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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Holy poo poo 1000 pages soon

We did it, 1000 page thread!

Wait... poo poo!

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

:69snypa:

I figure I counted right

Or got beaten/missed it. Then schaden.

e: lol

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Holy poo poo 1000 pages
:newlol:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

:69snypa:

I figure I counted right

Or got beaten/missed it. Then schaden.
:newlol::newlol::newlol:

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
first post

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

:69snypa:

I figure I counted right

Or got beaten/missed it. Then schaden.

e: lol
e: lol

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'm posting on page 1000.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Page M

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/9qagR8p.mp4

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




in honour of page 1000 here is my favouritest video

https://i.imgur.com/wr1XyTi.mp4

sound is very much required

Guineapig
Sep 8, 2005

Louder is not Better
In on Page 1000 of my favorite thread!

I've really learned a lot from it about what not to do in many situations.

Edit: e.g., not falling down.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Other useful lessons to reflect upon, on this momentous 1000th Page occasion:

- Do not attempt any kind of showy jump onto/off of/between boats, their railings are slippery as gently caress.
- Do not ever make physical contact with a skateboard or a trampoline. It’s probably best to not even look directly at either of these items.
- If you’re going to attempt some sort of indoor jump, remember about the existence of ceilings, light fixtures, and door frames, dummy.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

gently caress that guy, do all of the above and make sure to bring a friend to film!

Landscape mode please and thanks.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Chicken Butt posted:

Other useful lessons to reflect upon, on this momentous 1000th Page occasion:

- Do not attempt any kind of showy jump onto/off of/between boats, their railings are slippery as gently caress.
- Do not ever make physical contact with a skateboard or a trampoline. It’s probably best to not even look directly at either of these items.
- If you’re going to attempt some sort of indoor jump, remember about the existence of ceilings, light fixtures, and door frames, dummy.

Exercise extreme caution when using fire accelerants.
Tall things like fridges and shelves can fall over surprisingly easily when someone is on top of them.
What one thinks is probably going to happen often happens.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Page 1000! Post your favorite Schaden!

This one is my favorite of the last few years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oOPn1t0Wiw

The Piano Accompaniment is also excellent:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53j1naRuFs

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



exercise is bad for you
https://i.imgur.com/YECbLjq.mp4

dancing too


blacksmithing is right out
https://i.imgur.com/gBEf0S1.mp4

do not attack inanimate objects


it is dangerous to attach things to cars with chains, and this is not limited to stumps and couch surfboards
https://i.imgur.com/qXFaeyF.mp4

sometimes success is failure
https://i.imgur.com/cdCALaf.mp4


some with trickier lessons:
the world's second deadliest zipline thing


the only kind of cop abuse that won't ever be punished
https://i.imgur.com/OGl1Yt7.mp4

sometimes you can hear gifs even if they have no sound


nature, you scary
https://i.imgur.com/yHVpI5E.mp4

warning: kid spinal injury
https://i.imgur.com/kG7PumS.mp4

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Antioch posted:

Page 1000! Post your favorite Schaden!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RVyoAVgeyI

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Posted on the first page and I still friggin love it

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
This is one of my all time favorites.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Here's to 1000 more pages of rope swings.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Not sure if this is schadenfreude or just me being a bad person but this never fails to get a laugh out of me. (Warning : Skeleton pic below)

BBC : Pompeii victim crushed by boulder while fleeing eruption

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Old favorites on page 1000 hell yeah

https://i.imgur.com/cKZ7BJa.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hepKf5R.mp4









We need to always remember the schadenfreude we brought on ourselves

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

limp_cheese posted:

Old favorites on page 1000 hell yeah

https://i.imgur.com/cKZ7BJa.mp4



A piss twister: Pisster.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Also, a few old memories:





BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

I would think he'll definitely catch a charge. I'm down with what he did but he's on camera trying to smash that rear end in a top hat with a bicycle and loving up his car. Hopefully he'll catch some GoFundMe action to help with his legal costs.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

limp_cheese posted:

Old favorites on page 1000 hell yeah

https://i.imgur.com/cKZ7BJa.mp4


Some stay dry and others feel the pain

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Oh hey, page 1000 - only 24 more until a nice round number!





Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/7a6vMvk.mp4

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

Kittenfreude

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

BiggerBoat posted:

I would think he'll definitely catch a charge. I'm down with what he did but he's on camera trying to smash that rear end in a top hat with a bicycle and loving up his car. Hopefully he'll catch some GoFundMe action to help with his legal costs.

I'd donate to the guy. I'm at moderate risk for Covid and live with some people who are much worse off than me (Covid can kill them as opposed to maybe killing me.) I haven't been able to do anything for a year without the thought of bringing in a deadly disease and harming lots of other people. I WISH this pandemic was fake more than anyone. Thankfully I got double vaxxed so I now send Bill Gates nudes every night via the microchip. gently caress those privileged anti-masker assholes.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/ZChwNW9.mp4

Proud to post my personal 1,000th Schad here.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Gats Akimbo posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/apr/01/new-mexico-man-bees-car-supermarket

US man returns from swift shopping trip to find 15,000 bees in his car:



A bit late - and very much an aside but:

I remember watching a show or movie where some characters are discussing how to torture a baddie, and someone suggests bees.
This of course gets laughed at until they also reveal they are an apiarist - so bees it is!

Anyone remember what this was from?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Gonna post this classic on pg 1000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXgnIP4rMoI

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

:five:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2tGTcAVW0A

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ZChwNW9.mp4

Proud to post my personal 1,000th Schad here.

I love everything about this one :D And thanks for all the rest everyone

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLRdkmvl7V4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Mu1Zzg34c

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
https://i.imgur.com/f8t2NVq.mp4

Happy 1000th

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Reekris!

This one's good, I saw it in the wild with the caption "you're OK! You're OK! Don't tell mom! You're OK!"

https://i.imgur.com/MBNxqTA.mp4

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Of course, sound is OBLIGATORY for this oldie:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3385ew

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