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*grasps your shoulders, then your head, then kisses you on your forehead* "I love you."
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 02:52 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:26 |
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Love cannot bloom on the battlefield but it can in the barracks.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:00 |
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"Love is a battlefield" - P. Benatar
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:02 |
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Shits in a ditch with 30 other dudes one of them is eating while making GBS threads
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:03 |
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does anyone have any gorp
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:05 |
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*Draws a dick on the latrine wall* I signed up for free college
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:07 |
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i will eat the rear end of my enemy to gain his powers.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:11 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:one of them is eating while making GBS threads Promote that man to leader.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:12 |
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Look, I know you are my brother but we must compete in this rolled up newspapers into a bat whiffle fight! Ouch. Hey, stop it!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:17 |
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Mutters: I got a bad feeling about this
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:18 |
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I poo poo myself
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:21 |
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Lets get em, girls!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:21 |
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*trampled to death by a horse*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:23 |
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*polishes Hulk Hands*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:26 |
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Why yes, I -AM- the Atheist in this foxhole
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:29 |
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Gonna explain to you all the things I'm looking forward to back home right before we attack
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:34 |
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FrozenVent posted:*Draws a dick on the latrine wall* I signed up for free college
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:36 |
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Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:45 |
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I am TELLING you am I going into BATTLE and I need your STRONGEST potions you son of a bitch!!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:57 |
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Pissed myself
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:59 |
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Has anyone seen my pants? This isn't funny you guys
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:10 |
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my rear end in a top hat just fell out
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:10 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:I am TELLING you am I going into BATTLE and I need your STRONGEST potions you son of a bitch!!! And I'M telling YOU that you didn't give me enough healing grass to make them with!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:11 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:20 |
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lmao this thread is going way better than I thought it would
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:26 |
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My strategy is gonna be run into battle with fake enthusiasm but kinda hang back and let everyone in front of me do the work. Then after be like drat I really wanted to take off some peasant's head but there was nobody left by the time I got through.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:32 |
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Big Beef City posted:Has anyone seen my pants? This isn't funny you guys *Struts out of barracks wearing BBCs pants and nothing else*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:36 |
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*farts*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:36 |
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Alright guys you ready? ...Tickle fight!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:38 |
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i've got a tummy ache :L(
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:40 |
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Chieftain! I need to go potty.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:42 |
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trying to figure out if i have enough time to whack off before going to battle
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:42 |
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Chieftain! Someone stole my axe while i was on the potty
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:43 |
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ALRIGHT CHUMPS, LETS DO THIS. LEEEROOOYYYYYY MMMMJENIIIIIINKS
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:44 |
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"In the name of the lord bless and protect my compatriots and myself as we bring deliverance to the treacherous foreign heretics, in thy name we conquer all and spread thy glory. Amen." *Gets cholera and shits BBCs pants*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:45 |
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IF YOU CONSCRIPTS DON'T STOP FIGHTING BACK THERE I SWEAR I'LL TURN THIS RAIDING PARTY AROUND
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:45 |
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*shoots commanding officer in the back* *high-fives comrades* *goes home* *gets laid*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:46 |
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*is off on a corner watching riddick and doing the moves along with the main character*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:46 |
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I put on my cape and warriors hat
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:48 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:26 |
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*smokes a bowl* "I mean I know we are Hashashin, but I'm just feeling like my body should remain one and whole and like there's enough suffering in the world without us slicing up those guys and it's not really gonna solve anything...pass the tabouleh please...Just makes you think man."
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