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Mar 29, 2021 23:54
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time to spend three hours of my life travelling home |
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Mar 29, 2021 23:55
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spent all day working at the porn factory and i come home and what does the wife have waiting for me? the fraiser boxset --she's so incredibly thoughtful and i am a very lucky man for having her in my life. ---------------- |
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Mar 30, 2021 00:02
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Taking papers to the photocopier one at a time. Taking a different path to the photocopier each trip. Boss wants to see me? He'll have to hunt me down first.
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Mar 30, 2021 00:07
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:spent all day working at the porn factory and i come home and what does the wife have waiting for me? scrambled eggs ; ) all over my face 😋 what IS a boy to do?! |
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Mar 30, 2021 03:15
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Mar 30, 2021 03:23
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Mar 30, 2021 10:16
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do u know where ur kids are
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Mar 30, 2021 11:39
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Mar 30, 2021 14:16
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I't fifteen minutes before clocking out somewhere |
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Mar 30, 2021 19:16
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believe it or not, i used to work at a factory that produced existential ennui. hard to take pride in your work when you're dealing with producing ethereal concepts as opposed to physical things, but the hours were good. ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:believe it or not, i used to work at a factory that produced existential ennui. No offense but I hate your product. |
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Mar 30, 2021 20:16
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Clocked in 30 minutes ago checked out 8 years ago Luckily morning tea is only 90 minutes away. |
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Mar 30, 2021 20:25
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Escape From Noise posted:No offense but I hate your product. no offense taken but so did i ---------------- |
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Mar 30, 2021 20:29
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time to pick up a broom and kinda lean on it a bit
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Mar 30, 2021 20:34
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sobbing that there's only 15 minutes left that i can do work for the World's Greatest Boss
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Mar 30, 2021 20:34
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5 minute to clocking out for Morning tea. I'm excited |
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Mar 30, 2021 21:56
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FutonForensic posted:sobbing that there's only 15 minutes left that i can do work for the World's Greatest Boss lol |
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Mar 31, 2021 00:02
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Working hard...OR HARDLY WORKING! Hahaha! |
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Mar 31, 2021 08:54
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Mar 31, 2021 09:10
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About to clock out when I realize I haven't been wearing pants or underwear for my whole shift. No one brought it up cause they didn't want me to feel embarrassed |
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Mar 31, 2021 13:25
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About to clock out when I realise I’d completely forgotten to clock in. To rectify this I clock in when I clock out so I can clock out when I clock in.
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Mar 31, 2021 13:44
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Fifteen minutes before I have to clock out and work a few more hours of unpaid overtime and lock up. |
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Mar 31, 2021 14:11
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Clock out? I'm WFH, I've got nowhere else to go! |
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Mar 31, 2021 18:19
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Escape From Noise posted:Fifteen minutes before I have to clock out and work a few more hours of unpaid overtime and lock up. no job is unpaid if you steal enough office supplies. ---------------- |
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Mar 31, 2021 20:03
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Buttchocks posted:Clock out? I'm WFH, I've got nowhere else to go! sorry, rules are rules. you gotta find someplace else to stay or sleep on the streets, like a dirty dog.
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Mar 31, 2021 21:13
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15 minutes before I clock this maroon right in the kisser! |
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Mar 31, 2021 21:15
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it's my favourite time of the day at work, when it's too late to start spinning up the machine for another production run but still too early to go home, so instead you tidy up your station - maybe do a little broom pushing - then go to the other guys' stations to see if they need help tidying up. just shooting the breeze and winding down before going home. 
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Mar 31, 2021 22:20
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one more dick to suck
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Apr 1, 2021 01:05
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Don't forget to punch the clock
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Apr 1, 2021 09:13
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nut posted:one more dick to suck Mandatory overtime tonight, buddy. Better do some stretches. |
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Apr 1, 2021 12:09
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does anyone else like to steal the longest things they can find at work? i'm taking a pole 
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Apr 1, 2021 16:53
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Finally a moment to start work on that project that's due by EOD. |
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Apr 1, 2021 17:19
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:it's my favourite time of the day at work, when it's too late to start spinning up the machine for another production run but still too early to go home, so instead you tidy up your station - maybe do a little broom pushing - then go to the other guys' stations to see if they need help tidying up. just shooting the breeze and winding down before going home. realpost that time of day loving rules.
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Jaguars! posted:Don't forget to punch the clock gotta punch the clock before it punches me, otherwise I don't get paid just waiting for the bell to signal the start of round 1
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some days the imposter syndrome kicks in and i can't help but picture a fat, sweaty goblin who was kicked through a wal-mart clothing rack and pretended to be human for a day. customer: "yeah, so lightning hit the tree, which split the branch off and took the line with it. can you get a truck out here?" me: "GAH BLORN FXNAR" cust: "no, i don't think unplugging the modem and plugging it back in again will help right now." Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Apr 1, 2021 ---------------- |
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Apr 1, 2021 20:03
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hey hey fellas fellas hey i know of something even cooler than fifteen minutes before clocking out. get this: ten minutes before clocking out. ---------------- |
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Apr 1, 2021 23:50
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Teddy Thunders posted:Mandatory overtime tonight, buddy. Better do some stretches. sighs and re-wets my tongue with the sponge u use to wet ur fingers for coutning money
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nut posted:sighs and re-wets my tongue with the sponge u use to wet ur fingers for coutning money What a glorious image |
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