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*raises hand* Captain I just poo poo my pants do I still gotta go???
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:51 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:28 |
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Does anyone else have a boner right now, or am I just horny?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:51 |
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To the battle, I mean. I don't gotta poo poo anymore
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:52 |
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*Spends all 30 years of life practicing and physically preparing for combat. Save every spare pence and shilling to buy well crafted arms and armour.* *Finally called to war* *Dies from cholera before ever fighting*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:52 |
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Revins posted:To the battle, I mean. I don't gotta poo poo anymore look, I already conscripted you, now get out there and die for your- ugh go put on some fresh pants, THEN get out there and fight for your king
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:54 |
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is it just me or have our phalanxes been really gay lately
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:55 |
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If you know of a better way to build trust among companions than a group jerk I'd love to hear it
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:57 |
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i spent the whole day building makeshift rafts and i didn't even realize we're not crossing any water
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 05:00 |
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What if we just go early Christmas morning and kill them all in their sleep?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 05:37 |
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Hey guys since we all got cholera it would be a good idea to cut the seats out of our pants so we don’t have to pull them back up mid battle
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:11 |
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I know. A sword and a shield is the tried and tested way to go, we all know it. But I'm going to try something new for this one, check it out; two swords! Two swords you guys!! This is going to be awesome!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:14 |
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No tail armor, verisimilitude instantly shattered
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:14 |
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I'll let you have my sword if you let me have your shield! Two shields is how we will win this battle.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:15 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:No tail armor, verisimilitude instantly shattered
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:21 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I know. A sword and a shield is the tried and tested way to go, we all know it. But I'm going to try something new for this one, check it out; two swords! It's not gonna stop you from taking an arrow to the arm, we've been over this! also, what am I supposed to do with your shield now? I can't just send it back
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:23 |
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Having a loud phone conversation over the din of battle with a potential client. "What? Yeah, I'm a trader. Big time trader. No I've been a trader from the start but I'm also a warrior on the weekends. Hold on a second will you some of the other warriors here are approaching me with their weapons drawn."
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:28 |
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Nice to meet you, my name is +-----------------+ | - Enter Name: - | +-----------------+ | > □____________ | |>A B C D E F G H | | I J K L M N O P | | Q R S T U V W X | | Y Z 0 1 2 3 4 5 | | 6 7 8 9 . _ - ' | +-----------------+ | [ RESET ] [ OK ]| +-----------------+
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:33 |
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Bad Purchase posted:Nice to meet you, my name is Sukadik Fukman [OK]
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:40 |
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May we cum together in Valhalla, brothers!!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:44 |
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Wait, this is a battle?!? I thought you said this was gonna be an orgy!!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:46 |
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*Covers myself in poo poo* WHO'S READY TO GO DOWN TO BROWN TOWN!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:48 |
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*finds some cool looking poo poo in the BUDK catalog* *is ready to kill foreigners*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:55 |
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*is being flogged for saying "Warriors, come out to play-ay" one too many times.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 07:46 |
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Usually Id say something like, "Hey, as long as you give it your best youre a winner". But, in this case, we are about to engage in mortal combat. As such, your best may not be good enough to keep you alive. There is a very high chance you will die either by mistake or on purpose. Notwithstanding, I suggest giving it your all. You wouldnt want a piece of shrapnel blasting through your prefrontal cortex while youre giving 90%. It would be embarassing for you.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 08:06 |
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ya ever wonder what our wives are doing back home?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 08:33 |
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you have my
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 10:12 |
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lot of asterisks itt
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 10:17 |
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Rags to Liches posted:It's not gonna stop you from taking an arrow to the arm, we've been over this! i think you should have it repaited with the heraldry of Sir Killjoy of Knavington, ugh this is why we never win any battles
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 10:19 |
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"When we get home from here I'm going to start my own farm and marry ny high school sweetheart. Also my name is Red Schirt."
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 11:17 |
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Should have started putting my armour on two and a half hours ago, whoops - seems I'm gonna have to sit this one out. Someone take my standard and ride around at the back so it looks like I turned up.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:18 |
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I'm the sombre stone epitaph erected in the centre of a small village that didn't lose many people in the war. "Mustard gas!...Huh, they want to see bad gas, they should see my uncle after dinner!" - Last words of Colonel Sternwood. Died from mustard gas poisoning and making GBS threads himself.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:57 |
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Captain_Indigo posted:I'm the sombre stone epitaph erected in the centre of a small village that didn't lose many people in the war. an honourable death *sheds single warrior tear*
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 13:15 |
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When they said "come on a shield" I don't think that's what they meant, Sven.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 13:40 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lot of asterisks itt I'm sure an Obelix will show up soon
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 13:47 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'll let you have my sword if you let me have your shield! Two shields is how we will win this battle. I’m ready
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:16 |
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Why battle when we could have any orgy instead?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:17 |
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Ok, now normally you guys KNOW I would be ALL ABOUT walking through miles of mud only to be killed without taking any actions alongside the rest of you for no loving reason, but this dude over here stole my pants and then poo poo in them, and now as you can see, I got no pants to wear! I'm not marching from here to god knows where to get shot or stabbed or whatever with my dick hanging out like an idiot. I can do that back home.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:05 |
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Where we’re going, we don’t need pants.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:08 |
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Some warriors charge into battle butt naked, to strike fear into their foes! But I suppose with your, ahem, equipment, it probably won't work. Maybe we can scrounge up a nice codpiece?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:12 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:28 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Some warriors charge into battle butt naked, to strike fear into their foes! But I suppose with your, ahem, equipment, it probably won't work. Maybe we can scrounge up a nice codpiece? "A Shameful dong will only bring defeat." -Sun Tzu
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