never see Slim Jims as the protein at Indian restaurants? Is that a religion thing?

they think there's beef in them

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

BRB starting a Kickstarter for a Slim Jim restaurant

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Table for two? Snap right in.

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DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Needs a slim jim sommelier to tell you how to pair your sticks with the best sauces

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Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Most Indian restaurants in the US serve a combination of Desi cuisines, and are staffed by people from all across the Desi world and serve people from all across the Desi world. Keeping pork off the menu is for the benefit of the Muslim cooks and customers who don't want it anywhere near their food.

If you find an Indian restaurant with a narrow focus--like Goan--you may see pork on the menu.

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Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

they think there's beef in them

pretty sure slim jims are just sawdust, wax paper and salt, but some people may have religious objections to eating that as well.

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alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

Tip posted:

Thanks! I gave this a whirl, and it does have some general features that are nice and missing from other things, but the font selection is still pretty weak.

I decided to try and make it work by looking up some of my favorite missing fonts and installing them but that's apparently a huge pain in the rear end. I think I have to root my phone to install a new font, lol

It's tricky but you can do it in the app...

here's a guide:

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