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thinkin about buyinig this person an accountquote:iam very new. I never programmed anything. Javascript is my first programming language. I started, because i want a PS5, but i never got one. So i decided to programm my own little skript, so that i dont have to wait days, in front of the monitor, to have the chance to get one. I started researching, which language would be the best, and how should i do it. I know a few basics, watched some beginner videos on Youtube and asked google for the rest. But now i have a problem.
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i don't think you can program a PS5 into existence. maybe an Sega Saturn, but nothing later
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emfive posted:thinkin about buyinig this person an account "learned javascript, now i have a problem" yeah, checks out
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Feldegast42 posted:if you are running linux you already fooled yourself 
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Glumwheels posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC/status/1377609184498360321 he was the only president with the balls to threaten violence against the scientists families unless they get that fuckin vaccine done
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double check that post, they want a ps5 not an account
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Apr 1, 2021 16:33
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behold a working ps5 emulator coded in javascript
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Apr 1, 2021 16:34
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no april fools pranks in this thread. you've been warned.
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my dog ate all my pepperoni
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sinnesloeschen posted:This thread is cursed a.lo just warned you about pranks. that's a strike
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a.lo posted:no april fools pranks in this thread. you've been warned. i feel like this very post could be a prank
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19 o'clock posted:The Democrats colluded with the RNC (deep state) to steal the election from Tmrpr that shaggy song is an excellent example of gaslighting. she knows what she saw but he's lying about it anyways
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Foo Diddley posted:"learned javascript, now i have a problem" yeah, checks out I hope he gets his PS5 though
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Dolphin posted:my dog ate all my pepperoni eat its pupperoni for revenge
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Spergin Morlock posted:that shaggy song is an excellent example of gaslighting. she knows what she saw but he's lying about it anyways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyR-FYwUpGg here is another song about trust, perhaps trust mislaid
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Reality Protester posted:behold a working ps5 emulator coded in javascript Hell if the kid pulls it off he'll be the best coder alive!
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i neither speak nor read java-script but im drinking some java rn
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DryGoods posted:i don't think you can program a PS5 into existence. maybe an Sega Saturn, but nothing later if u want to program a ps5 from scratch first u must invent the universe
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Drunkboxer posted:eat its pupperoni for revenge edit: okay on further reflection just don't respond to this post, okay?
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Squizzle posted:i neither speak nor read java-script but im drinking some java rn java and javascript are not the same thing. weren't we all just warned about april fooling ppl
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Foo Diddley posted:java and javascript are not the same thing. weren't we all just warned about april fooling ppl one is the spoken language, one is the writing system
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a.lo posted:no april fools pranks in this thread. you've been warned. thanks a.lo, you're a great ik
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if you can get 2 people killed at every gender reveal you're going to have far a more successful population control strategy than chinas one child policy
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a.lo deputized me for just today to keep the thread prank free. please don't make me use this terrible power
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Squizzle posted:i neither speak nor read java-script but im drinking some java rn typical genocide endorsement by squizzle, the hitler of mods
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Spoondick posted:if you can get 2 people killed at every gender reveal you're going to have far a more successful population control strategy than chinas one child policy blue means yr havin a boy pink means yr havin a girl collateral damage to family members means yr havin a obama
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Spergin Morlock posted:that shaggy song is an excellent example of gaslighting. she knows what she saw but he's lying about it anyways shaggys rear end is cancelled
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Bearjew posted:typical genocide endorsement by squizzle, the hitler of mods the thread (germany) loved my artwork!!
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haha kamala harris is "vegan" before 6pm? what a useless loving idiot
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