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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

catspleen posted:

why the gently caress aren’t they at least uploading the jpgs to archive.org rather than https://www.randoblocknfart.scam

I clicked the URL and nothing was there. Did I just get scammed by crypto?

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Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


ipfs has its own butts that are supposed to incentivize running an ipfs node (filecoin) so lol it’s garbage all the way down.

Though on the other hand ipfs might be the one case where some sort of cryptocurrency makes sense, since everything’s decentralized it would be nice to be able to pay hosts in a way that is also decentralized. Whether or not this kind of peer to peer decentralized hosting is actually useful or not is left as an exercise to the reader.

catspleen
Sep 12, 2003

I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

DerekSmartymans posted:

I clicked the URL and nothing was there. Did I just get scammed by crypto?

*fires up coal fired scam boilers*

yep everything looks ok on my end, please transmit beans butts for gas

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i was wondering how wirelesscoin was doing and if the transpotimers ever made the time machine but it seems like their twitter stopped updating mid-last-year :sigh:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

they did post this video though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygJISRqVKw

which is about traveling through time on a bike while being very angry about keeping dogs on leads

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJ3Jr39TCA

and this one, which... man i don't know

e: lmao why is it age restricted, it's just a video of him as cleopatra (his time wife) singing about how much she loves his time traveling tandem bike

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i thought the website was down because... the website was down, but apparently no it's just moved to applecoin.com for some reason.

he also wrote a book: https://applecoin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/The-Book.pdf



excellent

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJ3Jr39TCA

and this one, which... man i don't know

e: lmao why is it age restricted, it's just a video of him as cleopatra (his time wife) singing about how much she loves his time traveling tandem bike

age restricted for cartoon image of a woman breastfeeding i guess...?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

The night promised to be a good one, and I reckoned I could make it even better if I could persuade lovely Marit to let me escort her to the dark alley outside the club. Despite my treacherous state, I still had some wits about me; before we made our journey, I checked if there were any condoms in my wallet or if I was riding solo. As attractive as Marit was, the idea of waking up to a baby being ding-dong-ditched outside my front door was not appealing to me at all. Unfortunately for me, I was fresh out of latex sheaths and Marit was stuck in work until close. Reluctantly, I took one last swig of my drink, said goodbye to her voluptuous bosoms and took my leave.

voluptuous bosoms

quote:

Prior to this point, I had always just associated the dark web with murders, organ harvesting and just general online horrors that were too disturbing to think about. As it turns out, it’s actually a great place to find open, honest chat rooms with like-minded people! In my case it was about black wormholes. These are simply two points in space and time that connect one another, and are an essential part of the time travel system. What I wanted to know was where my nearest black wormhole would be and how far I’d have to go to get to it. I was in my usual chat room one day when I came across somebody who could finally provide me with some solid answers; a certain Roberto Transpotime21bus Master

imagine four busses at the edge of a cliff

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
the fact that there are multiple people involved in this and it isn't just one guy singing about his time traveling bus but multiple people singing about their time travelling vehicles makes it all the more confusing and honestly a bit sinister

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

is the "horny for cleopatra" thing new, i don't remember this being involved at all a few years ago

quote:

“That doesn’t matter to me!” he exclaimed. “I don’t think there’s a person alive who could travel in time without getting something out of it for themselves. There are people who would try to change history, topple dynasties, or even just cheat and win the lottery! While I have no intention of causing paradoxes, I admittedly have my own personal fantasy, particularly involving a certain ancient queen of Egypt.”
“Really?” I smirked.
“Yes, but don’t tell anyone just yet.” Roberto winked at me and took another gulp of coffee.

a big chunk of the book just seems to be Roberto talking about how awesome Roberto is :allears:

quote:

Luckily for us, not only was Roberto an expert in wormhole decoding, but his brain was technologically gifted as well. He provided us with special wormhole scanners that would hopefully detect the presence of one. The fusion of both our codes was going to be the missing piece of the puzzle that would seek out and find the nearest black wormhole, and soon enough, our search reached its conclusion. Black wormholes aren’t without their dangers, of course, but Roberto had prepared for this. His Time Bus Machine was made of radiation resistant materials (not unlike those used In radiation suits) that kept out most of the radiation when travelling though the wormhole, but our bodies absorbed a tiny percentage of it with each journey. This is why there was a waiting period of 30 days between each time, so we didn’t end up absorbing so much radiation that it harmed out health. Unlike me, Roberto had been preparing for this moment ever since he was a teenager; it seemed like he was ready for any possibility and eventuality.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM9eKZ2r0rQ

like....is this some sort of cult?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
this song mentions making love to cleopatra too

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
'' THIS WAS A CRYPTO PROJECT THAT STARTED IN 2016 AND IN 2017 IT WAS LAUNCHED.

UNFORTUNATELY DURING THE BEAR MARKKET OF 2018 THE COIN WAS DELISTED FROM THE EXCHANGE AND FAILED LIKE MOST CRYPTO PROJECTS DID AT THAT TIME.

IF YOU WATCH ALL THE VIDEOS AND READ THE BOOK THEN YOU WILL HAVE AN IDEA WHAT THIS PROJECT WAS ABOUT BUT WITHOUT THE PROPER FUNDS IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CARRY ON.

NEVERTHELESS I CONTINUED MAKING VIDEOS BUT I REALISED IT WAS NOT GOING TO BE THE SAME AS IN 2017....WHOKNOWS PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE''

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Boxturret posted:

the fact that there are multiple people involved in this and it isn't just one guy singing about his time traveling bus but multiple people singing about their time travelling vehicles makes it all the more confusing and honestly a bit sinister

lmao if you don’t lease a time-traveling vehicle (TTV, as we enthusiasts call them) in the year 1989, my friend! :agesilaus:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1377259542640218113

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


quote:

“Checked our moderator logs,” Attalah wrote. “The creator made a collection, our mods saw it and initially it looked good and non-Elon related. Then they modified it significantly to look like a SpaceX collection (including an official-looking SpaceX banner), and users started to report items including 'Moon ticket #29'. Our team took it down before other users were deceived by it.”

hahahahahhahah

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

YOSPOS > buttcoin: initially it looked good and non-Elon related

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Is this a hack or do the teletubbies have evil glowing eyes now?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

Is this a hack or do the teletubbies have evil glowing eyes now?

Guess this answers whether or not the internet will be hell on earth tomorrow or not (even more so than usual).

I was hoping we'd be spared future April Fools Days.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



does teletubbies even loving exist any more? who in the gently caress would watch it? Kids aren't into that poo poo now

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i don't think infants follow media trends. teletubbies works for all one-year-olds everywhere forever.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

orange juche posted:

does teletubbies even loving exist any more? who in the gently caress would watch it? Kids aren't into that poo poo now

the twitter is a terrifying combination of trying to market itself to parents of small children and to adults nostalgic for teletubbies

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

i don't think infants follow media trends. teletubbies works for all one-year-olds everywhere forever.

i'll have you know i was extremely online in the 80s as a wee lad

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
John Cleese (of Monty Python fame) says NFTs are stupid
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/john-cleese-nft-1955624/

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Boxturret posted:

the twitter is a terrifying combination of trying to market itself to parents of small children and to adults nostalgic for teletubbies

There are adults nostalgic for teletubbies??

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Fame Douglas posted:

There are adults nostalgic for teletubbies??

there are 20 year olds born wholly after the show stopped production

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kylegahnick/status/1377260666915065858

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What? No, you idiot, it's extremely good for bitcoin.

E: lmao, the replies
https://twitter.com/DavidShares/status/1377227817998499842

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Mar 31, 2021

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin: elon plz

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i noticed a goofy-rear end diagram on wikipedia and the cite led me back to this:

https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmicb.2020.01171/full

it's some kind of fanfiction dressed up as an academic paper i guess??



quote:

Figure 2. Vision of how the phage supply chain might be organized in 2035. AI, artificial intelligence; ATGC, DNA sequence; BEAM, bedside energized anti-microbial; DL, distributed ledger; IoT, Internet of Things; P, PhageCoin; WHO, World Health Organization.

quote:

The DL immutably recorded all stakeholder (e.g., suppliers of data, sequencing services, and clients), transaction, and contract details. It also recorded the exact quality, specifications, and weight of the supplied material. An algorithm determined the non-redundancy and estimated the weight (e.g., the virulence and host range of the phages) and desirability of the submitted material. Phages targeting emerging bacterial pathogens were of course most wanted. Most patent issues were obviated. The DL acted as a payment ledger to assure that all parties were paid timely and fairly. A number of PhageCoins (the platform’s crypto currency) were attributed to the suppliers in relation to the quality, weight, and desirability of the supplied material. Clients extracting prediction results (phage sequences) through the DL paid an amount of PhageCoins, proportionate to the estimated value of the phages. These PhageCoins were used to maintain the DL, to assure a sufficient and continuous inflow of material, and to expand phage virulence and host range data (matching phages to bacteria). An additional injection of funds and incentive to supply material was found in producers and suppliers of all kinds of goods. With the instantly earned PhageCoins, phage suppliers could buy online all kinds of products at strongly reduced prices, from laboratory- and school equipment to sports items. These goods were provided through corporate sponsorship. Several established companies sponsored PhageXchange in exchange of tax reductions, publicity, and the image of a socially responsible brand.

even in this future nonsense story where a magic AI takes your literal tricorder data and turns it into a functional antibacterial therapy in your own home, bitcoin still feels like it's been bolted on to the side for no real reason :allears:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hammerite posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin: elon plz

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Fame Douglas posted:

There are adults nostalgic for teletubbies??

i've seen adults have SERIOUS OPINIONS on the blue's clues reboot

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Shame Boy posted:

quote:

The DL immutably recorded all stakeholder (e.g., suppliers of data, sequencing services, and clients), transaction, and contract details. It also recorded the exact quality, specifications, and weight of the supplied material. An algorithm determined the non-redundancy and estimated the weight (e.g., the virulence and host range of the phages) and desirability of the submitted material. Phages targeting emerging bacterial pathogens were of course most wanted. Most patent issues were obviated. The DL acted as a payment ledger to assure that all parties were paid timely and fairly. A number of PhageCoins (the platform’s crypto currency) were attributed to the suppliers in relation to the quality, weight, and desirability of the supplied material. Clients extracting prediction results (phage sequences) through the DL paid an amount of PhageCoins, proportionate to the estimated value of the phages. These PhageCoins were used to maintain the DL, to assure a sufficient and continuous inflow of material, and to expand phage virulence and host range data (matching phages to bacteria). An additional injection of funds and incentive to supply material was found in producers and suppliers of all kinds of goods. With the instantly earned PhageCoins, phage suppliers could buy online all kinds of products at strongly reduced prices, from laboratory- and school equipment to sports items. These goods were provided through corporate sponsorship. Several established companies sponsored PhageXchange in exchange of tax reductions, publicity, and the image of a socially responsible brand.

or i could use fiat money, like any of them other than perhaps iraqi dinar or zimbabwe dollars are acceptable for purchasing things in your local area, and major currencies like USD/EUR/GBP(lolbrexit)/JPY/RMB are acceptable for international trade.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Boxturret posted:

i've seen adults have SERIOUS OPINIONS on the blue's clues reboot

I have no clue what that is, neither the original nor the reboot. I'm #blessed (or old)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Hammerite posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin: elon plz

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Never sell your bitcoin , live in a tent along a calif. Freeway all your life even though you have a million dollars worth of BTC. Never sell . Your heirs will thank you .

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gazpacho posted:

Never sell your bitcoin , live in a tent along a calif. Freeway all your life even though you have a million dollars worth of BTC. Never sell . Your heirs will thank you .

*street hobo happens upon your dead heatstroked body. They rummage through your belongings, throwing away some paper with a scrawl of letters and numbers. Too schizo even for them. They grab your last 5 dollars and a half eaten apple*

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i guess that's the reason that any bitcoin service that isn't in some way a safe always fails

it's like opening a store where you sell things for gold and trying to market it to gold hoarders, they wouldn't be gold hoarders if they wanted to trade their gold for goods and services

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