NBA March No/Relax: All the Most Relevant Trades

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Red Rox: Aug 24, 2004; Motel Midnight off the hook

Ev'ry day I'm guzzlin

edit: lol no context guzzlin

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:36

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# ? Jun 15, 2024 04:33

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

Spacebump posted:

Both aren't good but people in their 30s that slide into other people's DMs to call them "cum guzzling bitch" and attempt to start physical fights are trash. Just because he is famous doesn't mean he should get a pass.

Yeah, like, Rapaport�s an rear end in a top hat, but KD�s comments were pretty cringeworthy.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:37

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009; Can't post for 5 hours!

Redgrendel2001 posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueHoop/status/1376998123768311814?s=19

The jazz are shook and the playoffs haven�t even started

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:37

Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

Jota posted:

durant is good now.

he�s the same

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:40

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Edit: slow on the draw

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:41

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

michael rapaport's fanbase is andrew dice clay fans who managed to catch mtv's rock n jock, dunno why anyone would pay attention to him for any reason

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:43

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Hickory dickory dock / my favorite song's roundball rock

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:44

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Declan MacManus posted:

michael rapaport's fanbase is andrew dice clay fans who managed to catch mtv's rock n jock, dunno why anyone would pay attention to him for any reason

I love that this is a diss on both Rapaport and KD

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:46

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

generic one posted:

Looks like KD is getting into it with... <checks notes> Michael Rapaport?

https://twitter.com/michaelrapaport/status/1376997269107470338?s=21

Me never turning on KD was one of my best instincts ever.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:56

kingcobweb: Apr 16, 2005

Basketball is my favorite sport
I have some strong opinions about Rapaport

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Somewhat Heroic posted:

Also: https://www.ksl.com/article/50137012/jazz-charter-flight-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-after-striking-a-bird

Captain Sully warned us about these drat birds.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:58

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

I just can't fathom anyone looking at that exchange and thinking either of them come off looking like anything other than a couple of toddlers with loaded diapers.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:00

Katana_Warrior: Dec 25, 2009

never defend anyone who has "Actor/Comedian/Director/Disruptor/Podcaster" as their twitter bio

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:01

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Michael Rappaport is the corniest white-dude-trying-to-act-black on the loving planet and that's saying a lot

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:06

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

also perpetuates the myth that the 90s knicks were a good and cool team rather than a bunch of boring scrubs who ruined every game they played in

that said kd is a dork and the homophobic stuff is not cool

e: don't care about him threatening to fight rappaport thought everyone should be trying to fight michael rappaport if given the opportunity

MourningView fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Mar 30, 2021

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:11

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Yeah I mean KD does not look good in this. He clearly spends too much time on social media. And I say that as a damaged man who spends too much time on social media.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:12

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

this is an extremely good representation of why "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is wrong and dumb

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:12

Mr. Funktastic: Dec 27, 2012; College Slice

Rappaport sucks but maybe KD is taking Never Stop Posting a little too far

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:25

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I'm not going to bother reading what KD wrote so gently caress Rapaport

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:26

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Mr. Funktastic posted:

Rappaport sucks but maybe KD is taking Never Stop Posting a little too far

it's a bummer yeah, I mean, just roast him for literally spending his entire life wishing he were black, for how much of a corny pathetic old vanilla ice weirdo he is, etc etc etc. I mean he's a 50 something YAKNOWWWHATIMMSSAAYYINNN white dude, this should be easy.
clowning on Rapaport should be a W on a plate.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:29

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

Rapaport was an important part of rock n jock history

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:30

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Poque posted:

this is an extremely good representation of why "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is wrong and dumb

Honestly this is just why I read that KD was attacking Mike Rappaport and didn't bother to read what he actually said.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:40

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Algund Eenboom posted:

Hickory dickory dock / my favorite song's roundball rock

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:42

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Poque posted:

this is an extremely good representation of why "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is wrong and dumb

KenWatanabeLetThemFight.gif is a much more mature attitude imo

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:54

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Rick posted:

Honestly this is just why I read that KD was attacking Mike Rappaport and didn't bother to read what he actually said.

You have a stronger resolve than me, friend!

# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:55

JackBandit: Jun 6, 2011

Michael rapaport sucks, he�s a rich white kid from Manhattan who pretends to be a New Yorker by doing a bad Rosie Perez impersonation

# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:03

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

MV is right. He ruined the last season of Justified and he should bow his head in shame.
Anything else is irrelevant.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:57

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Dejan Bimble posted:

MV is right. He ruined the last season of Justified and he should bow his head in shame.
Anything else is irrelevant.

Second to last the last one was really good

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:11

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

drat just imagine if KD hit him with that instead of homophobic slurs.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:15

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

kingcobweb posted:

Basketball is my favorite sport
I have some strong opinions about Rapaport

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:19

DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

They both seem like fucken dorks

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009; Can't post for 5 hours!

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:21

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

kingcobweb posted:

Basketball is my favorite sport
I have some strong opinions about Rapaport

Lol

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:25

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Feels like it's going to be impossible to keep all of LaMelo, Rozier, Graham and Monk this summer, if they even wanted to. Hope they can get something back in a sign-and-trade, at least

# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:35

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost