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Bogus Adventure posted:It's good...
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:05 |
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I was all ready to post that I like how Boba Fett and Boba Frick have the same first name and it helps star wars feel more alive and then I remembered that things name is Babu Frick.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 11:31 |
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Barudak posted:I was all ready to post that I like how Boba Fett and Boba Frick have the same first name and it helps star wars feel more alive and then I remembered that things name is Babu Frick. Yeah, but Babu Frick is the ancestor of Babu Bhatt.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 14:06 |
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I am honestly good with leaving prequeldome to lie fallow for a bit (or maybe a long while, idk). I just thought a D+ Star Wars TV thread would be a good idea.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Let's leave Cine_D shenanigans in Cine_D There's no sign of intelligent lifeforms, that one's dummy thicc
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 15:44 |
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 18:21 |
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Has anyone read Light of the Jedi? New High Republic poo poo. I was just notified it's available from my library to check out digitally.
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 23:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3udI6VTNQR8
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 05:54 |
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More evidence as to why the Sequel Trilogy is dumb and bad.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 07:19 |
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a thread for people who like both prequels and sequels: EQUALDOME
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:47 |
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squeakqueldome
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alvindome
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 18:54 |
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How about DomeDome?
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 19:26 |
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josh04 posted:a thread for people who like both prequels and sequels: EQUALDOME No, the forum for those people is called the Toxic Waste Dump.
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 19:42 |
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josh04 posted:alvindome Alvin II: The Squeaqueldome
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 16:53 |
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What would have happened if Anakin had just chucked his lightsaber at Obi-Wan like a spear. Like just hoofed it center-mass right at his chest using the Force?
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:34 |
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The plot demands that Obi-Wan end up with that lightsaber, so he probably just would've caught it.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:10 |
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nine-gear crow posted:What would have happened if Anakin had just chucked his lightsaber at Obi-Wan like a spear. Like just hoofed it center-mass right at his chest using the Force? Star Wars has this weird thing where you use the force as hard as you can to cancel out your opponent who is using the force as hard as he can to strangle you with his mind because otherwise there is no reason for anyone to actually swordfight ever it's first one to resort to force choke wins.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 00:00 |
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I'd assume that if you try tossing your lightsaber, even if you keep a force-grip on it in the air, it'd be a whole lot easier for your opponent to either grab it out of the air or nudge it off its trajectory, and then you lost your dang lightsaber. Not that Anakin's idea of just jumping to take the higher ground worked.reignofevil posted:Star Wars has this weird thing where you use the force as hard as you can to cancel out your opponent who is using the force as hard as he can to strangle you with his mind because otherwise there is no reason for anyone to actually swordfight ever it's first one to resort to force choke wins. There's also a whole thing throughout all the Lucas's work on Star Wars where it's actually pretty light on all the magic, despite all the magic being the thing that so many people latch onto. You could probably count the supernatural things in the original trilogy on your fingers. In the prequels it's a little more unclear because there's a lot of implications that the fully-trained jedi actively have heightened perception/reflexes/speed because of the force, but when you get down to direct things, you have a few lightsaber force grabs, some super jumps, two lightning shooters, and Yoda's still the only Jedi that lifts heavy things. It seems plausible that maybe somebody strong in the force would just be harder to manipulate with the force and there's a hard limit on the number of things Anakin actually knows how to do against Obi-Wan.
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SlothfulCobra posted:Yoda's still the only Jedi that lifts heavy things. In the EU Luke pulls a space ship out of Yavin
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 02:08 |
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In the EU, Luke got his Mommy Milky from a hot redhead rather than a sexy space seal.
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Bogus Adventure posted:In the EU, Luke got his Mommy Milky from a hot redhead rather than a sexy space seal. Again, I like to think that Luke and Mara hooked up in the new canon as well, and her dumping him was a big part of the reason he went to go hide and sulk on Ahch To with the fish nuns.
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nine-gear crow posted:Again, I like to think that Luke and Mara hooked up in the new canon as well, and her dumping him was a big part of the reason he went to go hide and sulk on Ahch To with the fish nuns. That could hint at the existence of a Ben Skywalker, or maybe his child is named Bail or Qi'ra in the Disneyverse.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 07:04 |
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Someone made a 14" statue of Jar Jar with a huge dick just hangin out and selling it as a fundraiser for amazon workers in Chicago. Below is the link to the tweet https://twitter.com/NotDickWarlock/status/1380721277900623874 And an image if you don't do the tweets. Do you see what the prequels hath wrought?
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 07:05 |
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In hindsight, it would have been cool if Luke named his son Biggs.
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CainFortea posted:Someone made a 14" statue of Jar Jar with a huge dick just hangin out and selling it as a fundraiser for amazon workers in Chicago. That's one bombad boner
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 07:06 |
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Okay, I've got another joke: He's just a simple Hungan looking for some Nabooty
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 07:09 |
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CainFortea posted:Do you see what the prequels hath wrought? this thread should have stayed as sequeldome
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 22:27 |
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CainFortea posted:Someone made a 14" statue of Jar Jar with a huge dick just hangin out and selling it as a fundraiser for amazon workers in Chicago. the sculptor should have cut off Jarjar's eyestalks and mounted them behind his veiny cock so he could have scrotum vision
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x-post So uh, someone on reddit dropped some supposed bts gossip. Take it with a silo of salt, if we start seeing leaks and people gossiping about what happened behind the scenes then there might be some truth to this stuff. https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarssp...utm_name=iossmf quote:I worked on the sequel trilogy for its entire run. From The Force Awakens to The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker. The world has changed, as has my position in the roots of this tree. In the next coming days...weeks...months...there will be a several leaks due to shakeups at Lucasfilm. Leaks have become a part of the culture of the company. I wanted to set some matters straight before that occurred. Who am I? Does it matter? There's nothing I could provide to convince everyone who I was without doxxing myself. Something I'm not particular open to doing. Take this as gospel or with a grain of salt.
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Filthy Hans posted:the sculptor should have cut off Jarjar's eyestalks and mounted them behind his veiny cock so he could have scrotum vision Also a goon now owns that statue. They did a joke bid and no one out bid them.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 00:11 |
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what was the DOTF story supposed to be
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 00:45 |
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There's a number of movies that manage to squeeze through that kind of horrible confused chaotic development and come out shining on the other end, but if none of the creative staff or executives really got along much or even had remotely similar creative visions, I'm not sure how anything could've come together in the end. The Hobbit trilogy was less of a mess planning-wise. Certainly sounds like the main reason they would be uncomfortable about pairing Finn and Rey is racism. And if they were constantly thinking about making her Luke's daughter, that makes all the weird romantic tension between her and Kyle a lot more weird. I generally don't care much about the romance side of stories, but if they wanted to include romance, they really needed to decide on what kind of romance they wanted to do, and they never did. Just like how they couldn't decide on a lot of plot points. Making Holdo a Senator would've been great for contextualizing the new Rebellion's place in the galaxy, but I'm still not clear on why Leia gave up politics and went into becoming a more directly military figure. As it stands, the Rebellion has probably too many top military leaders in the Last Jedi between Leia, Holdo, and Akbar.
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indigi posted:what was the DOTF story supposed to be Kylo Ren and the First Order enact a communications blackout across the entire galaxy to further the spread of the First Order. The Resistance discovers that some piece of ancient Jedi tech on Coruscant can act as a beacon and overcome the blackout, allowing the scattered Resistance cells to co-ordinate, but the First Order has made Coruscant its new capital, so getting in there is near impossible. Meanwhile, Kylo is pissed that Luke rope-a-doped him and Rey told him to gently caress off at the end of The Last Jedi so he goes looking for more Sith artifacts to make himself even more powerful. He finds an old holocron from Palpatine in Vader's castle on Mustafar where Palpy's like "Yo, Vader, if you're seeing this it means I'm probably 100% actually dead and not coming back in any way possible, if that's the case, go take Luke to see this guy called Tor Valum, he's a Sith monster who taught me and Darth Plageius everything we knew. That'll get him really jazzed on the dark side. K, bye." and the holocron explodes in Kylo's face and burtally scars him, because even from beyond the grave our boy Sheev is a massive asswipe. All the while Luke is there taunting Kylo as a Force Ghost like he promised to at the end of TLJ. Luke also tells Rey about Kylo's plans because he's been continuing to teach her Jedi poo poo as a ghost. Rey and Poe go off to hunt Kylo down and kill him, and Finn and Rose head to Coruscant to turn on the beacon. Rey and Poe have a one night stand because... I don't know, their only interaction across three movies up to this point is saying hello to each other. She then mind tricks him and goes off to face Kylo alone. Rose gets captured by Hux and Finn winds up alone in the lower levels of Coruscant. Finn inspires a Stormtrooper and general public uprising, and Rose manages to escape in the chaos and hack all the First Order Star Destroyers in orbit to spin around hyperspace jump directly into Coruscant's sun, wiping out their capital fleet. They turn on the Jedi beacon and broadcast Leia's message to Obi-Wan from A New Hope to the galaxy because nostalgia. Everyone across the galaxy rises up and takes out the rest of the First Order off screen. Hux kills himself with Mace Windu's lightsaber because it turns out he was actually a Jedi weeb this whole time. Rey and Kylo fight and he tells her that he killed her parents. He also blinds her with his lightsaber and she has to do some cool Force Sense poo poo to try and beat him, but it's not enough. He begins to drain her life force from her like Palpy does in Rise of Skywalker, but is interrupted by Leia reaching out to him through the Force. She's like "come on, Ben, it's the end of the last movie. Stop being evil." and he's like "...Okay." Leia then dies, having blasted her son with a bunch of Redemption Energy, and Ben uses all his life force to revive Rey, heal her eyes, and then tell her with his dying breath that her name is actually Rey Solana. Rey's like "Cool, I guess," and leaves with Force Ghost Luke and Poe. The epilogue shows Rey opening up a new "Something Other Than The Jedi, Because The Jedi Actually Kinda Sucked" Academy with new students including the Broom Kid from the end of TLJ, and she's together with Finn (who is indeed a Jedi in this version) and Poe and Rose and Luke and Leia and everyone's happy. I think Lando had a cameo in there somewhere too, but whatever ROLL THE CREDITS! And that's Duel of the Fates. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 12, 2021 |
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that could have been fun
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 03:14 |
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Someone made a fan comic out of the leaked script http://awinegarner.squarespace.com/duel-of-the-fates
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AdmiralViscen posted:Someone made a fan comic out of the leaked script That's pretty neat. I'd been wondering for a while how long it would take before the leaked script got the comic treatment like Lucas's old first draft of A New Hope did a few years back.
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McCloud posted:x-post This is real fanficcy and doesn't really line up with other verifiable information about the movie. Some stuff, like Jannah being Finn's sister, is mentioned in published BTS stuff, but there's huge chunks of it that ignore existing concept art from the early versions of the movie, and stuff that the film's editors have said about the extent of reshoots.
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Robot Style posted:This is real fanficcy and doesn't really line up with other verifiable information about the movie. Some stuff, like Jannah being Finn's sister, is mentioned in published BTS stuff, but there's huge chunks of it that ignore existing concept art from the early versions of the movie, and stuff that the film's editors have said about the extent of reshoots. The whole thing reads like a Weird Star Wars Twitter wish list letter to Santa.
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