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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
*grasps your shoulders, then your head, then kisses you on your forehead*

"I love you."

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Love cannot bloom on the battlefield but it can in the barracks.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"Love is a battlefield"
- P. Benatar

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Shits in a ditch with 30 other dudes one of them is eating while making GBS threads

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
does anyone have any gorp

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
*Draws a dick on the latrine wall* I signed up for free college

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i will eat the rear end of my enemy to gain his powers.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

one of them is eating while making GBS threads

Promote that man to leader.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Look, I know you are my brother but we must compete in this rolled up newspapers into a bat whiffle fight!

Ouch. Hey, stop it!

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Mutters: I got a bad feeling about this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I poo poo myself

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Lets get em, girls!

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
*trampled to death by a horse*

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


*polishes Hulk Hands*

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
Why yes, I -AM- the Atheist in this foxhole :smug:

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Gonna explain to you all the things I'm looking forward to back home right before we attack

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

FrozenVent posted:

*Draws a dick on the latrine wall* I signed up for free college

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I am TELLING you am I going into BATTLE and I need your STRONGEST potions you son of a bitch!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pissed myself

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Has anyone seen my pants? This isn't funny you guys

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

my rear end in a top hat just fell out

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Meme Poker Party posted:

I am TELLING you am I going into BATTLE and I need your STRONGEST potions you son of a bitch!!!

And I'M telling YOU that you didn't give me enough healing grass to make them with!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
lmao this thread is going way better than I thought it would

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
My strategy is gonna be run into battle with fake enthusiasm but kinda hang back and let everyone in front of me do the work. Then after be like drat I really wanted to take off some peasant's head but there was nobody left by the time I got through.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Big Beef City posted:

Has anyone seen my pants? This isn't funny you guys

*Struts out of barracks wearing BBCs pants and nothing else*

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

*farts*

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Alright guys you ready?

...Tickle fight!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i've got a tummy ache :L(

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Chieftain! I need to go potty.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

trying to figure out if i have enough time to whack off before going to battle

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Chieftain! Someone stole my axe while i was on the potty

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
ALRIGHT CHUMPS, LETS DO THIS.

LEEEROOOYYYYYY MMMMJENIIIIIINKS

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

"In the name of the lord bless and protect my compatriots and myself as we bring deliverance to the treacherous foreign heretics, in thy name we conquer all and spread thy glory. Amen."

*Gets cholera and shits BBCs pants*

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


IF YOU CONSCRIPTS DON'T STOP FIGHTING BACK THERE I SWEAR I'LL TURN THIS RAIDING PARTY AROUND

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
*shoots commanding officer in the back*

*high-fives comrades*

*goes home*

*gets laid*

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
*is off on a corner watching riddick and doing the moves along with the main character*

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I put on my cape and warriors hat

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vudan
Dec 11, 2010
*smokes a bowl*

"I mean I know we are Hashashin, but I'm just feeling like my body should remain one and whole and like there's enough suffering in the world without us slicing up those guys and it's not really gonna solve anything...pass the tabouleh please...Just makes you think man."

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